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Video: Watch Britney Spears Gives Joe Jonas A Lap Dance

Liana Maeby — Tue, 01 Nov 2011 13:58:17 +0000

I promise you won’t see anything more uncomfortable than Joe Jonas‘ face while he gets a lap dace from Britney Spears onstage at a show in London. Joe has been opening for Britney on her European Femme Fatale tour, and it looks like he got more than he bargained for when Brit called him up onstage to get all sensual.

Despite everything, both Joe and Britney are still performers who got their start as teenagers, performing for teenagers, so there’s something particularly unsettling about this video. Or maybe it’s just that Joe looks ready to run away and curl up in a fetal position.

(via Popdust)

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Crush Links: Justin Bieber Plans A Romantic Date

Emily Moorhouse — Mon, 26 Sep 2011 13:34:40 +0000

• Lindsay Lohan finally lands a paying job. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

• Justin Bieber plans the most romantic date ever. (Have U Heard)

• Vesta Williams dead at 48. (Hollywood Hiccups)

• Charlie Sheen missed on Two And A Half Men? (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

• Joe Jonas won’t be sing any of his exes names in his songs. (Have U Heard)

• Kat Von D and Jesse James calling it quits again. (Hollywood Hiccups)

• Daniel Craig releases four films in a year. (Lainey Gossip)

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Video: Joe Jonas Ditches His Innocent Image In Video For ‘Just In Love’

Jamie Peck — Tue, 13 Sep 2011 22:28:19 +0000

Joe Jonas, of the abstinent-until-marriage Jonases, has just released a music video for his new single Just In Love (his second as a solo artist), and it is way impure. In it, he has a sinful Parisian love affair with French model Angele. They kiss, roll around in bed, take a bath together, and frolic all over the City of Love, with nary a chaperone in sight. Does he think all that beautiful 19th century stonework will hide his actions from the eyes of God? Because it hides nothing, Joe Jonas.

Is this the end of Jonas’ purity ring era? Because that would be all right. After all, he’s 22 now, and I think most reasonable people would agree that it’s okay for a 22-year-old to admit he has seen a vagina, especially when said 22-year-old looks like some kind of dreamy Brazilian soccer player. I mean, come on. And despite all the crazy Spiderman sex he’s implied to be having with his French paramour, I find the clip’s aesthetic to be much classier than anything we’ve seen from him in the past. He’s also gotten himself a nice haircut, and those eyebrows are finally under control. Everything looks different once you’ve become a man!

The song itself is more vintage N’Sync than Serge Gainsbourg, but whatever. So long as Joe Jonas keeps making sexy softcore lovemaking videos like this one, he can sing however he likes.

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Crush Links: The Press Pulls Mel Gibson’s Gay Brother Out of a Hat

Natalie Zutter — Mon, 11 Jul 2011 13:20:10 +0000

• Joe Jonas is growing up — he’s mastered the Enrique Iglesias smolder! (The Frisky)

• Why has Jennifer Aniston had Chelsea Lately, instead of bestie Courteney Cox, by her side at film events these last few months? (Lainey Gossip)

• Kate Hudson gives birth to a baby boy, which was a surprise since she was expecting a girl. But we’ve seen Oliver Hudson and he’s a cutie, so it’s all OK! (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

• Remember last week’s gallery of pretty girls with awful hair? Now the hot dudes get the same treatment. (Celebuzz)

• Mel Gibson has a gay brother named Andrew, who supports him? How have we not known about this until now? (BuzzFeed)

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Gallery: Celebs in Canadian Tuxedos for Canada Day

Liana Maeby — Fri, 01 Jul 2011 16:17:49 +0000

Here’s a stupid joke I wrote once: “A Canadian birthday suit means wearing no denim at all.” Are you laughing so insanely hard now? So, today is a holiday called Canada Day, and in honor of that, we’ve put together a gallery of celebrities rocking denim on denim. Eh!, or something.

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Good Idea or Bad Idea? Joe Jonas’ Single Cover Drops

Lilit Marcus — Mon, 30 May 2011 18:29:49 +0000

The Jonas Brothers aren’t exactly broken up, but each of them has moved on to side projects. Middle bro Joe Jonas has a new single coming out, “See No More,” and the whole album, Fastlife, hits stores on September 6. What do you think of Joe’s new look? And will you buy his album?

