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Video: Japanese Girl Gives Best Description Of ‘Titanic’ Ever
Two nights ago, someone asked me who the name of that actress was from Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. And I had one of those mind-farts, so I was like “The same chick from Titanic,” and my friend goes, “But I never saw Titanic.”
Which…fair enough. But who doesn’t know who starred in Titanic? (At least by face, because as I now realize, Kate Winslet‘s name is hard to remember sometimes.) Anyway, I think I’m just going to send him this video so he can catch up on one of the best movies of all time. More »
Dear Lingerie Companies, Who Are You Making Ads For?
Have you guys seen this La Senza commercial, where women in their underwear lie down on mattresses and sing out different chords of “Deck the Halls” according to their cup size? Does that make you want to go out and buy bras, or what?? More »
Video: This Robot Penguin Smokes a Pipe and Will Destroy Us All
Man, we’ve seen some crazy shit in our day, but maybe none so bone-chilling as a pack of real penguins following around a giant robot penguin with a pipe in its mouth like its their goddamn leader or something. Do you know the terrifying implications of this? FDR may have been a robot! More »
The Daily WTF: Make Your Ugly Daughter Beautiful!
“I swear to god Tiffany if you don’t smile for the judges this year while doing your routine, I’m going to force one of these little Japanese inserts into your mouth and make you wear it until you’re old enough to learn that boys don’t like little girls who scowl.” More »
Pink Nipples All the Rage In Japan
I have never given much thought to the color of my areolae, and neither have you. I mean, thought about your nipples, not my nipples. Yikes. Now are you? Don’t. Stop it. Because apparently while I’ve been walking around thinking that the problem most women have is either with the size of their baby-feeders, or the chance that they can be inverted (not a big deal, but I know some people are self-conscious about that), Japanese women have been dying… More »
Brad Pitt’s new Softbank commercial!
Remember back when we spotted Brad Pitt working with a sumo wrestler in New York, filming some sort of commercial for Japanese cell phone company Softbank?
Well, the commercial’s aired! Check it out below!
Edit: the first one was pulled five minutes after I posted! Let’s try this one now!
I love the way he so nonchalantly picks up that wrestler and carries him so his feet don’t get wet!
What do you think of this ad?
Image: INF… More »