At the U.K. premiere of The Bounty Hunter today. (Photo by WENN.com)

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A Men’s Health writer somewhere must be psyched about Gerard Butler’s inability to hold his tongue. On Jennifer Aniston: “Yeah, I trimmed her bush”. (Celebitchy)

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The pair, who are currently promoting The Bounty Hunter, are featured in a 13-page photo essay in W’s April issue, on newsstands next week. And it’s shot by photographer Steven Klein, who also did the Brad and Angie shoot back in 2005. What’s more, you can shop Jen’s looks, or purchase the clothes and accessories she’s wearing, directly from the W site. Pretty cool.

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Jennifer Aniston

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But, like any Oscars ceremony, there was an extra something-something missing that producers inexplicably could not fit into a 4-hour award-a-thon. Memorable moments, unplanned events. Yes, there was a conspicuous lack of spontaneity–come on, Bigelow, Jeff Bridges, Mo’Nique and Sandy Bullock were all a lock to win their respective slots. Kind of boring, no?

Here are some bits we wish we had witnessed during this hallowed Hollywood event:

1. Bigelow gets all up in James Cameron’s face after her victory, yelling: “I’m the king of the world!”
2. Kanye West storms the stage during Bullock’s touching acceptance speech, eliciting a furious wave of boos. “I’m gonna let you finish, Sandy, but I just need to say something: Meryl Streep deserves this award!!! She gave one of  the best Julia Child performances of ALL TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!”
3. For the love of good music — and Colin Farrell — could the Academy have allowed Colin to sing the winning theme from Crazy Heart? We saw him perform it as a young country superstar in the film, and we know he can carry a tune, so why not take advantage of this? If Farrell didn’t want to do it, there was an able substitute in the audience: TIM MCGRAW. We repeat, TIM MCGRAW.
4. The Dude – aka Bridges — wanders onstage halfway through the big giant professional dance number, thereby sending up his confusing presence in this celebrity video tribute set to “We Are The World.”
5. The pre-show is Dullsville without any Brangelina sightings or Bjork swan dresses.  So Gary Busey crashes the red carpet again, throwing off the unflappable Ryan Seacrest for a second time since ‘08. Never not funny. Ever.
6. A James Cameron diva meltdown. Presenter Ben Stiller tried to bait the director by dressing up like an Avatar, alternating between gibberish and English, saying: “I want to put my tail — my braid — into your dragon.” Another presenter, Tyler Perry, tried to get a rise, cracking a joke at Cameron’s expense. But the man didn’t budge. When ex-wife Bigelow beat him for Best Director, he took it like a gracious loser. Then again, Cameron could are less! He’s swimming in gold coins like Scrooge McDuck.
7. Less GOLD on the red carpet. Enough with the metallic column gowns, ladies. We’re bored. Where’s Bjork?
8. More boobie roses on Charlize. We want her to turn around and show two more ill-placed rosettes on her butt.
9. More boyfriends on the red carpet. Where was Shia LaBeouf for Carey Mulligan and Pacey for Diane Kruger? Pacey (real name: Joshua Jackson) is Kruger’s No. 1 accessory but he was nowhere to be seen during the show. Was he at the bar with Dawson?
10. Gerard Butler and Jennifer Aniston presenting together. They co-star in the upcoming comedy The Bounty Hunter and go on heavily-photographed Mexican vacays, so would it kill the maybe-couple to maybe give us a LITTLE something by announcing the award for, say, Best Foreign-Language Film? Last year, Aniston stirred up some tabloid fun while presenting an award as Brangelina sat in the front row; she smiled at Brad Pitt, then took her seat 30 rows back alongside then-boyfriend John Mayer. We fear nothing can top this — ever.
11. Dramz! Brangelina! We missed them. Too bad the Jolie-Pitt brood is abroad, possibly eating ice cream in Italy. Mango-papaya for Zahara! Coffee flavor for Maddox! Then they go to McDonald’s and Angelina buys them Happy Meals; then Jon Voight shows up and they reconcile as one big happy family and go on a gondola ride. The Oscars are so not important.

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10. Michael Moore Goes Nuclear On W.

Michael Moore took the stage in 2003 to accept an Oscar for his documentary Bowling From Columbine, and brought with him all his fellow nominees “in solidarity” — but not because they were all deserving. Rather, they were in solidarity with Moore’s anti-war, anti-Bush statement that shocked the Academy, earned him boos and got him played off stage as fast as the orchestra conductor could pick his jaw up off the ground.

