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Holiday Gallery: Celebrities In Fugly Christmas Sweaters
It’s that time of year again, when celebrities like Taylor Swift and Justin Bieber – not to mention Cee Lo Green and Snoop Dogg – ironically don awful Christmas sweaters for themed parties or just because they can. (Seriously, you’ll be scandalized to hear how much Biebs paid for his.) More »
A Follow-Up Dicussion Of Ke$ha’s Cover Of Bob Dylan’s ‘Don’t Think Twice It’s All Right’
Two months ago, I got wind (it blew through the office, leaving answers in its wake) that Ke$ha would be covering “Don’t Think Twice, It’s All Right” on a Bob Dylan tribute record. And so, as we often do in such situations, Kasey Anderson and I held a Gchat symposium on the matter. The track has finally been released, and it’s a somber, teary little thing that simply needs more discussion. So Kasey and I have come back for round two.
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Crush Links: The Family Who Tattoos Together, Stays Together?
• Now we know what inspired Miley Cyrus‘ dreamcatcher tattoo: Mom Tish‘s angel wing back tat. Both of them showed off their body art while sunbathing last week. (BuzzFeed)
• Jesse James “really loves” Kat Von D for reaching out to him while everyone thought he was “toxic” — he says it’s no surprise, then, that they’re now engaged. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)
• Find out why Disney princesses never make eye contact with one another. (Mommyish)
• After surgery for an unspecified condition, Aretha Franklin has dropped 85 pounds thanks to replacing pig’s feet with fruit salads. (That’s Fit)
• Yearning for celebrity scandal? During this dry period, reminisce on Kanye West, Britney Spears, John Mayer, and other A-listers who went off the deep end. (College Candy)
Gallery: Cute Boys With Acoustic Guitars
Yep, just some cute boys with acoustic guitars. Now we’re going to take a nap and imagine they all wrote songs about us. Wish us luck! More »
The Internet Backlash Is Here, and It’s Coming From Celebrities
In a recent interview with People, Vanessa Hudgens — she of the third round of leaked nude pics — expressed her distaste for the Internet. When asked to name the best invention, the Sucker Punch star instead said, “I know what the worst invention ever is. The Internet. I think it’s ruining everyone, and it just makes everybody way too accessible — it just takes away the glamor and mystery of our business.” More »
Gallery: Neutrals Dominated The Grammy Awards Red Carpet
Hey guys, the Grammys are on! Are you watching? We’ll be covering the event here and on Twitter all night, and so far the big news is that everyone’s dressed in tans, grays, whites and blacks. There’s Selena Gomez in shimmery beige, Rihanna in white, and Lady Gaga in, um, an incubator being carried by a group of neutrally-clad models. Seriously. Check out our gallery of the most blended-in looks of the night. More »
Surprise! People continue to think John Mayer is a heel. The singer still gets heckled for treating Jennifer Aniston badly when he does press events. (Us)
Crush Links: Miley Cyrus Bong Parody Girl Is Frenemy #1
Apparently, the girl who taped Miley Cyrus smoking salvia and shared the video with the world has taped a parody video of the whole mess. What a biatch! Video after the jump. (ONTD)
Zac Efron is cutting off his locks for a movie. And charity. (socialitelife)
Pauly D from The Jersey Shore is getting his own show. (People)
John Mayer photobombing photos of happy couples is a little like when Bruce Springsteen does it. But nobody’s happy at the end. (JustJared)
Taylor Swift would like to take Katy Perry to the prom. At least they’d have awesome sparkly outfits? (People)
Meanwhile, Katy uses magic tricks to keep husband Russell Brand interested in her. In bed. (celebuzz) More »
Gallery: Celebs In Ugly Christmas Sweaters
There’s just something about those ugly Christmas sweaters — when Uncle John wears them it’s a cringe-worthy display of misplaced holiday cheer, but when celebs do it it’s totally hilarious. The cast of Glee made a splash with an Xmas-sweater-themed greeting card earlier this year, and folks like John Mayer and Snoop Dogg have been keeping themselves warm and festive ever since. We might have to pull out our Rudolph cardigan after all.
