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The Paltrow pikachu might pop out some more puppies
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Hola, you lovely Snarkarinos! Sorry for not checking in with you yesterday, but I just couldn’t get it together, what with all the muscle relaxants I was on. I think I told you I tweaked the HELL out of my neck, right? Well, it’s slowly getting better but I was seriously stoned out of my gourd yesterday. I kid you not.
Anyway, Gwynnie Paltrow wants us all to know that… More »
Gwyneth Paltrow works out three hours a day? Excessive much?
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Oh, my. Mario Batali, a Food Network regular (any other Food Network fans out there? I lurve me some Paula Deen!) says that he thinks Gwynnie works out three hours a day. Judging from her figure, I’d say that’s probably a good guess. And honestly, why shouldn’t she? She’s extremely wealthy, she’s got nannies and hangers on that carry out her every whim, what the hell else does she have… More »
Gwyneth Paltrow is a little bit confused about the whole birthing thing
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Gwynnie wants us all to know that popping watermelons out of your va-jay-jay? Why, it’s available to ANYONE WHO WANTS IT.
She said: “The most euphoria I have ever experienced was having a baby – and that’s something most women can and will experience in their lives. I think God did a good job with that one. That the most satisfying human experience out there is available to just… More »
Gwyneth Paltrow and the blue satin pantsuit
Oh, Gwynnie. Did the 70′s teach you NOTHING, my dear? Here’s what Gwyneth decided to wear to the premiere of “Iron Man”:
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Unfortunately, her Iron Cameltoe is the ONLY thing memorable about this outfit. Ba-ZING!
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Rumors of Gwyneth Paltrow’s broken marriage are greatly exaggerated, says Gwyneth
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So lately we’ve been hearing rumors about the possibility of Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin breaking up, and our little Gwynnie would like to put those rumors to rest ONCE AND FOR ALL, okay?
“You will never see us out publicly,” she states referring to her husband, Coldplay frontman Chris Martin. “We just don’t want to be one of those couples.”
“It evolved that way,” she explains, admitting she… More »