9. Bjork Lays An Egg

In 2001, Icelandic singer Bjork famously walked the carpet in a dress shaped like a swan — complete with the head and beak — and promptly laid a literal egg on the red carpet. When she sang her Oscar-nominated song “I’ve Seen It All”, the cameras did all they
could to camouflage the fact that she was swaddled in a swan dress, but no matter — it dwarfs even the memory of Julia Roberts’ vintage Valentino dress that remains a critical favorite today.

8. The Start Of The Letterman-Oprah Feud
When David Letterman hosted the Oscars in 1995, Oprah Winfrey was the Queen of Daytime, Uma Thurman had just gained international prominence for her role in Pulp Fiction and David Letterman was a critical late-night darling after his 1993 move to CBS. He then spent much of the Oscars presentation repeating “Uma, Oprah. Oprah, Uma” to the increasing boredom of the audience and the apparently annoyance of Oprah. After his turn at the Oscars helm, Oprah reportedly refused to appear on Letterman’s The Late Show for more than 16 years, breaking her boycott in 2005 by presenting Letterman with a framed photograph of herself and Uma Thurman and burying the long-held hatchet. No one messes with Oprah, and the feud is only over when she says it’s over.

7. Matt Stone And Trey Parker Go Camp

Few actors or politicians who achieve any prominence escape Stone and Parker’s poison crayons on South Park or in their movies, and the duo decided not to let their big night at the Oscars in 2000 be any different. Their song with musician Matt Shaiman, “Blame Canada,” was nominated and was performed by Robin Williams at his frenetic finest, but it was the frippery of Stone, Parker and Shaiman who made the big news. Stone showed up in a parody of Gwyneth Paltrow’s 1999 Oscar ensemble, which was pilloried by fashion critics for being insufficiently supportive; Parker reveled in his parody of Jennifer Lopez’s 2000 Grammy dress; and Shaiman escorted the two dressed like a foppish pimp. They didn’t win anything that night but America’s imaginations.

6. Cameron Loses It Over Jessica And Justin

At the 2007 Oscars, a recently-single (and recently brunette) Cameron Diaz arrived without ex-boyfriend Justin Timberlake in tow, and so did his reported new love interest, Jessica Biel. Although their joint statement shortly before the Oscars indicated their break-up was amicable, Diaz’s off-camera behavior when she saw Timberlake making eyes at Biel made the papers, and the
Diaz-Timberlake relationship remained frosty until at least earlier this year.

5. Roman’s Rape Case Rears Its Ugly Head

Roman Polanski, who is currently under house arrest in Switzerland after nearly 30 years on the lam, is a convicted rapist who fled his sentencing and had lived abroad ever since. While interest in his case was renewed by his arrest in 2009, the original case files hit the Internet in 2003 just as Polanski’s film The Pianist – and Polanski himself — were up for a series of Academy
Awards in 2003. Polanski was nonetheless awarded the Best Director Oscar, but due to his ever-present desire to avoid his rather light criminal sentence in the rape of a 13-year-old girl, he declined to attend the ceremony. His win earned him a standing ovation from some in the crowd, including Martin Scorsese (who, in 2009, called for Polanski’s release), while others, including Jack Nicholson — in whose home Polanski raped his victim — remained seated.

4. Jennifer Aniston, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Appear In The Same Auditorium

Given the gossip that has surrounded Aniston, Pitt and Jolie since the former two ended their marriage and the latter two started their relationship, it was inevitable that the first time they were in the same building together with a bunch of photographers would make waves. And yet, Aniston’s turn as an Oscar presenter in the year that Pitt was nominated for his work in The Curious Case of Benjamin Button and Jolie was nominated for her work in Changeling was more notable for how newsworthy it wasn’t than anything that actually happened. Apparently, three people who work in the same industry can actually behave like adults at a work event! Who knew?

3. Adrien Brody and Halle Berry Lock Lips

When Adrien Brody won the Oscar for his work in The Pianist, he strode onto the stage, took actress Halle Berry — who, by all accounts, he was not close to — into his arms, and planted a long, romantic-movie style kiss on her. The audience, gasped, Halle laughed and everyone and their mother speculated whether there was anything going on between the two of them — or whether, after a kiss like that, there would be.

