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Drama in the delivery room for Jamie Lynn Spears
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Oh, you gorgeous Snarkarinos. How are you today? Have you had your coffee yet? BECAUSE I HAVE. And I’m here to tell you, that three cups plus a bowl of Grape Nuts is frankly not something you should do when you have errands to run. Stay close to the bathroom for at least an hour. TRUST ME.
Anyway, Star is reporting that there was some Mama Drama in… More »
First pics of Jamie Lynn Spears’ new baby Maddie Briann
Jamie Lynn Spears has updated her MySpace with pictures of Maddie Briann. While her official Myspace has now been taken down, you can still see the baby pics here. … More »
Jamie Lynn Spears has FINALLY had that baby!
Well, Jamie Lynn has finally popped out her little baby Cheeto. Daughter Maddie was born Thursday at Mississippi Southwest Regional Medical Center in McComb, Mississippi. Maddie weighed 7 lbs., 11 ounces, which is a dang big baby. So far, haven’t heard how mom is doing (it’s so weird to call Jamie Lynn “mom”), but I’m assuming everything is fine. Congratulations to Jamie Lynn! Let’s see if we can have the next one when you graduate high school!
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Jamie Lynn Spears reported to be having labor pains
I love, LOVE the Spears family. They’re like a one-stop shopping excursion for the best white trashy gossip, aren’t they?
Well, our little Jamie Lynn is reported to be having labor pains, although what the hell does a 16 year old know about birthin’ babies (ten points if you know where that convoluted quote came from). She’s in the last weeks of her pregnancy, and things are starting to HURT. I know I’m going to sound callous here, but I don’t… More »
Jamie Lynn Spears has picked out a name for the baby
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And surprisingly enough it’s not something like Little Cheeto, Bubba, Billy Joe Bobby, or Cletus the Fetus.
Insiders – basically people who are paid to report on their friends – are reporting that the name Emma Jean is at the top of the list. I kind of like that name, but I was really hoping for something completely white trashtacular. Such as:
Tawny Ann
Misty Lee
Baby Hooker
What do you think? Personally, I’m all… More »
It’s a girl for Jamie Lynn Spears
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Lynne “Big Mouth” Spears “accidentally” let it slip to about a million people this week that yep, Jamie Lynn is expecting a Mini Me. Congratulations and all that to the knocked up teen! However, I was more concerned that she is planning on decorating her baby’s nursery in black, yellow, and white – what, is this a Stryper reunion?
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Jamie Lynn Spears would like to be knocked out for the birth of her baby, thank you very much
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So here’s the scenario. Mama Spears decided that she was going to be helpful, and so she showed a graphic video of some lady pushing a demon spawn out of her mysterious lady parts. Jamie Lynn Spears promptly puked, passed out, and declared that she would like to be knocked out for the birth and just wake up when it’s over. Let’s analyze this little story, shall we?
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Is Jamie Lynn Spears engaged?
Oh, yalls – I hope to seven pound 2 ounce Baby Jebus that this newest dysfuctional crap from the Spears family is NOT true. But it seems that Jamie Lynn’s baby daddy Casey Aldredge has proposed and given Miss Moneybags an engagement ring that she is showing to everyone in town (perhaps he got it from the gumball machine?). That’s JUST what that family needs, right? Another white trash wedding. Just wait – I bet you anything that these two… More »