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Gallery: ‘Real Housewives of Orange County’ Episode 1 Recap

Gallery: 'Real Housewives of Orange County' Episode 1 Recap

Real Housewives of Orange County season 6 (!) premiered last night. After hearing so much about the upcoming season, I was getting excited. After watching the first episode, however, I felt like something or someone was missing. Maybe I just missed seeing a brunette in the mix. More »

Tamra, Jeana and Alexis on “Lopez Tonight”

Tamra, Jeana and Alexis on "Lopez Tonight"

Several of you have e-mailed me about some of the Real Housewives of Orange County cast member’s appearance on George Lopez’s new talk show, Lopez Tonight (thanks Peggy & Tara!) but I wasn’t able to embed it here because George’s site uses some kind of language this site can’t understand. That’s the language of not being funny at all.

My personal feelings for George aside, the interview itself is pretty amusing because Tamra is, as she once so delicately put… More »

Stepford Wives and Party Girls on Real Housewives of Orange County

Stepford Wives and Party Girls on Real Housewives of Orange County

We opened last night’s Real Housewives of Orange County with a beautiful hotel logo. It’s the couple of the year, Gretchen and Slade, going to “Valley Ho” a hotel named after Slade, I mean, a hotel in Arizona that they were going to be luxuriating at even though Slade is “poor.” Gretchen laughs at her own jokes and generally acts like a 13 year old girl.

Gretchen, you already have the boy, you don’t have to pretend his jokes… More »

Where Are They Now? Real Housewives Edition

Where Are They Now? Real Housewives Edition

A commenter brought up a very important question this week: what the hell happened to departed OC housewives Tammy Knickerbocker, Quinn Fry, Lauri Waring, Jo De La Rosa and Kimberly Bryant? Since today another housewife leaves the McMansion nest of Real Housewives of Orange County (it’s Jeana’s last episode), I thought it’d be a good time to find out what the Housewives Of Botox Past were doing with themselves.

1. Kimberly Bryant

Part of the original cast, Kimberly was last seen… More »

Real Housewives of Orange County Visit Italy and Get Tan

Real Housewives of Orange County Visit Italy and Get Tan

Last night’s episode of Real Housewives of Orange County was offensive to me on many levels. I felt this one hard, you guys. I But I’m not disturbed because of the continuation of the Tamra and Gretchen fight. That shit is tired and played out and I am over it. I did find it interesting that Tamra, when storming out with Vicki, mentioned that Gretchen got “1.7″ million dollars from Jeff and not the 2.5 that was reported on TMZ…. More »

Real Housewives of Orange County Start Out Swinging

Real Housewives of Orange County Start Out Swinging

The Real Housewives franchise has taken kind of a dark turn and this new Orange County season looks like it’s no exception. I guess that’s what happens when no one has any money anymore. At least on Million Dollar Listing,  there are pretty houses to covet. These women just make me sad.

They don’t even have the hilarious delusion of the Atlanta women. I just want to watch an over the top, blinged out Botox babe drink Cosmos and drive… More »

Real Housewives of Orange County Season 5 Photos

Real Housewives of Orange County Season 5 Photos

Tonight’s the night, y’all! We’ve hung out in the Hamptons with our fabulous friends, gotten our hair done and flipped tables with our bridge and tunnel divas in New Jersey*, been tardy for the party at the W OTP with those klassy Southern belles and now it’s time to return to where it all started: Orange County. Bravo was kind enough to create a video letting you know what went down last season, but I trust that none of you… More »

Sheree Gets A 35K Painting For Free, Jill Zarin vs Kate Gosselin [Link Love]

Sheree Gets A 35K Painting For Free, Jill Zarin vs Kate Gosselin [Link Love]

On last week’s Real Housewives of Atlanta, Sheree got a big-ass portrait of herself to unveil at her independence party. The painter, named Rossin, did the gig for free (worth $35,000) for the publicity, and says Sheree is “way much more interesting” in real life.

Kate Gosselin and Jill Zarin were at the same ‘Stars & Stripes” charity event last week. Networking queen Jill went over to introduce herself but Kate’s bodyguard wouldn’t let the two… More »

Real Housewives of Orange County Season 5 Premieres Thursday, November 5

Real Housewives of Orange County Season 5 Premieres Thursday, November 5

WooHoo!!! I just got the press release from Bravo announcing the premiere date of Real Housewives of Orange County and dang, it looks GOOD. With the bar being set so high from the drama-riffic New York, New Jersey and Atlanta seasons, the women are totally bringing it. Here’s the description, straight from the horse’s mouth:
Luckily Vicki’s workaholic ways have paid off, with her life insurance empire thriving. Vicki’s two kids are working and doing well, taking away some of… More »

Tamra Barney Is A No-Show At Glitter Girl

Tamra Barney Is A No-Show At Glitter Girl

Remember Glitter Girl, the boutique that Jeana Keough’s daughter Kara worked at on last season’s Real Housewives of Orange County? They are deep in the Housewives family now and last night threw a party celebrating the release of a new “Tamra Barney” dress by designer Dana-Maxx Pomerantz.  Ms. Barney was supposed to have shown up to celebrate, but neither she nor the Bravo camera crew showed up.

