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Don’t Ask Don’t Tell Gallery: Homoerotic Movies About The Military
Today marks the historic end of Don’t Ask Don’t Tell, the policy by which openly gay people were not allowed to serve in the military. Yay, just in time to go to war with Iran! But just because the men and women of the U.S. military weren’t allowed to be out and proud until now, doesn’t mean there haven’t been gays there all along. Here are some homoerotic movies about the military. More »
Kate Winslet and 12 Other Celebrities Who Escaped Blazing House/Car/Hotel Fires
Another sign that Kim Kardashian‘s wedding is signaling the apocalypse: Early this morning, a tropical storm sparked a fire at Richard Branson‘s Caribbean mansion, where 16 guests were staying. Everyone managed to escape before the house burned down entirely; interestingly, the only celebrity mentioned by name was Kate Winslet, who was there with boyfriend Louis Dowler and her two kids.
The thing is, this isn’t unusual at all! We can’t tell you how many times we’ve seen the headline “[Celebrity] Escapes Fire” — so here’s a round-up of all the actors, singers, and reality stars who’ve made it through the inferno to live another day. More »
Snap This: Jake Gyllenhaal’s a Gay Cowboy
We don’t want to argue with the demigod that is Jake Gyllenhaal, but we’re pretty sure being a gay cowboy isn’t actually “cool,” even in a post-Brokeback Mountain world. Is this Jake’s way of coming out? Because we all support you, buddy! Especially the actual gay cowboys. More »
Bear Grylls Teaches Jake Gyllenhaal How to Survive the Arctic on ‘Man vs. Wild’
From the preview alone, Jake Gyllenhaal‘s stint on Man vs. Wild kind of wins over any other celebrity guest star on TV in the last few months. Gwyneth Paltrow wants applause for tangoing on Glee? Try crawling between mountains on a rope and — if I heard it correctly — “tasting balls.” And Gyllenhaal tells Bear Grylls that he’s sort of got a fear of heights. Oops! More »
Gallery: The Best Shots of Actors Posing with Their Action Figures
As creator Guil Ty writes in the introduction to the new Tumblr Actors with Action Figures, celebrities face the weird future of not only having their likenesses blown up to forty feet on a movie screen, but also shrunk down to (hopefully) accurate action figures if they play superheroes, animated characters, or action stars. I’ve chosen the cutest shots of celebs interacting with their tiny doppelgangers, though I realize at least half are cute guys. So, it’s like our “Hot Guys Holding Baby Animals” office calendar, but for the geek set, and with a few ladies and older guys thrown in. More »
Video: Jake Gyllenhaal Teaches Kids About Passover
Passover is coming up – for those of you who don’t observe the holiday, it’s a time when Jewish people celebrate the exodus from Egypt by going on the Atkins diet for a week. Jake Gyllenhaal appears in this clip from Shalom Sesame (a Jewish-themed Sesame Street) to hide the afikomen. More »
Celebrity Blogger Says: Taylor Swift And Jake Gyllenhaal Are Definitely Still In Love!
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Can this be one “Love Story” that won’t have a (Donnie) dark(o) ending? After a split that our sources say left the couple irrecoverably, devastatingly “not dating,” Prince of Persia star Jake Gyllenhaal and teen country crooner Taylor Swift may be going back to December…together! More »
Sweet Repeat: Jake Gyllenhaal Looks Like A Puppy Dog
Jake Gyllenhaal has turned into a bit of a player recently. First he ended his fling with Taylor Swift via a heartbreaking phone call. Then he brought ex-girlfriend Jenny Lewis to the Golden Globes, after which he was spotted “getting grabby” with Mila Kunis. So how does Jake get away with his callous behavior? By looking like an adorable little puppy dog who just got into the trash but you can’t even stay mad because look at those eyes! More »
Will Taylor Swift’s Jake Gyllenhaal Song Be Called ‘Out Of The Blue’?
This whole Jake Gyllenhaal/Taylor Swift fake-relationship is beyond tortured. This fall we all had to endure them prancing around together and taking photo ops at coffee shops together.
