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Cutegreggator: Cats Inside Pumpkins
Hey, so I finally figured out the point of Halloween! It isn’t about spooky goblins or getting dressed up or eating candy, it’s about adorable little kittens inside of pumpkins. Someone go update the Wikipedia page, pronto. More »
Gallery: TV’s 12 Best Halloween Costumes
The Halloween episode—a mainstay in many TV shows, a way to settle into the fall season but still serve up some pretty wacky plotlines. And because you’ve got a professional wardrobe department, the costumes are always ten times better than what you could have picked out at Halloween Adventure. (Unless the joke is that they’re shitty, in which case it’s hilarious.) We’ve got the best costumes from Gossip Girl, The OC, How I Met Your Mother, and others. More »
Gallery: This New Tumblr Asks, Halloween Or Williamsburg?
You know, I was just wondering why I’m not excited about Halloween this year. Usually the thought of costumes and face paint and spookiness has me all riled up for weeks before the 31st hits, but this time around I’m just not feeling it. But then, looking at this blog, it dawned on me that I live in Williamsburg now and that’s like living Halloween all year ’round. Thanks, Halloween or Williamsburg, for making me feel better about my lack of holiday spirit. More »
Snooki Has Mad Pumpkin Carving Skills
Yesterday I would’ve told you that zebra print had no place on a pumpkin. But Snooki proved me wrong! More »
Gallery: People Dressed Up Like Courtney Love For Halloween
Want to feel pretty sad about things for a little while? Then go ahead and flip through this gallery of people who dressed themselves as Courtney Love on October 31sts past. In a way it’s the perfect Halloween costume. I mean, is there anything more macabre than parading around as a woman whose struggles with addiction have rendered her a walking symbol of doom and death for more than a decade? Vampire zombie skeleton, you’ve got nothing on Courtney Love. More »
Courtney Stodden Was Kicked Out Of A Pumpkin Patch For Being Too Sexual
Don’t you hate it when you’re just trying to spend a nice afternoon at the pumpkin patch with your family — picking out jack-o-lanterns and going for hay rides — but you’re too distracted by the 17-year-old in daisy dukes dry-humping her 51-year-old husband to get anything done? Folks at a pumpkin patch in Santa Clarita had this experience over the weekend, when Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchinson took their inappropriate relationship gourd-hunting. More »
Halloween Costume Guide: Turn Your Boyfriend Into One Of These 6 Ryan Gosling Characters
Ryan Gosling‘s character from Drive promises to be one of the most popular Halloween costumes of the year and we aren’t complaining — if anything, the world needs more Ryan Goslings. He is the perfect fantasy boyfriend, after all. So why stop at dressing up like a single character? Here are six different costumes for your boyfriend that will let you live out all your Gosling fantasies for one perfect night. More »
Sex On The Wire: Halloween Hookup Guide
• Halloween guide for hooking up. (College Candy)
• Worst dating advice. ever! (Betty Confidential)
• Know when a guy is hitting on you. (College Crush)
• Try out this hiking “intimacy kit”. (The Frisky)
• Why Sammi Sweetheart is better off single. (YourTango)
Gallery: People Dressed Up As Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie For Halloween
Earlier this week we spotlighted the trend of regular folks dressing up like Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. But the pint-sized twins are hardly the most popular celeb duo to pay homage to on Halloween — that honor might go to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. This look tends to be all about lips, tattoos, and lots of kids. Weirdly, there’s nary an Oscar is sight. More »
Questionable Choices: JWOWW’s SVEDKA Robot Halloween Costume
I don’t know if you guys have those awful SVEDKA vodka ads in your town, but every time I walk past one I groan out loud. The jokes are just so bad! It’s “voted the best vodka of 2033,” so of course there’s a female robot posing with copy like Make your next trophy wife 100% titanium.