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Crushable 25: Guess Which Jonas Brother’s Career Matches with Which *NSYNC Member

Natalie Zutter — Tue, 19 Apr 2011 15:30:39 +0000

“The Jonas Brothers” hardly describes a teen sensation musical group anymore; at this point, Nick, Joe, and Kevin have all moved on to solo projects. In order to try and predict their success rates, we’ve matched them up with specific members of another boy band whose members split but went on to a bevy of projects: *NSYNC. To further prove our points, we’ve merged each member with his career doppelganger, for you to guess. Enjoy!

Nick

Nick shares a lot in common with this *NSYNC alum: Both are the most recognizable members of their groups, began their performing careers when they were wee lads (on Broadway and on The Mickey Mouse Club), and have played thinly veiled versions of themselves in movies and on TV. You might say that Nick was… justified in starting Nick Jonas & the Administration. Just put the kid on SNL and he’ll be a perfect match for… Justin Timberlake!

Joe

The resemblance between Joe and this *NSYNC alum is actually uncanny, with the dark hair and eyes they share. Both have ties to dance, with Joe donning a black unitard to imitate Beyonce‘s “Single Ladies” video and his doppelganger serving as a judge on America’s Best Dance Crew. Joe’s had more acting experience thanks to Camp Rock and guest roles on shows like Hot in Cleveland, but his older self has made guest appearances on songs by artists like the Backstreet Boys, David Archuleta, and Santana. I give you… JC Chasez!

Kevin

Like this former *NSYNC member, Kevin seems to have moved away from music for the moment. Both are married — the eldest JoBro got hitched in 2009 — and seem to enjoy the calm of domestic life. That said, they’ve stayed in the pop-culture zeitgeist wth TV appearances. Both have been on MTV recently in non-musical contexts: Kevin reminisced in an episode of When I Was 17, whereas his lookalike showed MTV around his house on Cribs. So who’s Kevin’s career lookalike? If you’re a Dancing with the Stars fan, you’ll recognize season 4 runner-up… Joey Fatone!

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The Crushable 25: Vote To Get Your Musical Crush On The List

Crushable Staff — Fri, 11 Mar 2011 16:34:21 +0000

We’re on a quest to track down the 25 Most Crushable Guys Under 25. As we speak, our intrepid reporters are combing through all the talented (and hot) actors, musicians, athletes and media personalities who are 25 and under and making their mark on the world today for Crushable’s second annual list. Choosing from such a talented pool of men hasn’t been easy. (For reference, see who made last year’s list here.) But we’re determined to narrow down the competition using a number of factors (not least of which includes a contender’s unique “Crushable Quotient”).

We all know that some actors (ahem… Robert Pattinson) and musicians (cough…Justin Bieber) are bound to make the cut. But there are a host of other young men, including some up and coming musicians, who are just on the cusp of making it in, and we just can’t bring ourselves to make the final cut.

That’s where you come in. We’re calling guys picked through these polls the Reader’s Write In candidate, and the musician or musical group who wins your vote from this poll will find himself/themselves holding that title on this year’s 25 Crushable Guys Under 25 list. So, which of these picks is filling up your iPod and has you maxing out your credit card on Ticketmaster? You tell us. Cast your vote below, and send it along to your friends and fellow fans. Voting will close at 5 p.m. EST on Thursday March 17.

Do you think we left someone off the list? If so, tell us in the comments below. And, to learn more about our candidates, read on.

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Gallery: Celebs Looking Pissed Off At Fashion Shows

Liana Maeby — Mon, 14 Feb 2011 19:20:10 +0000

The best thing about Fashion Week is how important and serious it is. To look at the famous faces lining the front row, you’d think you’d stumbled into a telethon to raise money after a national tragedy instead of an event dedicated to looking at clothing. It’s all furrowed brows and frowny faces! Take a look through our gallery of celebs looking angry at fashion shows — and make sure you take notes.

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Torrential Rain In Los Angeles Means Wet Celebs

Liana Maeby — Tue, 21 Dec 2010 18:08:04 +0000

Oh, Los Angeles. The second there’s any tiny amount of weather at all the whole city shuts right down. Granted, this week’s record-breaking rainfall does qualify as more than slight weather, but it’s still funny to see folks running from the downpour as if they’re confused about what water is doing falling from the sky. (Not that we, native to L.A., are immune to this — we flew home for the holidays over the weekend and haven’t left the house once.) We have learned something out of this whole storm thing, though: neither Joe Jonas, Heidi Klum nor Jennifer Love Hewitt melt when they get wet.

(via WENN, ONTD)

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