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Danielle Staub, Heidi Montag, and Jake Pavelka Filmed Something Together
Clearly, the apocalypse is nigh: the Daily Mail reports that reality show also-rans/professional famewhores Heidi Montag, Danielle Staub, and Jake Pavelka were filming a not-yet-named show together in LA yesterday. More »
Jennifer Aniston Smacks Down Heidi Montag- Despite having a role in Just Go With It, (Why? Just go with it), Heidi Montag wasn’t allowed to walk the red carpet for the film because Jen thought she was “too polarizing.” The best. (Us Weekly)
Crush Links: January Jones And Jason Sudekis Have Split Up
Mad Men‘s January Jones and SNL‘s Jason Sudekis have split up. Bad timing. It was right before she wore this dress to The Golden Globes. (People)
Meanwhile, Scarlett Johannson can breathe a sigh of relief. Her soon to be ex-husband Ryan Reynolds is not dating Sandra Bullock. (People)
Former Hills star Heidi Montag is desperate for work. But she turned down Dancing With The Stars? Not sure I’m buying that. (Radar)
Angelina Jolie‘s been hanging out with Justin Bieber. (SocialiteLife)
Taylor Swift says she never uses a blow dryer. And apparently, she’s asleep when stylists do her hair? (People)
Jane Fonda wasn’t the only nip slip at The Golden Globes. Hayden Panettiere had one too. (Us) More »
Crush Links: Take That Nick Lachey, Jessica Simpson is Engaged Too
Jessica Simpson is engaged to boyfriend Eric Johnson. Translation: Suck it Nick Lachey! (US)
Mel Gibson may have gotten blackballed from The Hangover 2, but Bill Clinton made the cut. The former president is filming a cameo for the sequel in Bangkok.(People)
Taylor Momsen thinks her parents abused her by making her a child actress. But look how cute she was! (celebuzz)
Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps may be dating one time Gastineau Girls star Brittny Gastineau. (TMZ)
The Hills stars Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are renewing their marriage vows. But that’s not going to get them out of debt. Also, a porn company wants them to direct skin flicks. (Us)
Yess. We love Lizzy Caplan. And the former Party Down star has signed on guest-star in Mr. Sunshine, a new ABC sitcom starring Matthew Perry and Alison Janney. More »
Be Afraid: Spencer Pratt Has A New Reality Show
For the past week or so, The Hills stars Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have been all over the tabloids explaining that they’ve blown through the $10 million they earned from MTV. But now, Spencer has a back up plan. It involves a lot of tattood dudes with large flesh wounds and trashy chics with knives. You guessed it, it’s Spencer’s genius new reality show The Inland Empire 909.
Radar has an exclusive trailer for your viewing pleasure. According to Spencer: “These girls will eat the cast of Jersey Shore alive.”
I’m not sure the world needs to see that. But the good news is – they may never have to.
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Crush Links: Ke$ha Is A Dirty Girl, Katy Perry Thinks She’s Good In Bed
Ke$ha is so dirty. That’s not new. But she has a new song out, called Sleazy. Natch, it has an important public service message. Get sleazy! (celebuzz)
Katy Perry gives herself a 10 out of 10 in bed. Never would have predicted that one. (Sun)
The Hills star Heidi Montag’s mom Darlene Egelhoff had to clean houses to make ends meet last year. But Heidi hasn’t talked to her to find out. (ONTD)
Twilight star Robert Pattinson filmed a personalized video for a bunch of school kids in Connecticut. Strange, but adorable. (celebuzz)
Courtney Love has a Halloween present for her fans: new upskirt shots! She’s always so thoughtful. (egotastic)
Anna Nicole Smith‘s former boyfriend Howard K. Stern was finally found guilty of conspiracy, by providing drugs to a known addict. Will he go to jail? That’s less clear. (celebuzz)
Real Housewives of New Jersey star Danielle Staub is being sued for defamation by her ex-boyfriend Steve Zalewski. (TMZ) More »
‘Deadset’ Premieres and 5 Reality Stars As Zombies
A long time ago we excitedly told you tales of Deadset, a BBC mockumentary in which the cast of Big Brother was terrorized by unholy flesh-eaters (besides themselves), and were forced to defend the house against a zombie onslaught. Well now the show has jumped the pond to America, and while we’re excited for the week-long mini-series, we can’t help but think of how great it would be if our own reality stars were given the undead treatment. More »
Celeb Tweetup: Funny Typo Edition
There’s nothing wrong with publishing a typo on Twitter every now and then, but sometimes we feel like celebs go out of their way to avoid proofing anything they write. And sometimes the typos give the tweets a whole new layer of meaning. For today’s roundup, we’ve got a sampling of typo-riddled tweets from the last few hours. More »
Spencer Pratt shaves his horrifying beard – We were worried we had another Joaquin Phoenix on our hands, but alas, Spencer Pratt has shaved his scraggly lion-mane facial hair. On camera, of course. (via PopEater)
The Best of Crushable
From Tiki Barber‘s girlfriend Traci Johnson writing her 1st hand account for us to The Situation joining Dancing with the Stars and looking to make $5 million next year, we had a pretty ridiculous week. Please, won’t you take a look back with us?