Now if that’s not embarrassing enough, New York City Halloween store Ricky’s has decided to release a SVEDKA_GRL costume—and Jersey Shore‘s JWOWW is modeling it. More »
Gallery: 10 Halloween-Themed Tattoos From The Movies
Halloween comes but once a year, and it seems that’s not enough for some All Hallows Eve devotees. What better way to keep the holiday with you all year round than by tattooing an image from your favorite Halloween-themed movie? (Well, maybe like a locket or a set of pumpkin earrings would be preferable for some.) Take a look at 10 terrifying and terrifyingly permanent ink tributes to Halloween. More »
Gallery: People Dressed Up As Mary-Kate And Ashley Olsen For Halloween
You know what they say, “You never really know what people think about you until they’ve dressed as you for Halloween.” They say that right? I say that. Someone dress as me this year, and wear a t-shirt with that adage emblazoned on it.
It turns out lots of people like to dress as the Olsen Twins on All Hallow’s Eve. Mostly that means blonde wigs and giant Starbucks cups (elicit substances inside?). Check out some of our favorite Mary-Kate and Ashley costumes. More »
Sex On The Wire: Get Ready For Bella And Edward’s Wedding
Why girls like jerks. (College Candy)
Stories that prove prince charming might still exist. (Betty Confidential)
Sex while skydiving? (The Frisky)
How to navigate Halloween weekend. (College Crush)
Oral sex may be more dangerous than smoking. (YourTango)
Everything you need to know about Bella Swan’s wedding day. (Celebuzz)
Halloween Costume Guide: Dress Up As One Of These 5 Lady Gaga Alter-Egos
Worried your Lady Gaga costumes going to look just like everyone else’s? Well, maybe you need to ditch the bubble suit and dress up as one of her alter-egos — like Yuyi the mermaid or Jo Calderone. Here’s a guide to five of Gaga’s characters, plus suggestions for making them Halloween-able. More »
First Look: Katie Holmes As The Slutty Pumpkin On How I Met Your Mother‘s Halloween Episode
Is anyone else slightly disappointed now that we know what How I Met Your Mother‘s Slutty Pumpkin (played by Katie Holmes) looks like? Since HIMYM‘s first season, all Ted (Josh Radnor) could tell us about SP was that her costume had “strategically carved holes”; this looks like what you’d find in any Halloween store. More »
Gallery: 8 Justin Bieber Jack-O-Lanterns
You guys, I’m going to a pumpkin-carving party in a couple days! Normally, I’d joke poke some eye and nose holes in a pumpkin, but this year will have to be different. This year, babies will be preset, and I really want to impress them. So, should I carve Justin Bieber? Maybe I’ll just hire one of these guys to do it for me. More »
Gallery: All Of Kim Kardashian’s Halloween Costumes
If this isn’t a gallery of all Kim Kardashian‘s Halloween costumes, it’s a gallery of most of them. Of a lot of them. Of seven of them. This is a gallery of seven of Kim Kardashian’s Halloween costumes. All sexy versions of things, of course. More »
Gallery: Gwen Stefani And Her Family Have The Cutest Halloween Costumes
Gwen Stefani has the cutest family, and her cute family has the most adorable Halloween costumes ever. I appreciate that Gwen goes for fun, quirky outfits instead of going the sexed-up municipal worker route. Check out this gallery of costumes from Gwen, Zuma and Kingston. More »
Mary-Kate And Ashley Olsen Try To Appeal To Geeks This Halloween
Do you recognize the tiny, fashionable bodies beneath the Darth Vader and Stormtrooper helmets? The lattes/lightsabers might tip you off—it’s Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, filming a Halloween-themed ad for their fashion and social networking site StyleMint. More »
Sex On The Wire: Don’t Believe These Dating Myths
• Things you might want to lie about? (College Candy)
• Dating vs. Hanging out according to Steve Ward. (Betty Confidential)
• Crazy ways to meet men. (The Frisky)
• Myths about dating even smart girls believe. (College Crush)
• What your couples costume says about your relationship. (YourTango)
Win a date with Pauly D?(Celebuzz)
