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All Hail the Janet Jackson Overlord

All Hail the Janet Jackson Overlord

HELLO TO MY MINIONS.

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Good afternoon. My name is JANET JACKSON (Miss Jackson if you’re anyone but me). Please hold your applause, but don’t even bother to hold your adulation, because it is my rightful due as your new ruler. Oh! Did I mention I am your new overlord? With a fabulous new overlord kind of outfit going on? Aww, yeah.

Anywho, I’ve sent you your new assignment, the… More »

Janet Jackson cancels her SNL appearance because of the flu

Janet Jackson cancels her SNL appearance because of the flu

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Anyway, Janet has the flu and canceled her upcoming Saturday Night Live appearance. Here’s the deal: unless she was spitting blood and pooping demons,… More »