Jon Voight says his reconciliation with Angelina Jolie this week was “wonderful.” and that they had “spent quality time together.” (ShowbizSpy)

Madonna boy toy Jesus Luz was deejaying at a party in Rio when a guest came up and threw beer in his face — Luz then “went to a corner and started to cry.” (Page Six)

Charlie Sheen’s wife Brooke Mueller has reportedly been in rehab more than five times and has been hiding her addiction to crack and heralcoholism from people close to her for months. (RadarOnline)

Scarlett Johansson was seen recently playing ping pong with former Guns
N’ Roses frontman Axl Rose. (Page Six)

Courtney Love tweeted that she’d be interested in “hate fucking” John Mayer “just to put him in his place, hes a better guitarist than me but not better in bed!” (Huffington Post)

Following last year’s success of The Hangover, Anna Faris and Jennifer Garner are rumored to be starring in a new comedy about a bachelorette party. (Perez Hilton)

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Jessica Alba
I know I’ll probably have some serious regrets about what’s about to transpire here—like the time I housed a vat of boxed brownie batter, washed it down with a fancy Pinot from the CVS wine cellar and passed out watching Soloflex informercials. Mom’s proud. Now back to Jessica. Aside from the Smurf infantry combat boots and repurposed Gap flannel (circa 1992), I don’t hate this look. I know, I know, but girlfriend shaved about 60 years off her age since we last saw her sporting a catatonic bouffant and Limoncello potato sack.

Jessica Biel
“My assistant is so getting canned. I specifically instructed that half-wit to fetch me a Valentino. Instead, I’m stuck wearing a homemade valentine from J.T.’s supervised craft time. A box of rumpled Kleenex Ultra Soft dip-dyed in cinnamon red hots? It’s an insult to my sinewy lady form.”

Jennifer Garner
“Don’t believe this smile for a second. I just came face to face with the wrath of Kirstie Alley’s chompers. I’ve never known that kind of fear, even when I was doing crazy ninja stunts on Alias. How was I to know she’d be lurking in the bushes, waiting to douse my leather and lace in A-1?”

Anne Hathaway
Say goodbye to Froot Loops, my friends. Without his rainbow-striped beak, Toucan Sam can’t follow his nose to the flavor of fruit, wherever it grows. Captain Crunch will get his, just you wait.

Emma Roberts
“Aunt Julia, how long do I have to hold it? I REALLY have to go!”

“Mini protégé, you will hold your pee-pee pose as long as I say so. Do you have any idea who I am? I am an actress. I can make you believe that I have a bladder the size of Guam because I’m that good. If I see even the slightest hint of Number 1 dribbling down your tween chicken thighs, you will be the death of me. You will hold it longer and smile BIGGER if you want to be a star like Aunt Julia. P.S. Don’t forget who chose that perfectly age-appropriate ensem you’re wearing that will have critics shouting ‘chic’ to the high-heavens. You’re welcome.”

Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore
Ashton is so getting put in the makeout corner with Rumer tonight. How dare he detract attention from Demi’s prized pigeons as she proves once again that she’s an age-proof wonder. If those birds so much as flutter a wing, Bruce will make him so very sorry. At least mama dressed him like a big boy in a camel overcoat. He’s all grows up!

Katie Holmes
Katie has never struck me as the flasher type. But I presume sleeping in an alien pod beside Crazy Eyes Cruise every night would cause you to unravel right quick. If Robo-Wife were allowed to hike up that hem and lose the man trousers to expose a whisper of knee cap, this trench would be killa. Unfortch, that would violate the terms of her double-secret-probation-Scientology agreement. On the plus side, the surplus volume creates the perfect billboard to not-so-subtly stitch HELP! into the lining.

Melissa Rycroft
To your corneas, with love:

I cannot express how cruel and unkind
It was for me to make you go blind
Between the Pepto hue and day-glo veneers
I’m sure this very moment, you’ve dissolved into tears
For if Melissa Rycroft were a candy message heart,
She’d shriek: “YOU AND MY 15 MINUTES NEVER SHALL PART!”
Happy (belated) Valentine’s Day and cheers to Glaucoma!

xoxo,
Satan

Samantha Harris
Now that Mumbles has vacated her post as awkward backstage commentator of Dancing With The Stars (“You really sucked out there tonight, Kelley. How will you look yourself in the mirror tomorrow, you pitiful sloth of a dancer?”), she must be shopping on the budget of a T.G.I.Friday’s hostess. That would be my best explanation for her forever-too-small clearance couture. I can smell the cotton/spandex/elastane blend on that cowl neck tunic from the eastern seaboard. I wonder how many 8th graders she had to fight for the last XXS.

Kate Bosworth
And now Kate will perform the principal role from America, F*ck Yeah, the Ballet. Her costume is a made from a vintage flag once honorably used as a dog blanket for the 1987 Westminster Herding Champion. She traded a dreamcatcher, a half a bag of Ruffles and a ceramic flip flop magnet for it. Truly a one-of-a-kind.

Vanessa Paradis
In high school, one of my first jobs was working as a sales slave at Victoria’s Secret. I was fascinated by the never-ending world of flotation devices that promised to make my miniscule ta-tas mimic those of Jenna Jameson. I was also disturbed by the clueless boyfriends/husbands/pervs who practically ransacked the place, working up a sweaty brow and beer gut in search of crotchless lace bodysuits and pretty much anything see-through and trimmed with “fur”…kind of like what Johnny Depp’s lady is rocking here. On their own, I could potentially heart the sheerness of the top or the sneeze-inducing maribou trim, but for heaven sakes, put them together, bind your boobs and scatter packets of pansy seeds to and fro, and I’m back on an express train to crotchless nightmaresville.

