Happy Halloween! It’s officially the spookiest day of the year, although most of the celebrating was done on Saturday. As is practically mandated by law at this point, tons of celebs tweeted out photos of their costumes. Let’s take a look, shall we?
(Muahahahaha. Or something.) More »
We would too, if we were Jessica Alba. More »
The alleged hacker’s other victims include Mila Kunis, Christina Aguilera and Jessica Alba. More »
It’s National Nude Day! That probably has to do with how crazy hot it is outside, but we’re okay with seeing celebs like Alexander Skarsgard, Tyson Beckford, and Scarlett Johansson naked basically whenever. More »
You can thank the Yale alumni network for this double-take-inducing image of Jessica Alba and Jessica Simpson strolling around the Ivy League campus like it’s no big deal. The actresses were there as company for their significant others: Cash Warren and Eric Johnson graduated from the university in 2001. More »
While searching for photos of Hugh Dancy, I came across this cinematic gem from 2003, starring Dancy and Jessica Alba, fresh off her Dark Angel career. In The Sleeping Dictionary, Dancy plays a British expat who travels to the British colony of Sarawak, in Borneo. There, a beautiful young native named Selima (Alba) is assigned to be his “sleeping dictionary” — to sleep with him and teach him the Iban language, because even in 1936 they followed the idea that the best way to learna language is through sex with a local. More »
Here’s another celebrity prom picture to add to the collection circulating the Internet: Jessica Alba’s. The picture was taken thirteen years ago; who else wonders what happen to the dude who was apparently her date? More »
Yesterday, An Invisible Number was released, in which Jessica Alba plays an out-of-touch mathematician. Based on the trailer, it looks something like A Beautiful Mind, only with less bad crazy and more cute, quirky crazy. But exactly is Crazy Jessica Alba thinking in An Invisible Number? With the aid of the patented Crushable Thinking Helmet, we were able to get an inside peek at Crazy Jessica Alba’s head. Here’s what we found: More »
In her new film An Invisible Sign, Jessica Alba plays a reclusive math prodigy. We know this because she wears pigtails, constantly shoves her bangs out of her face, and sees numbers when she compulsively raps on walls and trees. It’s also more than a little bit ludicrous. More »
What are you guys doing to celebrate Earth Day? And us? Exactly the same thing we do every day, except with ten times the guilt. Ugh, sorry we got this takeout coffee cup, seriously, we are so, sosorry! For shame. More »
If you aren’t up on the story of Kelly Oxford, Patron Saint of Twitter, here’s a rundown: Kelly’s a Canadian blogger and mother of three who’s become super Internet famous for her pitch-perfect, utterly hilarious tweets. She’s currently developing a sitcom for CBS with Jessica Alba and writing a memoir (lady also happens to be an ex-model. Genetic lottery, eh*?). In her interview with Carson Daly, Kelly talks motherhood and blogging while tossing off some pretty great little insights. More »
Here’s a gallery of celebrities shopping for groceries at Whole Foods. Why? Because we’re hungry but it’s snowing outside. Celebs: they’re just like us, except warmer. More »
Hacker ring allegedly targets up to 50 female celebrities. – The FBI is going after the hackers who stole compromising photos from Vanessa Hudgens and Scarlett Johansson, and personal information from Selena Gomez, Jessica Alba, and Demi Lovato. (The Daily Mail)
With today’s announcement that Jessica Alba is with ridiculously-lucky-gene-pool child, we decided to take a look back at the beauty that is Alba from parading hot on the beach to the first time she became a mama. More »
Everyone’s favorite Snooki, Snooki, posted this photo to Twitter with the caption “Jionni’s future wife :p” earlier today. What? Do we have a Real Housewife of Seaside House on our hands? Probably not, but it would make a good show. While you ponder the matrimony of Snook, check out this week’s nine other winning Twitter pics. More »
Jessica Alba lives to cry another day. Marvel Comics has killed off the Human Torch from its Fantastic Four series, meaning that it will be Chris Evans – not Jessica Alba – who will eventually get cut out of the successful movie franchise. (NYDN)
Lindsay Lohan is out of rehab and back to work. She tweeted this pic of herself looking healthy and glammed-up from the set of a fashion shoot — um, with the flash on, it appears. What else have celebs overshared this week? Pilates class, dentists’ chairs and more, in our gallery of Twitter pics. More »
Stars, they’re just like us! The get parking tickets. On their BMWs and Range Rovers. And their Bentleys. Well, okay, their may be some slight differences there (just don’t tell my champagne-colored Toyota Corolla, Bernice – she has no idea she isn’t fancy), but our basic reaction to the citations is the same. Outrage! Fury! That face Lindsay Lohan made earlier today in Beverly Hills! Let your inner schadenfreude out with this gallery of meter maid revenge. More »
Somebody better shut Jessica Alba up soon. The Fantastic Four actress has been running her mouth off in interviews lately, and it looks like her franchise role might disappear.
According to Socialite Life, one of the characters in The Fantastic Four franchise is to set to get killed off. And it could be the Invisible Woman. More »
Google “Jessica Alba Sex,” “Blake Lively Sex,” or “Akon Sex.” First result? More »