Glam metal

Bret Michaels, formerly of the 80′s hair band Poison, was for some godforsaken reason on the Tony Awards last night, and he decided to focus on wiggling his tight little buns encased in denim Spankies instead of, oh, I don’t know, A HUGE HUNK OF STAGE COMING DOWN ON HIS HEAD. The rocker broke his nose and got some cuts and scrapes, but don’t worry – his nasty hair weave AND his tookus were just fine. I guess they were… More »