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Fan Fiction: Jake Gyllenhaal In ‘Are You My Shirt?’
Jake Gyllenhaal is missing his shirt. Can his friends help him find it? Flip through our picture book below to find out! More »
Daily WTF: Jake Gyllenhaal Topless – As A Lego
Today our minds were pretty much blown when we found out that there is a whole new way to ogle Jake Gyllenhaal topless. As a Lego. You don’t even need Anne Hathaway for this one. Because some genius at Disney realized that a topless, hairy Jake Gyllenhaal on an ostrich would make the perfect Lego toy for children. And he was RIGHT. Even better? How we found out about this new mindblowing Lego configuration.
Via Michael Showalter‘s Twitter feed: More »
Crush Links: ‘Real Housewife’ Kim Zolciak Says She’s Not Engaged. But Is She?
Kim Zolciak from The Real Housewives of Atlanta is not currently engaged. Or she’s waiting to sell that story to a tabloid. (People)
The Jersey Shore’s Angelina is using the whole “bad edit” excuse for her drama on the show. And she’s gotten misunderstood” tatttood on her wrist to prove it. (Radar)
After getting out of rehab, Lindsay Lohan may just appear on Dancing With The Stars. (celebuzz)
Julia Roberts was reportedly paid $1.5 million for 45 seconds. She filmed a Lavazza coffee commercial, and apparently that’s how much it costs to get her out of bed in the morning. (NYDN)
The youngest Kardashian, Kylie Jenner, is 14 and a model too! That family was in need of one of those. (Us)
Jennifer Lopez exposed her cooch repeatedly in over 21 hours of home videos made during her first marriage and her ex husband Ojai Noa now wants to make them public. (Radar) More »
Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal spotted in the wild. The rumored power couple continues to exist. The two were spotted in Brooklyn on Thanksgiving. And now there are photos of them getting coffee in Nashville. Adorable? (Radar)
Chick Flick Check List: ‘Love And Other Drugs’
Love And Other Drugs is the story of two Pittsburgh residents who might not have much in common, but what they do share is intense: namely super hot bods. Which they like to rub together at every opportunity. But it’s not all honey and roses. Maggie Murdock (Anne Hathaway) is sick. And Jamie Randall (Jake Gyllenhaal) is afflicted with massive douchebaggery. He’s also a medical sales rep, which means he is the most hated cog in the medical industrial complex. Will these two love birds get passed their differences to find true love? You’ll have to see the movie to find out. And to help you decide if you should spend $12.50 and 113 minutes of your life doing so, we’ve created today’s Chick Flick Check List. More »
Sex On The Wire: Don’t Tell The Internet Justin Bieber Gives You Boners
• Harry Potter tools that can help with dating. Invisibility cloak! (YourTango)
• Oh good: the teacher who started dating one of her students in Texas is now pregnant. Does that mean she won’t get the death penalty. (ABC News)
• Hey Facebook users, do NOT click any links saying Justin Bieber Gets A Boner, as it is an outside app that will probably enroll you in NAMBLA. (Buzzfeed) More »
Crushable Quotable: Jake Gyllenhaal’s Little Sex Door
Anne Hathaway and Jake Gyllenhaal get very naked in their new movie Love And Other Drugs. So much so that they are basically naked and hugging on the new issue of Entertainment Weekly. And in the magazine, the actors dish about their sex scenes in the movie. It’s all a little…interesting.
But Jake’s quote here especially suggests that doing a nude scene with him might be less than fun:
“There’s, like, this little door that you open up and you’re like, ‘You down?’ ‘Yeah, I’m down—let’s do it.’ And the door closes when the scene ends. Yeah, it’s sexy when we’re doing it. And then it stops.”
Gallery: Who Looked Stoned At The ‘Love And Other Drugs’ Premiere?
