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You Guys, Check Out Jared Leto’s Giant Penis

You Guys, Check Out Jared Leto's Giant Penis

Jared Leto‘s visual pun of making a yardstick his penis is impossibly clever. Almost too clever, really. Like, he should probably be abducted by the government, studied, then clone to create a race of very clever super people. More »

Questionable Choices: Jared Leto And 30 Seconds To Mars Dress For The Apocalypse

Questionable Choices: Jared Leto And 30 Seconds To Mars Dress For The Apocalypse


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and his 30 Seconds to Mars bandmates sure did wear some clothes to the MTV Europe Music Awards in Belfast, Ireland yesterday. At the very least, you can say that these guys wore clothes — all of them at once, even. More »

Here Is a Photo of Jared Leto Peeing

Here Is a Photo of Jared Leto Peeing

Sorry. More »

Gallery: The 8 Weirdest Outfits at the MTV VMAs

Gallery: The 8 Weirdest Outfits at the MTV VMAs

Jared Leto wore a dress to the VMAs! And Lady Gaga wore a dirty t-shirt. Somewhere in between were a couple of insane, cartoonish outfits from Katy Perry. Here they are, the eight most ridiculous uniforms from last night’s show. More »

Hot Shot: Jared Leto Seems Fun

Hot Shot: Jared Leto Seems Fun

Hey, Jared Leto, wanna get a hotel room for a night? No funny stuff, just a little pay-per-view, a pizza, and some bed jumping. We can play ding dong ditch with the neighbors, and in the morning we’ll wake up early to go steal donuts from the continental breakfast. Best night ever, Jared Leto! More »

Hot Shot: Jared Leto Wears a Spirit Hood

Hot Shot: Jared Leto Wears a Spirit Hood

Jared Leto is a cuddly little wolf, you guys. He’s just, a soft, cute, cuddly wolf, who wants nothing more than to reach over with his tiny paws and pet you gently on the face. So lean in close, and Jared will touch you, and then he’ll kiss you, and then he’ll rip your fucking head off and write a song about it.
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Hot Shot: Jared Leto, You’re So Pretty

Hot Shot: Jared Leto, You're So Pretty

We can’t seem to reconcile the way we feel about Jared Leto‘s face with the way we feel about Jared Leto’s personality. And also his ridiculous band. Plus, what’s up with the hair? Cool jacket though, right?
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Sweet Repeat: Celebs in Sombreros for Cinco de Mayo

Sweet Repeat: Celebs in Sombreros for Cinco de Mayo

Happy Cinco de Mayo! We’ll be celebrating with non-alcoholic tequila shots, aka water. But if you’re feeling more spirited than us, here are some celebrities in sombreros to get your holiday started right. America! More »

Video: James Durbin Sings 30 Seconds to Mars on ‘American Idol’

Video: James Durbin Sings 30 Seconds to Mars on 'American Idol'

Omg, you guys, James Durbin is the next Jared Leto. And by that we mean he sang a 30 Seconds to Mars song on American Idol. Apparently he did a good job, but we were too distracted by disbelief to actually pay attention. 30 Seconds to Mars, people! More »

Gallery: Cute Boys With Acoustic Guitars

Gallery: Cute Boys With Acoustic Guitars

Yep, just some cute boys with acoustic guitars. Now we’re going to take a nap and imagine they all wrote songs about us. Wish us luck! More »

Video: Watch Jared Leto Try To Be Kurt Cobain, Cringe

Video: Watch Jared Leto Try To Be Kurt Cobain, Cringe

Yesterday marked the 17th anniversary of Kurt Cobain‘s death, and everybody’s favorite 30 Seconds to Mars member, Jared Leto, thought a fitting tribute would be to release footage of himself as Kurt. Apparently Jared film the video years ago as a sort of audition for a Cobain biopic project, but it just reads like weird fan fiction to us. Yikes! More »