And now a source tells Us that Jake broke up with her “out of the blue.” Come on. Isn’t it a little early to start doing PR for her eminent Jake Gyllenhaal song? More »
Crush Links: Alert. Taylor Swift And Jake Gyllenhaal Have Ended Their Fake Relationship
Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal have broken up. Expect a song about it on Taylor’s next album. (SocialiteLife)
Jersey Shore‘s Snooki doesn’t want to be a role model. And she doesn’t like blacking out. But sometimes, she wakes up in a garbage can. (JustJared)
Have $1.65 million lying around? Then you can own Cameron’s house from Ferris Bueller. (Vulture)
It looks like Lindsay Lohan went directly from rehab to the gym. (celebuzz)
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Crushable Quotable: Jake Gyllenhaal’s ‘Intellectual Orgy’
Just when you thought it was safe to open a magazine without some creepy Jake Gyllenhaal shirtless spread or “sex door” comments, the Love and Other Drugs star manages to get the last awful word. More »
Gallery: The Best Of Celebrity Butts
If you’re spending the week before New Year’s like us – sitting around on the couch eating leftovers – it can be hard to get motivated to actually start any health related New Year’s Resolutions early. That’s why we’ve compiled this motivational gallery for your enjoyment.
It may not be easy to get bodies like this. But staring at them for awhile is making us start looking at treadmills more seriously. More »
Sex On The Wire: Chris Evans And Evan Rachel Wood Neck For Gucci Guilty
• More royal news: Zara Philips, cousin of Prince William, has also gotten engaged to her boyfriend. Too bad being cousin’s with a prince just makes you a lame duchess or something. (Buzzfeed)
• Chris Evans is so hot in the Gucci Guilty ads. (Betty Confidential)
• Jake Gyllenhaal doesn’t use a modesty sock for his sex scenes. Not that we thought he would. (Dirty Laundry) More »
Gallery: Hot Guys Dressed As Santa
Anyone else ever have that fantasy where it’s late on Christmas Eve and you hear rustling from the chimney so you go to check it out and out pops Santa, but he isn’t old and bearded, he’s young and super hot, and then before you know it he’s stripped you out of your snowman pajama pants and pushed you up against the Christmas tree, and… Anyone? No?
How about you get back to us after you check out this gallery of hot dudes dressed as Saint Nick.
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Dear Everyone: Can We Talk About The Lack Of Condoms In Every Movie Ever?
There’s been an unusual amount of talk about missing condoms this week. First Wikileaks founder Julian Assange was arrested in Sweden because of a broken condom. And now we’ve learned that porn star Derrick Burts has tested positive for HIV because the porn industry is institutionally opposed to using condoms.
But there’s another part of the film industry that is opposed to using condoms: mainstream Hollywood movies. Of course, the actors in those films aren’t actually exchanging fluids on camera. But they are sending messages about sex. And this one is loud and clear: sexy adults don’t use condoms.
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Fan Fiction: Jake Gyllenhaal In ‘Are You My Shirt?’
Jake Gyllenhaal is missing his shirt. Can his friends help him find it? Flip through our picture book below to find out! More »
Daily WTF: Jake Gyllenhaal Topless – As A Lego
Today our minds were pretty much blown when we found out that there is a whole new way to ogle Jake Gyllenhaal topless. As a Lego. You don’t even need Anne Hathaway for this one. Because some genius at Disney realized that a topless, hairy Jake Gyllenhaal on an ostrich would make the perfect Lego toy for children. And he was RIGHT. Even better? How we found out about this new mindblowing Lego configuration.
Via Michael Showalter‘s Twitter feed: More »
Crush Links: ‘Real Housewife’ Kim Zolciak Says She’s Not Engaged. But Is She?
Kim Zolciak from The Real Housewives of Atlanta is not currently engaged. Or she’s waiting to sell that story to a tabloid. (People)
The Jersey Shore’s Angelina is using the whole “bad edit” excuse for her drama on the show. And she’s gotten misunderstood” tatttood on her wrist to prove it. (Radar)
After getting out of rehab, Lindsay Lohan may just appear on Dancing With The Stars. (celebuzz)
Julia Roberts was reportedly paid $1.5 million for 45 seconds. She filmed a Lavazza coffee commercial, and apparently that’s how much it costs to get her out of bed in the morning. (NYDN)
The youngest Kardashian, Kylie Jenner, is 14 and a model too! That family was in need of one of those. (Us)
Jennifer Lopez exposed her cooch repeatedly in over 21 hours of home videos made during her first marriage and her ex husband Ojai Noa now wants to make them public. (Radar) More »
Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal spotted in the wild. The rumored power couple continues to exist. The two were spotted in Brooklyn on Thanksgiving. And now there are photos of them getting coffee in Nashville. Adorable? (Radar)