We thought Love and Other Drugs was all about Anne “Terrible Dating Decisions” Hathaway and Jake “Terrible Decisions” Gyllenhaal being naked, but when we found out the plot it sounded like a kind of bummer movie. So it makes sense that no one on the red carpet really looked like they were having a good time. The washed-out backdrop didn’t help with the hospital feel of the whole scene, but it was fun to guess what drugs these celebs would rather be on (or possibly took pre-show) than posing before the film. More »
Star Shrinking: Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift K-I-S-S-I-N-G
New rumored celebrity couple Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift have been mentioned all over the place lately. Considering he’s about a decade older than her, it appears their tabloid romance has been moving pretty slowly. This week, it came out that Jake didn’t bring Taylor to the premiere of his new movie Love And Other Drugs because he wasn’t ready for her to see him naked.
If you’re supposedly dating someone who you think is too young to see your R rated movie, maybe she’s too young to be dating at all? Just a thought we’ve been having. So we decided to bring this question and others to our favorite psychotherapist – Dr. Gilda Carle. More »
Crush Links: Kanye Sings to Delta Coach Class
• Kanye West performed “Gold Digger” over the intercom on a Delta flight from Minneapolis to New York. Viral marketing? It worked. (Gawker)
• Michael Lohan has finally found a dad worse than him! You’d think he’d be thanking Demi Lovato‘s father, not yelling at him. (Celebuzz)
• Great Headline: “Christina Aguilera…Not Dating Assistant, Says His Mom.” Ugh! Thanks mom! (Radar) More »
Crush Links: Snooki Loves Nuts, Black Swan Is Almost Here!
Some pickle company rep is kicking himself right now. Snooki is now a spokesperson. For pistachios. (celebuzz)
Darren Aronofsky‘s Black Swan is almost here! And reviews are saying Natalie Portman is amazing. (ONTD)
Jake Gyllenhaal and Anne Hathoway are naked A LOT in Love And Other Drugs. (JustJared)
Kate Moss‘ final TopShop collection has dropped. (TopShop)
Rich People Problems: Harry Potter star Emma Watson says she felt sick when she learned she was a millionaire. (Sun)
Woot. Parker Posey is joining the cast of Parks and Recreation. (DigitalSpy)
Real World: New Orleans star Matt Smith helped deliver his baby on the side of a road. (People)
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Crush Links: It’s A Bieber World, We Just Live In It
One great hairstyle deserves another. Jersey Shore‘s Pauly D is crushing on Justin Bieber‘s hair and might go as the Bieb for Halloween. (celebuzz)
Meanwhile, Justin’s got a thing for girls who wear Britney Spears‘ perfume. (Celeb-Gossip)
But that’s probably just PR for his own perfume line, called “My World.” (celebspin)
Speaking of Bieb adoration: Portuguese magazine Todateen might like Justin Bieber too much. Their photoshopped cover is upsetting Bieber fans for making him look like a porcelain doll. (celebuzz)
And potential Bieber replacement, tween singer Greyson Chance, has dropped his first single. He’ll be singing Waiting Outside the Lines live today on Ellen. (Vulture)
Meanwhile, Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal may or may not be dating, but they already have a nickname. And Swyllenhaal were seen out apple picking together yesterday in upstate New York. How cute. (US)
Antoine Dodson, the inadvertent viral star of The Bed Intruder Song, is coming out with a registered sex offender app. And he’s even lovable in the outtakes. (TMZ) More »
Crush Links: The Situation Finds Someone To Defend His Package
The Situation‘s moaner from last week flew out to Los Angeles to watch him on Dancing With The Stars and defend the size of his package. And she’s clearly not enjoying the attention at all. (TMZ)
The Kardashians are dropping Khloe for their new show Kourtney and Kim Take New York. But Khloe says it was her choice – she wants to spend more time with her husband. (Khloe’s blog)
John Mayer explains why he quit Twitter. Mostly for obnoxious reasons. (USWeekly)
Apparently, Jake Gyllenhaal masturbates a lot in movies. (NYPost) More »
Crush Links: Ryan Seacrest to Marry, Like Normal Heterosexual
• Is Ryan Seacrest ready to make an honest woman of Julianne Hough? (PopEater)
• Caroline Manzo will quit Real Housewives of New Jersey if Danielle Staub returns for another season. We call bull. (TMZ)
• Sandra Bullock has been partying it up with tons of guys, recently. Not all of them fully clothed. (Betty Confidential)
• This is gross: American Idol alum Fantasia`s suicide will be featured in the premiere of the second season of her reality show, Fantasia for Real. (Celebuzz)
• Rachel Bilson and Jake Gyllenhaal: Hot new celebrity item? (YourTango)
• A Las Vegas entertainment company bilked a Brazillian concert promoter out of $1.7 million, promising to deliver Rihanna. Unfortunately, Vegas Style Entertainment has no connections to the singer. (Perez Hilton) More »
Crush Links: The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo’s Cast…Maybe?