Chloe Sevigny
Yay to Chloe for shedding her jellyfish costume from the Golden Globes and sprouting real legs in place of tentacles. But perhaps next time she can meet in the middle between Disney frothcake and The Dude.

Emily Blunt
“Maybe if I stand here and pose REALLY hard, looking extra British, nobody will notice that Benicio went all Russell Crowe on me because I beat him down the red carpet. I’m sorry his ego is too big for the both of us, but he really didn’t have to tear my dress to shreds. Now I look as lopsided as Tara Reid’s boobs.”

(Benicio’s poster): “I heard that. I’ll turn the whole thing into a ShamWow if you don’t shut your royal pie hole.”

Michelle Williams
In my world, Michelle falls into the same camp as Rachel Bilson. I want to carry them around in my pocket all day, airing them out now and then to flit about my shoulders, sprinkle my hair with fairy dust and rap the top 10 gossip headlines from the land of nymphs. But this seatbelt dress gives me pause. And if I see another Elvira Spears smokescreen hem, I might have to take up DNA cloning or watch The Bachelor to disinfect my brain.

Molly Dimick is a writer based in Chicago.

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Many of the movie’s stars showed up with their spouses, like “McDreamy” Patrick Dempsey and his beautiful wife of ten years Jillian.

The movie boasts a gigantic cast of well-known names, including: Jessica Alba, Jennifer Garner, Jessica Biel, Bradley Cooper, Julia Roberts, Emma Roberts, Anne Hathaway, Topher Grace, Jamie Foxx, Ashton Kutcher, Eric Dane, Queen Latifah, Taylor Swift, Taylor Lautner, and Kathy Bates. Whew!

“Valentine’s Day” is about intertwining couples and singles in Los Angeles who break-up and make-up based on the pressures and expectations of Valentine’s Day.

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Jen mentioned that while the two were dating, Ben would send her “very persuasive” e-mails, and that he is “sexy and kind, but he’s also a riot. We can be very goofy together.”

In an interview with Access Hollywood this weekend, Ben stated: “I do write e-mails to my wife, that is true. Sounds like the kind of thing that my wife was looking for something to say in the interview … and that’s what she same up with. So, thanks for that, because now here I am, doing another interview and then they ask me about that. So, thank you honey.” Ouch!

During her Parade sit-down, Jennifer talked about how she and Ben make time for each other while juggling their acting careers and two kids:

“You steal the time. You steal a date, you steal a kiss, you steal a whisper. You sit next to each other on the couch with computers on your laps. After the kids are asleep you…well, you know. Whatever it is. You slip away for a night, which we’ve only just now done for the first time. Of course, I call home while we’re away. Ben would be surprised if I didn’t.”

The couple first met on the set of the movie Daredevil in 2003, and were married in 2005.

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Ben Affleck and wife Jennifer Garner, however, gave the paparazzi a little thrill on Tuesday when Ben leaned in for a kiss while the couple were crossing a Boston street.

Jennifer apparently showed up on the set of Ben’s current project, “The Town,” in which he’s directing, as a surprise and the two took a break. They’re usually very private about their family and marriage, so seeing them share a moment like this is a treat indeed!

MORE PICS of Ben and Jen after the cut!

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I think I’d have to add Ben and Jen to my list of favorite celeb couples! The two seem to be pretty drama-free, devoted to their two daughters and to each other.

Jen and Ben have been in two movies together — Daredevil and Pearl Harbor — though Ben had a brief appearance in Jennifer’s “Elektra,” his part was ultimately cut from the finished film. The two have been married since 2005, and Violet was born in December 2005, and Seraphina earlier this year.

Ben is currently working on several movies, including “The Company Men” and “The Town,” and also has an untitled project with BFF Matt Damon in the works as well.

Jennifer has been busy as well, with four movies currently in production (including Valentine’s Day with Eric Dane), and five more in pre-production.

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Actress Jennifer Garner gave birth to her second child with actor Ben Affleck in Los Angeles on Tuesday.

The only details that are being revealed at this point about the baby girl, is that she is healthy. I guess we’ll just have to wait to see what they’ve named this little flower.

Garner and her husband Ben Affleck, both 36, also have a 3-year-old daughter, Violet.

Congratulations to Jennifer and Ben and big sister Violet.

Source: People

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Violet Anne Affleck gets picked up from school in Santa Monica by mom Jennifer Garner.

Jennifer is due in January with her second child, Jennifer and husband Ben Affleck await a baby brother or sister for 3-year-old Violet.

Poor Jennifer struggles along as she tries to keep her sweater down over her growing baby bump.

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With marking Naomi Watts, Liev Schreiber – and Usher and Tameka Foster off the baby bump watch list – that leaves us with the following:

Jennifer Garner & Ben Affleck
Rebecca Romijn & Jerry O’Connell (Twins)
Gena Lee Nolin
Brook Mueller & Charlie Sheen (Twin boys)

I’m anxious to see if there are any Christmas Eve arrivals. Though not fun for the kid growing up, it would be cool for the parents to have such an awesome Christmas gift.

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