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Pop Culture Pop Quiz: Courtney Stodden’s Parent or Joe Simpson?
Courtney Stodden’s parents signed a paper allowing their sixteen year old daughter to marry a man more than three times her age. Joe Simpson likes to talk about his daughter Jessica Simpson‘s boobs. All three are creepy, but each has their own, individual creepy voice. Can you match these quotes to the correct parental creeper? More »
Sex on the Wire: Guess Which Names Are The Most Sexually Active
Wisconsin lawmakers schedule conjugal visits with their wives to keep the stress of politics at bay. (Daily Intel)
Would you wear a sex ring? Hey, it’s better than a purity ring. (The Frisky)
What’s in a name? Guess between two names to see which name is more sexually active. (TresSugar) More »
Jessica Simpson’s Fiancee Eric Johnson…Revealed!
Jessica Simpson is engaged! Again! Hey, she’s had 5 years to heal from her marriage/reality show with Nick Lachey, and the older and wiser Jessica has taken her time with her new fiancee, Eric Johnson. Or has she? After all, didn’t Nick just propose to Vanessa Minnillo? And wasn’t Eric – a former pro-tight end for the 49′ers and the New Orleans Saints – still technically married when he started dating Jessica back in May? All these questions, and so little answers!
But we do know that Eric – despite his current lack of a career besides being attached to a notorious football groupie – is pretty hot. Here are 5 other things we do know about the (currently free-floating) NFL star. More »
Is Jessica Simpson’s Boyfriend Eric Johnson A Freeloader?
Jessica Simpson just turned 30 and has a new man. His name is Eric Johnson and this is his yearbook photo. Everything seems to be going swell EXCEPT people are worried that Jess might have a freeloader on her hands. More »
Did Joe Simpson Ruin ‘American Idol’ For Jessica?
That sounds about right, doesn’t it? Crushable previously reported that Jessica Simpson was in talks to be a judge on American Idol, thereby replacing super-boring-it’s-like-she’s-not-even-there Ellen DeGeneres. But lo and behold, she lost the coveted gig. Memo to Jessica: You need to drop the dad-ager and get yourself a real manager. More »
5 Reasons Why Jessica Simpson Should Replace Ellen On ‘American Idol’
It’s a fact: Jessica Simpson is in talks with American Idol about joining the judges’ panel next season. She’s not going to replace Simon Cowell; she would, however, make a great replacement for Ellen DeGeneres, who is dead weight on a show being singlehandedly held together by the prodigious talents of Ryan Seacrest.
Here is why Jessica should replace Ellen:
1. Unofficial studies have shown that Idol fans really, really miss Paula Abdul. Paula, with her seal claps and glazed, medicated eyes,… More »
Between The Lines: The Tabloid Saga Of Jessica Simpson
Many, many moons past there was a time when Jessica Simpson was a singer, or is that some odd dream fragment haunting our waking hours. No, no, she was definitely a singer, even had a double-platinum-selling album or two. There was that “Irresistible” song. But then Jess married Nick Lachey and wondered aloud if she was eating poultry
while munching on some Chicken of the Sea tuna fish, and, well, gosh. After that we collectively can recount in detail how she… More »
Crush Links: From Hooker To House-Flipper
• Former Eliot Spitzer mistress Ashley Dupre is now learning how to sell houses instead of her body. (Daily Intel)
• Jessica Simpson is bringing her creepy dad, Joe Simpson, around to events again. Guess that was his Father’s Day wish. (PopSugar)
• Angelina from Jersey Shore is now dating a cop. Well, it’s nice that one of the cast members has a relationship with the police outside of arrest warrants. (RadarOnline)
• Is Mr. Megan Fox – Brian Austin Green – going… More »
Father’s Day Special: The Worst Celebrity Stage Dads
When you celebrate Father’s Day this weekend, take a chance to think about how fortunate you are…that you aren’t the offspring of any of these crazy middle-aged men.
So forgive your Dad for the time you thought he pushed you too hard in Little League or got mad at you for staying out past curfew–at least he didn’t tell the whole world that you were flying around in a hot air balloon.
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Joe Simpson To John Mayer: Shut It
We may have been offended by John Mayer’s comments to Playboy on behalf of womankind, but don’t ever underestimate the power of a protective daddy.
Over the weekend, OK! magazine reported that Jessica Simpson’s poppa Joe had words with John, defending his daughter against the singer’s description of her as “sexual napalm,” among other things.
Joe called John and told him “to stay away from his family and man-up and apologize for his comments,” a source told the magazine. Thankfully, the source… More »
Will Joe Simpson Team Up With Britney Spears?
Will Joe Simpson, the guy who managed Jessica and Ashley Simpson into fame, take over Britney Spears’ troubled career and try to fix it?
From the NY Daily News:
According to an inside source, Joe Simpson is considering managing Spears’ career, or what’s left of it, just as he has done for Jessica and her sister, Ashlee.
The former Baptist minister even tried to set up a meeting over the weekend with Spears, our source attests – though Jessica’s rep Cindi Berger denies… More »