Tamra took to her Facebook earlier today, apologizing to those who went to the… More »

Gretchen Rossi’s Inheritance From Jeff Beitzel

Gretchen Rossi's Inheritance From Jeff Beitzel

On last season’s Real Housewives of Orange County, one of the major fights between Gretchen Rossi and the “mama dogs” Jeana Keough and Vicki Gunvalson was whether or not Gretchen should ask to be added to the list of beneficiaries on Jeff’s life insurance policy. Vicki and Jeana felt Gretchen should be added because she had taken a lot of time out of her life to care for Jeff while he was sick while Gretchen felt that money didn’t belong… More »

Lynne Curtin Evicted From Her Home & Matt Keough Gets Another DUI

Lynne Curtin Evicted From Her Home & Matt Keough Gets Another DUI

TMZ has two Real Housewife of Orange County stories up today and both continue to kill the dying fantasy of the lush, stress-free, “aspirational” life the Orange County housewives are supposed to represent.

First up, Matt Keough, the ex-husband of part time housewife Jeana Keough pulled a Lindsay Lohan and was once again arrested for a DUI while rolling a stop sign in their gated community of Coto de Caza, where Jeana and fellow housewife Vicki Gunvalson live. This is his… More »

Real Housewives of Orange County Shockingly Adds Another Blonde Housewife

Real Housewives of Orange County Shockingly Adds Another Blonde Housewife

Bravo released the name and age of the new Real Housewife of Orange County and confirmed that Jeana Keough, who was previously rumored to be leaving due to contract issues is coming back. All of the other housewives, including Tamra Barney, Gretchen Rossi and Lynne Curtin (remember her?) are returning.

You’re going to be shocked but the new housewife is blonde. The producers of this show must love to bait Tamra. Her name is Alexis Bellino. She’s also 32, slightly… More »

Jeana Keough Gets A Bail Out

Jeana Keough Gets A Bail Out

A few days ago, I posted that Jeana Keough, Real Housewife of Orange County emeritus, was in big trouble over her 4 Coto de Caza McMansions. Jeana told the OC Register she had to stop paying the mortgage in order to get loan modifications that would allow her to keep the house and her rental income.

Yesterday, the OC Register let us know that Jeana did get herself bailed out by the bank, in a long letter where she gives… More »

Bravo Link Love, Extra Long Edition

Bravo Link Love, Extra Long Edition

Hi everyone! I want to apologize for the slow posts this week! However, it looks like many of you found ways to occup yourself in the comments and I’m glad you’ve kept coming back. Now, on to the news for the week!

Gretchen Rossi is in trouble once again. And no, no more photos on The Website That Shall Not Be Named, this time Bangs got busted for speeding, she was driving over 100mph in Nevada. Slow down there, Miss Rossi…. More »

Jeana Keough Not Returning to Real Housewives of Orange County

Jeana Keough Not Returning to Real Housewives of Orange County

Last week, Tamra Barney told Radar Online that one of the “original” housewives wasn’t coming back for the fifth season of Real Housewives of Orange County, currently in production.

The rumor is that Jeana Keough, former Playboy Playmate and current Orange County real estate maven, was the housewife who was skipping out, according to postings on Facebook by both Tamra and fellow housewife Vicki Gunvalson. The only other place that seems to have the scoop is, oddly enough, The Dirty,… More »

Where’s Gretchen? ["Real Housewives of Orange County"]

Where's Gretchen?  ["Real Housewives of Orange County"]

The Orange County housewives have spoken up about the reunion special on their BravoTV.com blogs. Vicki blogged about the taping but did not touch the Gretchen drama; instead choosing to focus on how she was not positively portrayed this season. I can feel a slight tinge of sympathy for Vicki on this, but they edit what you give them. There is no way around that.

Jeana explained Tamra’s anger a little more, claiming it had to do with a text Jay… More »

Lynne Cries At Real Housewives of Orange County Reunion

Lynne Cries At Real Housewives of Orange County Reunion

One more thing about the infamous Real Housewives of Orange County reunion: besides the Tamra vs Gretchen fight, Jeana also managed to make Lynne cry by calling her “stupid.” While Lynne brushed it off at first, saying it was “all good”, a few minutes later, she began to cry while Jeana rambled on about her family. Gretchen was the only one to extend some comfort towards her. There was some other discussion to Lynne’s slowness, when Lynne actually got in… More »

Jeana Lays Down Some Truth For Lynne Curtin [Real Housewives of Orange County]

Jeana Lays Down Some Truth For Lynne Curtin [Real Housewives of Orange County]

On tonight’s Real Housewives of Orange County, the girls head to Vegas to drink Chardonnay, tan, eat lunch and snipe at each other in a drier environment than Orange County. In the following clip, Gretchen acts super annoying by buying a “hottie whistle” and blowing it every 5 seconds. I’m shocked no dudes went up to talk to them at the pool. But the real kicker comes at the end, when Jeana says to Lynne: “You’re boring but we’re tolerating… More »

The Girls Want To Come Out And Play, “Real Housewives of Orange County”, [Recap]

The Girls Want To Come Out And Play, "Real Housewives of Orange County", [Recap]

Season 4, Episode 10

Original Air Date: 1/27/2009

Jeana and Vicki are in Chicago, visiting Vicki’s childhood friends Jeannie and Tracy. Vicki wants Jeana to know her “roots” and that she’s “real”. She’s at her needy best in these scenes, asking her friends if they love her. How hilarious and akward was it when Vicki asked her friend if she would fit back in if she returned? If your friend hesitates to answer, then take that as a NO.

Vicki says it’s difficult… More »