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Crushable Party Report: No One Talks to John Mayer at LES Gallery Opening
Last night, our awesome intern Palmer Huff gave us the heads up that Tumblr/Twitter quitter John “My Dick is a White Supremacist” Mayer would be at the Reed Space on the Lower East Side, supporting the premiere solo exhibit of his “hired gun” tour photographer, Tim McGurr (aka 13thWitness). How could we pass up an opportunity to possibly get hit on by John Mayer?? (Hey, even if he’s sworn off women, we know he has a soft-spot for chatting up girls in bars about his dogs.)
But when we got to the show, we were in for an odd scene: More »
This Week’s Best of Crushable
Hey guys, missed out on some Crushable reading because of the long weekend? Don’t worry, we have your roundup right here!
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John Mayer Shuts Legs, Tumblr – Well we barely believed him when he said he was quitting blogging, so we certainly aren’t taking his word that his “white supremacist” dick is suddenly on hiatus. (via Betty Confidential)
John Mayer’s Metaphoric Retirement
Is John Mayer retiring? Or just taking a cue from Joaquin Phoenix? John posted this photo to his blog, with the caption: “A Self Portrait of The Artist Three Days Before His Metaphoric Retirement.” So what’s the deal? Does Mayer plan on taking up acting? More »
Quote Of The Day: John Mayer’s Tumblr Rant
John Mayer – who once hit on Robin Sparkles by showing her pictures of his wimpy dog – has launched a bitter rant against the HuffPo for speculating that he’s back together with ex Jennifer Aniston. He name-drops Silly Bandz, malt shoppes and strippers. More »
Naya Rivera Keyed Mark Salling’s Car In Jealous Rage
Mark Salling is in the doghouse. His equally hot Glee girlfriend Naya Rivera caught wind of him dating other girls, then keyed and egged his Lexus. Man, that’s harsh … but awesome. This is THE celebrity story of the week, if not the entire month of August. Ryan Murphy should seriously write this into the next episode. (Us Weekly)
It’s Splitsville for Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth. (People)
Macauley Culkin turns THIRTY today. Mentally, he’s 55, given how fast he had to grow up as a child actor in the harsh glow of the spotlight. (Dlisted)
Sometimes we think Natalie Portman is lacking in the style department – but these cargo shorts are super-cute. The shoes can go. (Popsugar)
Kellie Pickler would rather drink beer than eat. (Celebitchy)
Fresh out of rehab, Lindsay went to go get her driver’s license. (Popeater)
Jessica Simpson is the new Marilyn Monroe. (Radar)
Are John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston back together (again)? Quitting someone cold turkey is hard. (Allie Is Wired) More »
Crush Links: Jennifer Aniston’s New Movie Tanks At The Box Office
Jennifer Aniston‘s latest movie The Switch was a weekend box-office bomb, pulling in only $8.1 million. Meanwhile, Sylvester Stallone is No. 1 because our dad saw The Expendables nine times. (Us Weekly)
Introducing Josh Kloss, otherwise known as “the hot guy in the Katy Perry‘s new video.” (People)
Lindsay Lohan‘s lawyer is attempting to get the actress sprung from rehab early. Good luck with that, Shawn Chapman Holley. (Radar)
Is Jenny McCarthy‘s new boyfriend a Facebook jerk? (Popeater)
Vienna Girardi also has a new bf …. but no one’s interested in the photo exclusives she’s trying to sell. (Popeater)
Michelle Trachtenberg made a futile attempt to flirt with John Mayer. He didn’t even show her pictures of his dog. (Page Six)
Former High Society queen Tinsley Mortimer is writing a novel. (Gawker)
Wyclef Jean won’t give up his candidacy to be Haiti’s president. (OK!) More »
Gallery: John Mayer’s Famous ‘O Face’ Unleashed In Chicago
John Mayer – who tried to pick up Robin Sparkles by showing off pictures of his “wimpy” dog – displayed some serious trademark “John Mayer’s Guitar ‘O Face’”at a concert last night in Chicago. Some faces we’ve never seen before. Others we cannot even categorize. Presented, without commentary:
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5 Reasons Why Jessica Simpson Should Replace Ellen On ‘American Idol’
It’s a fact: Jessica Simpson is in talks with American Idol about joining the judges’ panel next season. She’s not going to replace Simon Cowell; she would, however, make a great replacement for Ellen DeGeneres, who is dead weight on a show being singlehandedly held together by the prodigious talents of Ryan Seacrest.