Snap This: Cool Headdress, Jared Leto

Snap This: Cool Headdress, Jared Leto

Here’s a photo of Jared Leto just hanging out on the reservation in the vicinity of Terry Richardson‘s headdress. He’s from Louisiana, which means he’s probably part of the Choctaw tribe. Keep up the good work, Chief! More »

Gallery: Celebs With Green Hair For St. Patty’s Day

Gallery: Celebs With Green Hair For St. Patty's Day

Happy Saint Patrick’s Day! Drunk yet? In honor of the holiday, we’ve put together a gallery of celebrities who have rocked the green-haired look. From Nicki Minaj to Angelina Jolie, today these folks are unpinchable. More »

Gallery: The Evolution Of Jared Leto’s Hair

Gallery: The Evolution Of Jared Leto's Hair

We’re starting to worry about Jared Leto’s mental health: As Jordan Catalano has moved away from his teen dreaminess and invested more time in his band (30 Seconds to Mars…which we still need explained to us), he’s become more and more unstable.

Exhibit A, your honor: His Twitter. Exhibit B: his constantly changing hairstyles and colors More »

Hot Shot?: Jared Leto’s Blue Hair

Hot Shot?: Jared Leto's Blue Hair

Happy early 40th birthday, Jared Leto! What’s that? December 26th, 2011 is too far away to wish someone a happy birthday? Well, we just thought it was important to remind Jared that he’s only a single year shy of the big four-oh. Because, as this Manic Panic-sponsored photo reveals, Jared seems to be blissfully unaware. In fact, we suspect Jared may think he’s still a teenager hanging around the Orange Julius at his local mall. More »

Video: Trailer For 30 Seconds To Mars’ Upcoming Short Film

Video: Trailer For 30 Seconds To Mars' Upcoming Short Film

You guys, I think Jared Leto might have a messiah complex. That’s the only explanation for this “trailer” for 30 Seconds to Mars’ 20-minute film Hurricane, which is about how Jared Leto takes himself very seriously. Dude’s almost 40 years old and he’s still running around shirtless with deep, meaningful words written all over his body. And fighting ninjas! Yes, he fights a ninja in this clip, right before leaping out of a hotel window and having a romantic encounter with a woman. All that is to say: this film is going to be amaaazing. More »

Celeb Hair Gets HTML Color Coded

Celeb Hair Gets HTML Color Coded

From Nicki Minaj to Rihanna to Mark Ronson, the latest trend in rock star hair means throwing genetics out the window and sporting super bold and bright colors. But what are those shades, exactly? (And we mean exactly!) Seeing as we’re equal parts pop culture junkies and total geeks, we felt it was our duty to figure out the HTML color code for each celeb dye job. More »

Celeb Tweetup: ‘Lindsay In Jail’ Is Back!

Celeb Tweetup: 'Lindsay In Jail' Is Back!

We hate to be excited that anyone has to spend time behind bars but come on…this is Lindsay Lohan we’re talking about here. Even her parents are happy just to have her out of the house and off their hands for a bit. And for some silver lining on this cloud, guess who’s back?! Faux-Lindsay Twitter account, plus some tweeters we haven’t heard from in awhile! More »

Video: Woman Transforms Herself Into Jared Leto Using Makeup

Video: Woman Transforms Herself Into Jared Leto Using Makeup

An enterprising young woman set out to turn herself into Jared Leto using nothing but makeup and a wig — and you guys? It’s kind of eery. To the extent that we’re like, um, is there actually a Jared Leto? Was I ever really in love with Jordan Catalano, or was it this girl all along?
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The Daily WTF: Be Careful, Jared Leto!

The Daily WTF: Be Careful, Jared Leto!

Jared Leto the actor, Jared Leto the musician and now Jared Leto the Cirque du Soleil performer? Everyone’s favorite, um, member of 30 Second to Mars ran free on the streets of New York a few nights ago and Terry Richardson was there to capture it all. Be careful, Jared. With Joaquin Phoenix and James Franco around, the performance artist market is pretty darn saturated. More »