Despite their extremely low-budget commercials, the makers of 5-Hour Energy drink are evil geniuses. Don’t believe me? Maybe you just need to get rid of that 2:30 feeling.
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Glee is going Gaga! It would also be going Bryan Adams, but he said no. (E! Online)
Edward Norton is mediating between Courtney Love and Frances Bean, and it may be working. (New York Daily News)
Oh, those are fighting tweets! Jay Mohr takes to his mobile device and calls Chelsea Handler a stumbling drunk. (Radar Online)
Joaquin Phoenix will not be playing Edgar Allen Poe in an upcoming project, as previously reported. We miss your crazy face, Joaquin. Come back to… More »
So Jerry Seinfeld, who I’m sorry, IS JUST NOT THAT FUNNY, is now the new spokesperson for Microsoft, doing some major damage control for the crapfest commonly known as Windows Vista.
Jerry’s going to be getting a whopping $10 million dollars for this sweet little gig, in which he’ll be appearing with Microsoft CEO Bill Gates in a series of ads. The ads will be focused on the catchphrase “Windows not Walls” in order to demonstrate that yes, Vista sucks,… More »
picApp_publisherId = 674;picApp_imageId = 3194;picApp_imageWidth = 214;picApp_imageHeight = 281;picApp_configUrl = “http://pis.picapp.com/IamProd/FlashSite/GetConfig.aspx”;picApp_Picview=”http://pis.picapp.com/IamProd/FlashSite/en/picviewerv1_1.swf”;picapp_numberOfLine=2;ImageServe();Good morning, Snarkarionos! Sorry I’m getting started so late this morning, the kidlets are home from school because it’s a teacher workday. I DID offer their teachers a full case of Jack Daniel’s and a box of Ho Ho’s if they would keep ‘em in school, but they just looked at me funny.
Anyway, news this morning is that Jerry Seinfeld is getting another show on NBC, and it’s pretty… More »
NO, Jerry! Stay away from the Xenu machine!!!
On Tuesday night, the pals went on a double date with their wives at the exclusive Upper East Side eatery Sfoglia, where they enjoyed a three-hour meal.
The next day, Seinfeld, Cruise and his daughter Suri were spotted together again, and paid a visit to Seinfeld’s garage. (The comedian is a car enthusiast.)
As for how the friends became close, ” and Tom Cruise both have homes in Telluride, Colo., which is their connection,” says… More »
Oh, snap! Well, this is what happens when you A)steal somebody’s else’s idea and B)pass it off as your own. I’ve looked at both books and the recipes are pretty much EXACTLY alike, and Jessica’s book came out after the other one. I say they’ve got a valid case:
An author today sued Jerry Seinfeld’s wife for allegedly plagiarizing a cookbook she wrote and also accused the comedian of defaming her as a “wacko” during an interview with David Letterman. In… More »
Can you believe this? Larry King apparently thought that Seinfeld had been CANCELLED. Uh, I think it’s time for old Larry there to retire, don’t you?
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Looks like Tom Cruise and his madcrazy crew of Scientologists ALMOST got their claws into Jerry Seinfeld, but thankfully he saw the light and got out of there quicklike:
“I last really studied, oh, it’s almost 30 years ago. But what I did do, I really liked, in terms of it’s very…it was interesting. Believe it or not…it’s extremely intellectual and clinical in its approach to problem-solving, which really appealed to me. I actually got to it from my auto mechanics… More »