Entertainment:
• Guest of a Guest and Crushable team up to bring your our 3rd installment of TV Moments Reenacted by Party Guests.
• Vampire real estate tax laws and fairies on True Blood.
• The Situation is out to make $5 million next year, and that’s even before we knew he was Dancing with the Stars.
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Crush Links: Will Chris Lambton Accept The ‘Bachelor’ Producers’ Rose?
Time will tell. Chris Lambton, the runner-up this past season on The Bachelorette, is being wooed by producers to accept their offer to become – cue the dramatic music – The Next Bachelor. The show is banking on Chris, but he wants to “break the rules.” (Us Weekly)
Glee’s Dianna Agron is acting really giddy and girlfriend-y around her I Am Number Four co-star Alex Pettyfer. The other day, they coordinated T-shirts: hers said “What Part of Peace Don’t You Understand?” and his said, “Peace, Love, and Rock and Roll.” (People)
Meanwhile, things are not going so well for estranged hottie Glee couple Naya Rivera and Mark Salling. Not only did she key his Lexus in a jealous rage, she threw herself a dance party while doing it. (Radar)
Amid the rumors John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston are “back on,” John would like us to know that he is “completely single.” (MTV)
Blind item: An actress has solicited her husband’s archnemesis to write jokes for her during an uncoming media presentation. Her one condition: Be as vicious as possible. (Dlisted)
Some Playmate claims she made a sex tape with Heidi and Spencer stole it. We’re covering our ears lalalalalalalalala. (Radar)
Instead of skinny models, Jessica Simpson will “send her best friends — real women in real sizes — down the aisle” to model her new clothing line. (Popeater)
Lindsay Lohan‘s first post-jail-and-rehab tweet! (Lindsay’s Twitter) More »
Spencer Pratt Wants Couple Counseling – “Sorry Heidi, I didn’t mean to threaten you with releasing your sex tape. I just love you so much and think we can work this out, baby!” (via TMZ)
Celeb Tweetup: Kelly Osbourne Clears The Air
Whether they’re telling you what they ate for breakfast (Stephanie Pratt) or getting over a break-up (Heidi Montag) celebrities love to overshare on Twitter. Occasionally, they’ll offer real news and insight — like Kelly Osbourne‘s tweet today claiming an InTouch report of her leaving a club drunk was incorrect. But otherwise, they’re generally just fonts of useless (too much) information. More »
Crush Links: Heidi Montag Wants A Breast Reduction
Heidi intends to remove her G implants, explaining, “I’m desperate to go back to normal. I’m downgrading and going a little smaller, to a D or a double D.” She adds, “My boobs are crushing me.” (Life & Style)
Elin Nordegren breaks her silence – for the first and last time – on life after the Tiger scandal. (People)
Lindsay Lohan checked out of rehab. Who’s watching her now? She’s loose! (Radar)
Meanwhile, SamRo‘s in full-on savior mode. (Radar)
Angelina Jolie is directing and writing Bosnian War love story. She totally stole the project from Jen. (Vulture)
Maybe Jen should go back to TV? (Popeater)
Adam Brody is alive! He has been spotted with his new girlfriend, screenwriter Lorene Scafaria. (Just Jared)
Drew Barrymore is still copying MK. (Go Fug Yourself) More »
Crush Links: Why Is Miley Cyrus Smoking Pot And Kissing Girls?
