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Hollywood’s 25 Biggest Baseball Fans

Hollywood's 25 Biggest Baseball Fans

Ahh baseball, America’s favorite pastime. With opening day being late last week, we decided to take a look at some of the sport’s most famous – and famously loyal – loyal fans. These celebs may be busy, but they still make time to catch a game, especially when their favorite team is playing.

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Why Does 5-Hour Energy Want You To Be Tired All The Time?

Why Does 5-Hour Energy Want You To Be Tired All The Time?

Despite their extremely low-budget commercials, the makers of 5-Hour Energy drink are evil geniuses. Don’t believe me? Maybe you just need to get rid of that 2:30 feeling.
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What Would ‘Seinfeld’ Look Like As A Long Lost Love Story?

What Would 'Seinfeld' Look Like As A Long Lost Love Story?

How can we forget the sad, drawn out Seinfeld love story between George and his ill-fated fiance Susan, who died from licking cheap wedding invitation envelopes? On the show, George wasn’t too upset about her loss — he was actually relieved that he didn’t have to go through with the marriage — but what would it look like if he was actually really upset? What if he had lost the love of his life and didn’t know how he would… More »

Gaga Says Yes, Bryan Adams Says No To ‘Glee’

Gaga Says Yes, Bryan Adams Says No To 'Glee'

Glee is going Gaga! It would also be going Bryan Adams, but he said no. (E! Online)
Edward Norton is mediating between Courtney Love and Frances Bean, and it may be working. (New York Daily News)
Oh, those are fighting tweets! Jay Mohr takes to his mobile device and calls Chelsea Handler a stumbling drunk. (Radar Online)
Joaquin Phoenix will not be playing Edgar Allen Poe in an upcoming project, as previously reported. We miss your crazy face, Joaquin. Come back to… More »

Jerry Seinfeld is the new face of Microsoft

Jerry Seinfeld is the new face of Microsoft

So Jerry Seinfeld, who I’m sorry, IS JUST NOT THAT FUNNY, is now the new spokesperson for Microsoft, doing some major damage control for the crapfest commonly known as Windows Vista.

Jerry’s going to be getting a whopping $10 million dollars for this sweet little gig, in which he’ll be appearing with Microsoft CEO Bill Gates in a series of ads. The ads will be focused on the catchphrase “Windows not Walls” in order to demonstrate that yes, Vista sucks,… More »

Jerry Seinfeld is getting another show

Jerry Seinfeld is getting another show

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Anyway, news this morning is that Jerry Seinfeld is getting another show on NBC, and it’s pretty… More »

Tom Cruise recruiting Jerry Seinfeld?

Tom Cruise recruiting Jerry Seinfeld?

NO, Jerry! Stay away from the Xenu machine!!!

On Tuesday night, the pals went on a double date with their wives at the exclusive Upper East Side eatery Sfoglia, where they enjoyed a three-hour meal.

The next day, Seinfeld, Cruise and his daughter Suri were spotted together again, and paid a visit to Seinfeld’s garage. (The comedian is a car enthusiast.)

As for how the friends became close, ” and Tom Cruise both have homes in Telluride, Colo., which is their connection,” says… More »

The Seinfelds: SUED!

The Seinfelds: SUED!

Oh, snap! Well, this is what happens when you A)steal somebody’s else’s idea and B)pass it off as your own. I’ve looked at both books and the recipes are pretty much EXACTLY alike, and Jessica’s book came out after the other one. I say they’ve got a valid case:

An author today sued Jerry Seinfeld’s wife for allegedly plagiarizing a cookbook she wrote and also accused the comedian of defaming her as a “wacko” during an interview with David Letterman. In… More »

Jerry Seinfeld rips Larry King a new one

Jerry Seinfeld rips Larry King a new one

Can you believe this? Larry King apparently thought that Seinfeld had been CANCELLED. Uh, I think it’s time for old Larry there to retire, don’t you?

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Jerry Seinfeld tried out Scientology, but didn’t stick with it

Jerry Seinfeld tried out Scientology, but didn't stick with it

Looks like Tom Cruise and his madcrazy crew of Scientologists ALMOST got their claws into Jerry Seinfeld, but thankfully he saw the light and got out of there quicklike:

“I last really studied, oh, it’s almost 30 years ago. But what I did do, I really liked, in terms of it’s very…it was interesting. Believe it or not…it’s extremely intellectual and clinical in its approach to problem-solving, which really appealed to me. I actually got to it from my auto mechanics… More »