2. Beyonce Pulls A Janet

In last year’s Hugh Jackman-hosted Oscars extravaganza, he and Beyoncé Knowles performed a musical homage to the cinematic musical number, appearing with the stars of Mamma Mia and High School Musical. Also making an appearance: Beyoncé’s left nipple, as Jackman dipped her on stage.

1. Jolie Swaps Spit With Her Brother

Long before Angelina Jolie was the sexiest mother-of-four in Hollywood, she was that weird chick married to Billy Bob Thornton with a bunch of strange roles to her name. That changed when she took home an Oscar in 2000 for her role in Girl, Interrupted — and yet, also, it didn’t change at all. When her name was announced, Jolie, who had taken her brother James Haven to the ceremony, stood up and kissed him in a way that most people in America don’t kiss immediate family members: full on the lips, and with a great deal of warmth. Speculation ensued — and continues to this day — that the siblings had more than a strictly fraternal bond, something they
both deny. But when it comes to Angelina Jolie, there’s no rumor too small or too wild that it won’t have legs in the tabloid press.

–By Megan Carpentier

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Just a week after celebrating Jennifer Aniston’s birthday with her friends in Mexico, Gerard Butler was pictured flirting with a string of gorgeous women at Rio de Janeiro’s famed winter Carnival. (Page Six)

Despite reported attempts to reconcile their marriage, Tiger Woods’ wife Elin isn’t ready to give in yet. In fact, she doesn’t even want to live with him. Says an inside source, “Tiger wants her to move back home with him but so far she has said no. She’s not ready and she just doesn’t trust him.” (Perez Hilton)

Paris Hilton is not invited to Nicole Richie’s wedding. (Popeater)

Jessica Simpson says, “I definitely will marry an artistic man. It will show you the colors of my character, the person that I fall in love with next. I don’t even have a type! I don’t have a physical type. I have an emotional type. When you have yourself together, I don’t care what you look like at all. You can be tall; you can be short.”  (Allure)

Brittany Murphy’s father claims he was turned away from the cemetery where his daughter is buried — after he asked officials to point him in the direction of the star’s final resting place. (TMZ)

Pete Wentz wore a straightjacket to New York Fashion Week. (Dlisted).

“I’m really maternal,” says Megan Fox. “I worry that because I’ve always wanted [kids] so much, as the world goes sometimes, I won’t be able to have them, even though I would be able to provide them with such an amazing environment. … And you know, the people who hate kids and don’t want kids always end up having 50 of them.“ (W magazine)

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Some people have suggested that she may also be struggling with the constant scrutiny regarding her relationship with Brad. No matter what may have happened behind the scenes, many people will always see her as the woman who “took Brad away” from Jennifer Aniston, and dealing with that may be adding pressure as well.

I didn’t think she looked overly skinny, at least not in an unhealthy way, but it is true that while some people deal with stress by overeating, others deal with it by not eating enough and neglecting themselves. If this is true, I hope Angelina can find healthy ways to cope with her pain and nerves and eats a proper amount of food.

(photo from JustJared)

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A source told the Daily Star: “They are horrified by the work and will go to any lengths to prevent it from being exhibited. That includes teaming up against Daniel.

“But Brad doesn’t seem to be bothered by the threesome portrayal at all.”

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All sources (or lack thereof) considered, I am sure this is as far from the truth as can be, but I am just here to report:

During a recent domestic blowup, Brad Pitt made a shocking confession to Angelina Jolie. “Brad told Angie that he still loves his ex-wife, Jennifer Aniston — and that part of him always will,” an insider reveals. Angie’s reaction? “She was infuriated,” says the insider.

You can always count on info from “an insider,” right? /me snickers

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On a related note, and because I don’t want to harp on ugly news, a “friend” (and I use that term loosely) from Angelina’s work on Tomb Raider has this to say about Brad and Angelina’s relationship:

“Having spoken to her, I just feel that Angelina is living like a caged animal. She and Brad are watched like circus freaks almost 24 hours a day, and I can’t see how anyone can carry on like that. She wants something more than that sort of life and who can blame her?” the Daily Mail quoted the pal, as saying.

“My concern is that she thinks Brad is completely on the same page and wants the same things, and I don’t think he does.

There’s no doubt he is in love with her, but she carries a lot of baggage. She is most definitely not normal and that’s one of the appealing things about her, but I think it takes someone pretty special as a partner to be able to deal with that. I think she just wants to run away,” the pal added.

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