A leaked script for Miley Cyrus‘ upcoming film LOL: Laughing Out Loud reveals that Miley’s teenage character has sex, smokes pot, kisses girls and flashes her Brazilian to her mom, played by Demi Moore. (Hollywood Life)
Lourdes was spotted wearing an wristband emblazoned with a non-subtle marijuana leaf. (Radar)
Jeremy London denies having an affair with Rachel Uchitel in Celebrity Rehab. Not under Dr. Drew‘s watch! (People)
Heidi has confirmed her sex tape exists, and now she’s getting down to business to get paid for it. (TMZ)
Blind Item: Which former A-list actor is cheating on his wife, who makes him carry a tracking device so she knows where he is at all times? His assistant holds on to the device while said former A-list actor cheats. (Crazy Days And Nights)
The party guests wanted “mellow,” but SamRo decided to go all techno on them. (Page Six)
Anna Paquin shows off her sparkler. (UK Daily Mail)
Is Mariah pregnant or not? If every picture tells a story, then YES! (Popeater) More »
Celeb Tweetup: ‘The Hills’ Are Alive…
Wow, reality shows stars really can’t live without the attention, huh? Now that The Hills is off-air, Spencer Pratt is claiming to have a sex tape of his estranged wife, Heidi Montag, sleeping with another woman. And of course this is all going down on Twitter. More »
Quote Of The Day: Heidi Montag Is Just Figuring This Out Now
Better late then never, Heids (as LC used to say). For more of Heidi Montag’s personal epiphany, see her new, enlightened Twitter account. Let her book begin … today. The rest is still unwritten. More »
Crush Links: Snooki Hookup Jeff Miranda Speaks!
Jeff Miranda, the 24-year-old former Iraq war veteran, only just met Snooki last Friday at Karma. He says, “Just kissing her was a rush. Her lips are matched perfectly to mine … I couldn’t even explain it.” And then! “She got mad at me because of my tongue ring. It reminded her of [ex] Emilio. I took it out of my tongue and threw it out into the beach. I took it right out for her.” (Us Weekly)
Bachelor Pad‘s Weatherman – and dark horse to win the $250K – has a blog! Possible spoiler alert: This means he probably won’t win – if ABC approves your blog, then you’re probably kicked out of the manse mid-season. (Life & Style)
Sandra Bullock on her status with tattooed philandering ex Jesse James: “We have both moved on.” (People)
Meanwhile, Speidi‘s divorce is “so Hollywood.” (Radar)
Claire Danes is now promoting a line of paint; to be fair, the colors are really tasteful. (UK Daily Mail)
Tiffani Thiessen, aka Kelly Kopowski, shows off her new baby on the NYC set of White Collar. (UK Daily Mail)
Demi Lovato is leading the hot hot hot pink dress trend. (MTV Style)
Before getting married last week, Hilary Duff and husband Mike Comrie signed a prenup. His family is worth some $500 million. Smart! (Page Six) More »
Heidi Montag In Mourning - Her plastic surgeon Dr. Frank Ryan died Monday when his Jeep veered off the Pacific Coast Highway. “He was the most amazing person I have ever known. He was an angel and changed my life and the lives of everyone he met,” Heidi tweeted.
Crush Links: Lindsay Lohan Checks Into Rehab At UCLA
Lindsay was released from jail at Lynwood Detention Center in the wee hours of the morning – now, she’s in treatment at UCLA medical center. (TMZ)
These screengrabs are so NSFW, so we’ll link instead. They are from a sex tape starring Laurence Fishburne’s 19-year-old daughter Montana. Wonder what Laurence has to say about this. (TMZ)
It’s official: Speidi staged everything, including the divorce. (Radar)
Alicia Keys looked gorgeous on her wedding day. (People)
Teresa Giudice’s Sizzle Tan commercial is a masterpiecee, quick paycheck…. More »