• The Girl with Dragon Tattoo film has almost been cast: We’ve got Daniel Craig in the lead, and Stellan Skarsgard (Alexander’s dad) as Martin Vanger, and possibly Robin Wright Penn as Erika. (MTV)
• Oh, and every famous chick is up for Lisbeth – from Natalie Portman to Kristen Stewart to a bunch of no-names. (TheFrisky)
• Britney Spears hasn’t had enough attention lately, so she stopped wearing underwear…again. (The Superficial)
• Turns out dating the chicks from Jersey Shore isn’t as… More »
Jake Gyllenhaal’s Yearbook Photo: Evidence That Buff ‘Prince of Persia’ Is In Defiance Of the Gods
This recently uncovered photo elementary school yearbook photo of Jake Gyllenhaal confirms what we’ve been thinking all along: There is no intelligent being who put this nerd on Earth to end up looking like a juiced-up gorilla. Can we officially call this the Jonathan Lipnicki effect? More »
Crushable Quote Of The Day: Taylor Lautner Calls Lifting Kristen Stewart ‘Painful’
Welcome to the club, Taylor Lautner — the Celebrity Foot In Mouth club. He Of The Blinding White Teeth says it was difficult carrying Kristen Stewart while filming Twilight: Eclipse. In an interview with MTV News, Taylor says:
There’s a scene where I’m carrying , and it’s also, like, four pages of dialogue. So I’m carrying her, and we’re walking through the woods, and I’m talking to her, and it’s a pretty intense talk. We actually had plans, a rig that… More »
Crush Links: Justin Bieber Snags Three MuchMusic Awards
The Biebs won Fave New Artist, Fave Video and Best International Video at Sunday’s event in his native country. (Popeater)
Snooki wants to move to the Bronx and find a nice Guido. (Page Six)
Leighton Meester, Katie Cassidy and Selena Gomez endure unseasonably cold weather while filming Monte Carlo in Paris. (People)
Trace Cyrus calls Ashley Tisdale a B on Twitter! (Perez Hilton)
These shots of Jake Gyllenhaal put those rumors to rest. (Dlisted)
Vanessa Carlton has come out as a “proud bisexual woman.” (Popeater)
Heidi… More »
Crush Links: Scott Disick Buys 5-Month-Old Son Mason A Massage
Kourtney Kardashian’s baby daddy Scott Disick treated their 5-month old son to a massage this week. WHAT. (Us Weekly)
Jake Gyllenhaal had a guys’ night with Adam Levine in Los Angeles. The bros were not interesting in picking up women. (People)
Rumors of a Sarah Palin boob job are greatly exaggerated. (Us Weekly)
Is Jennifer Aniston dating Jason Sudeikis? (DListed)
Lindsay Lohan’s assistant quits! (Popeater)
Gary Coleman’s cray-cray ex named sole heir to his will. DOUBLE WHAT. (TMZ)
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn has officially been… More »
Crush This: ‘Sex And The City 2,’ ‘Bachelorette’ And The End Of ‘Idol’
Welcome to Crush This, your weekly guide to what’s new in movies, music and TV. We’ve navigated the inner reaches of our entertainment-obsessed brains in search of all the pop culture landscape has to offer. Well, the wait is nearly over. Sex and the City 2 hits theaters Thursday, just in time for the long Memorial Day weekend. But, there is so much more going on in the entertainment world this week — from the debut of The Bachelorette with new bachelorette Ali Fedotowsky, to the finale of American Idol‘s ninth season. But don’t worry, you will still be able to get your competition talent show fix, with the debut of So You Think You Can Dance Thursday. More »
