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The Paltrow pikachu might pop out some more puppies
Image details: Cannes 2008: ‘Two Lovers’ – Photocall served by picapp.com
Hola, you lovely Snarkarinos! Sorry for not checking in with you yesterday, but I just couldn’t get it together, what with all the muscle relaxants I was on. I think I told you I tweaked the HELL out of my neck, right? Well, it’s slowly getting better but I was seriously stoned out of my gourd yesterday. I kid you not.
Anyway, Gwynnie Paltrow wants us all to know that… More »
Gwyneth Paltrow works out three hours a day? Excessive much?
Image details: Cannes 2008: ‘Two Lovers’ – Photocall served by picapp.com
Oh, my. Mario Batali, a Food Network regular (any other Food Network fans out there? I lurve me some Paula Deen!) says that he thinks Gwynnie works out three hours a day. Judging from her figure, I’d say that’s probably a good guess. And honestly, why shouldn’t she? She’s extremely wealthy, she’s got nannies and hangers on that carry out her every whim, what the hell else does she have… More »
Gwyneth Paltrow is a little bit confused about the whole birthing thing
Image details: Premiere Of Paramount’s "Iron Man" – Arrivals served by picapp.com
Gwynnie wants us all to know that popping watermelons out of your va-jay-jay? Why, it’s available to ANYONE WHO WANTS IT.
She said: “The most euphoria I have ever experienced was having a baby – and that’s something most women can and will experience in their lives. I think God did a good job with that one. That the most satisfying human experience out there is available to just… More »
Gwyneth Paltrow and the blue satin pantsuit
Oh, Gwynnie. Did the 70′s teach you NOTHING, my dear? Here’s what Gwyneth decided to wear to the premiere of “Iron Man”:
Image details: Premiere Of Paramount’s "Iron Man" – Arrivals served by picapp.com
Unfortunately, her Iron Cameltoe is the ONLY thing memorable about this outfit. Ba-ZING!
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