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Check Out Photos Of John Mayer’s L.A. Home
John Mayer‘s selling his Los Angeles home, located in the super fancy Pacific Palisades area, for an asking price of $1.3 million. That’s just a little but out of our price range, but it didn’t deter us from checking the place out. Aspirations! We’ve got a series of photos straight from inside the “Gravity” singer’s West Coast den of sin. More »
Crush Links: Katy Perry Has Swarovski Crystal Herpes In Harpers
Katy Perry‘s lips are covered in Swarovski crystals on the new issue of Harper’s. But it kind of looks like she’s got the herp. (People)
Squirrel in a blender, Beliebers! Justin Bieber is being cyber bullied. (Radar)
Taylor Swift is Entertainment Weekly’s Entertainer of the Year. Top hats for everyone! (celebuzz)
There is another audio tape of Britney Spears talking about getting beat up, sounding like Sling Blade. (TMZ)
Meanwhile, Britney tells everyone to kiss her “lily white southern Louisiana ass!” (Twitter)
Is John Mayer going after not yet divorced Eva Longoria? Sure, why NOT? (celebuzz) More »
Avril Lavigne Is The McRib and Other McDonald Celebrity Comparisons
It’s baaaack! After a long stint out of the public eye, this greasy, saucy mess known as the McRib is being reintroduced at McDonalds. While we know there is a cult following for the McRib, we mainly just find it gross, and any momentary excitement is eclipsed with an icky after-taste. This week’s divorce announcement from Avril Lavigne left us feeling similarly: we didn’t realize how much we hadn’t missed her until she came back. Go away again, Avril, and lets try again in 5 years.
This got us thinking of what other celebrities had the same conceptual properties of McDonalds fast-food. More »
Jessica Simpson’s Fiancee Eric Johnson…Revealed!
Jessica Simpson is engaged! Again! Hey, she’s had 5 years to heal from her marriage/reality show with Nick Lachey, and the older and wiser Jessica has taken her time with her new fiancee, Eric Johnson. Or has she? After all, didn’t Nick just propose to Vanessa Minnillo? And wasn’t Eric – a former pro-tight end for the 49′ers and the New Orleans Saints – still technically married when he started dating Jessica back in May? All these questions, and so little answers!
But we do know that Eric – despite his current lack of a career besides being attached to a notorious football groupie – is pretty hot. Here are 5 other things we do know about the (currently free-floating) NFL star. More »
John Mayer Decides to Go Off-Script During Gala, How Could Anything Go Wrong? – During the Save the Music Foundation gala honoring Julie Andrews, John Legend, and himself, guess who decided he didn’t need a teleprompter? At least he didn’t mention his racist penis. (PopEater)
Who Cares If Taylor Swift Sings About Famous Men?
Taylor Swift‘s third album dropped today. And the 20-year-old’s spotless image may be going with it. Taylor has always dished on exes in her songs, but there are two big names used as subject matter this time. And today College Candy says that by writing songs about them Taylor Swift is no better than John Mayer or Kanye West.
Has she interrupted someone giving an award acceptance speech? No. So she’s not exactly like Kanye, is she?
And our friends at College Candy have forgotten that the modern music industry was built on the backs of broken relationships that led to excellent tunes. More »
Crush Links: The Situation Finds Someone To Defend His Package
The Situation‘s moaner from last week flew out to Los Angeles to watch him on Dancing With The Stars and defend the size of his package. And she’s clearly not enjoying the attention at all. (TMZ)
The Kardashians are dropping Khloe for their new show Kourtney and Kim Take New York. But Khloe says it was her choice – she wants to spend more time with her husband. (Khloe’s blog)
John Mayer explains why he quit Twitter. Mostly for obnoxious reasons. (USWeekly)
Apparently, Jake Gyllenhaal masturbates a lot in movies. (NYPost) More »
Crushable Party Report: No One Talks to John Mayer at LES Gallery Opening
Last night, our awesome intern Palmer Huff gave us the heads up that Tumblr/Twitter quitter John “My Dick is a White Supremacist” Mayer would be at the Reed Space on the Lower East Side, supporting the premiere solo exhibit of his “hired gun” tour photographer, Tim McGurr (aka 13thWitness). How could we pass up an opportunity to possibly get hit on by John Mayer?? (Hey, even if he’s sworn off women, we know he has a soft-spot for chatting up girls in bars about his dogs.)
But when we got to the show, we were in for an odd scene: More »
This Week’s Best of Crushable
Hey guys, missed out on some Crushable reading because of the long weekend? Don’t worry, we have your roundup right here!
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John Mayer Shuts Legs, Tumblr – Well we barely believed him when he said he was quitting blogging, so we certainly aren’t taking his word that his “white supremacist” dick is suddenly on hiatus. (via Betty Confidential)