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Jamie Lynn Spears has picked out a name for the baby

Jamie Lynn Spears has picked out a name for the baby

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And surprisingly enough it’s not something like Little Cheeto, Bubba, Billy Joe Bobby, or Cletus the Fetus.

Insiders – basically people who are paid to report on their friends – are reporting that the name Emma Jean is at the top of the list. I kind of like that name, but I was really hoping for something completely white trashtacular. Such as:

Tawny Ann
Misty Lee
Baby Hooker

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It’s a girl for Jamie Lynn Spears

It's a girl for Jamie Lynn Spears

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Lynne “Big Mouth” Spears “accidentally” let it slip to about a million people this week that yep, Jamie Lynn is expecting a Mini Me. Congratulations and all that to the knocked up teen! However, I was more concerned that she is planning on decorating her baby’s nursery in black, yellow, and white – what, is this a Stryper reunion?

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Jamie Lynn Spears would like to be knocked out for the birth of her baby, thank you very much

Jamie Lynn Spears would like to be knocked out for the birth of her baby, thank you very much

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So here’s the scenario. Mama Spears decided that she was going to be helpful, and so she showed a graphic video of some lady pushing a demon spawn out of her mysterious lady parts. Jamie Lynn Spears promptly puked, passed out, and declared that she would like to be knocked out for the birth and just wake up when it’s over. Let’s analyze this little story, shall we?

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