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Video: First Trailer For Joaquin Phoenix’s Documentary ‘I’m Still Here’
While Joaquin Phoenix was going off the rails – or pretending to, at least – his good buddy Casey Affleck caught the whole thing on camera. The result is the documentary I’m Still Here, which may or may not be a hoax. While there is mystery surrounding Joaquin’s maybe-nervous breakdown, the hyper-talented actor does have a history of bizarre behavior. One time a Crushable friend interviewed him on the red carpet and, out of nowhere, he asked our friend whether there was a frog sitting on his head. Needless to say, there wasn’t.
Best of Crushable
This week in Crushable: Baby-Sitter’s Club by Bret Easton Ellis, college tips, and Jersey Shore (as read in CliffNote form)! More »
Shepard Fairey Sells Out, Or Whatever, For Joaquin Phoenix Movie (Now It’s Naptime)
Sorry guys, I made a promise to myself awhile back that I would only allow myself thirty minutes of meditating on Joaquin Phoenix a day, and we’ve already spent that allotted time on his Bret Easton Ellis-y movie poster. More »
Joaquin Phoenix’s Mocumentary Poster Same As ‘American Psycho’ Cover?
Okay! So this Joaquin Phoenix mockumentary (directed by his BFF Casey Affleck) is actually getting released, and not straight to DVD like Titanic 2! Well done, sirs. But even the poster for the film (which we’re pretty much in agreement with Videogum on, cannot not be total crap) seems to be ripping off some former high-concept shocker:
Word? Bret Easton Ellis is rolling around is tastefully decorated, Whitney Houston-blaring L.A. bungalow right now. Or maybe we’re reading too much into this:… More »
Crush Links: Heidi Montag Files For Divorce
• Just two months after filing for legal separation from her crystal wearing husband Spencer Pratt, Heidi Montag is now seeking a full dissolution of marriage from the bearded fame whore. (People)
• Jamie-Lynn Sigler and Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez broke up because “He is 23 and determined to prove he’s a hot commodity by playing the field.” (Page Six)
• In other break-up news, the wedding’s reportedly off for Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston. Bummer, we wanted to see Sarah Palin… More »
Someone Actually Bought That Joaquin Phoenix Mocumentary – Casey Affleck‘s hard work will not be in vain: Magnolia Pictures will release I’m Still Here: The Lost Year Of Joaquin Phoenix on September 10th. We’re already cringing. (via Deadline)
10 Stars We’d Like To See On ‘Celebrity Rehab’
As we head towards a fourth season of Celebrity Rehab on MTV, Dr. Drew has started to collect “patients.” The latest announcements have been bisexual Internet and reality star Tila Tequila and, revealed today, Jason Wahler, Lauren Conrad’s ex-boyfriend who was featured on another MTV show, The Hills.
So who will be next? Here is a list of 10 stars who we think could use Dr. Drew’s advice, and who we’d love to see get it. Or, just some D-list stars… More »
Geoffrey Rush: My Weird Celebrity Crush
When the first Pirates Of The Caribbean movie came out in 2003, I went with a bunch of friends to see the Disney crush-fest. Most girls I knew were going to see the dreamy Orlando Bloom, or the sexy Johnny Depp. Not me though, I was going to see the film for my version of a pirate dreamboat: Captain Barbossa. Yeah, that’s right, I have a thing for the 58-year-old Australian thespian, Geoffrey Rush. More »
Celebrity Lookalikes: Unfortunate Comparisons Part Two
Last week we showed you some of our favorite actors who bore a striking resemblance to another type of headline-maker: creepy convicts. In today’s edition, we tackle even more celebrity/criminal lookalikes.
Christopher Meloni and Eliot Spitzer
He might spend his days on SVU busting sex criminals like Eliot Spitzer, but you have to admit that the real-life Det. Stabler looks like a hotter version of New York’s former governor.
Lizzy Caplan and Casey Anthony
If they ever made a Lifetime movie about Anthony, the… More »
The Best Of Last Week
From Peaches Geldof‘s mystery lover to Bachelorette news and Spencer Grammer, here are some of Crushable’s biggest stories this week More »
Fan Fic: Breaking Up With Joaquin Phoenix
I woke to the smell of coffee and the sound of my boyfriend’s meditated breathing from his yoga routine. I looked at the clock: 8:30 on the dot, as usual. I knew better than to interrupt him…two and a half years of living together meant that we knew each other’s schedules better than we knew our own.
As I lay there, contemplating the strange relationship I had entered into all those months ago — the yo-yo dieting, the weird fashion disasters,… More »
Gaga Says Yes, Bryan Adams Says No To ‘Glee’
Glee is going Gaga! It would also be going Bryan Adams, but he said no. (E! Online)
Edward Norton is mediating between Courtney Love and Frances Bean, and it may be working. (New York Daily News)
Oh, those are fighting tweets! Jay Mohr takes to his mobile device and calls Chelsea Handler a stumbling drunk. (Radar Online)
Joaquin Phoenix will not be playing Edgar Allen Poe in an upcoming project, as previously reported. We miss your crazy face, Joaquin. Come back to… More »
Joaquin Phoenix & Eva Mendez sitting in a tree…
Joaquin Phoenix and Eva Mendez couldn’t keep their hands off each other at Unik’s party for Wyclef Jean at Gin Lane Thursday night. The pair, whose reps have both denied coupledom in the past, were making out like crazy, our Gin Lane spy reports. “They were holding hands under the table and kissing all night long,” our snitch tattles … via NY Daily News
I can’t imagine why they would hide it! They make one HOT pairing!… More »