Here is why Jessica should replace Ellen:
1. Unofficial studies have shown that Idol fans really, really miss Paula Abdul. Paula, with her seal claps and glazed, medicated eyes,… More »
Celeb Tweetup: They’re Baaaack
Maybe it was Comic-Con, or maybe it was just a collective Hollywood vacay, but suddenly some of our oldest and dearest Twitter friends have returned from the ether and started writing again. Like Amanda Bynes’ retirement, we knew that this little foray away from their iPhone apps wouldn’t last, and we welcome them again with open arms. Yes, even you, John Mayer.
We were worried that Ian Somerhalder (@IanSomerhalder) got eaten by the Gulf spill, but he’s back campaigning another environmental… More »
John Mayer Performs At The ‘Today Show’: Look Ma, No Hands!
John Mayer played a free live concert for thousands of happy fans in Rockefeller Center in New York City this morning, but unlike his show earlier this week at Jones Beach on Long Island, he stuck to the music and didn’t dish out ice cream.
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(Photo by Andrew H. Walker/Getty Images)… More »
Celebrity Reporter-Moles Get Scoop (And So Much More)
Since the heady days when Paris Hilton was at the apex of her “career,” celebrity weeklies on the hunt for the biggest, most salacious scoops, began recruiting pretty, social climb-y young women to get them. How? By enlisting them as nightlife “freelance” reporters who hit the nightclubs, befriend celebs like Lance Bass for dirt on Justin Timberlake, and observe-and-report, ie, “So-and-so went to the bathroom X number of times. What’s up with that?”
These women get the goods – wind up… More »
Video: John Mayer’s Attempts At Web Comedy Continues With LeBron James Parody
If there is one area of humor that singer/comedian(?) John Mayer should stay away from, its definitely racial jokes. Last time he tried, he ended up using the n-word in Playboy, talking about how his dick was racist, and (in an unrelated incident), totally bombing during a New York comedy set where he riffed on Kumail Nanjiani’s name and Indian heritage. Ruh-roh!
You’d think that after all that bad press, John would stay far away from the comedy scene, as obviously… More »
25 Impossible Things Related To Pop Culture
In its August issue, a special edition dedicated to “The Impossible,” Esquire has deemed it “impossible for Lindsay Lohan to go away. She will get a role, she will make a movie, she will be good, and the world will love her again. This can’t not happen.” As an homage to their list of impossible things, we decided to spin the idea and tailor it to our site.
And so it is:
It is impossible to dislike Sandra Bullock.
It is impossible for… More »
Between The Lines: The Tabloid Saga Of Jessica Simpson
Many, many moons past there was a time when Jessica Simpson was a singer, or is that some odd dream fragment haunting our waking hours. No, no, she was definitely a singer, even had a double-platinum-selling album or two. There was that “Irresistible” song. But then Jess married Nick Lachey and wondered aloud if she was eating poultry
while munching on some Chicken of the Sea tuna fish, and, well, gosh. After that we collectively can recount in detail how she… More »
Help Us Decide Who To Invite To Our Fictional 4th Of July Party
Guys, we’re hosting an awesome star-studded (imaginary) 4th of July party and the guest list is getting really big so we need your help cutting it down. We’ll of course need a variety of characters to help round out the bash, but too many of the same types could also lead to monotony. So come along, and help us decide who should make the guest list and who should be forced to watch fireworks from the privacy of their own… More »
John Mayer Knows When You’re Taking A Photo Of Him
John Mayer, who is flirting with coming back to Twitter, has posted this photo on his Tumblr. Do you really think you can fool this guy into thinking you are not actually taking a photo of him? He’s on to you and he thinks you are not slick. Our own Robin Sparkles learned that the hard way. (Speaking of, do you have any photos of you with celebrities, even covert ones like this one? Send them to us at tips… More »
Last Night I Met John Mayer
Crushable contributor “Robin Sparkles” tells all about her encounter with the singer/songwriter/pickup artist:
I decided to go out with some friends last night, and we met John Mayer. Here’s how it went down: the bar around the corner was crowded so we walked into a different place on New York’s Lower East Side. They told us the club area downstairs was “closed for a private party,” but that we could have a drink at the bar upstairs. It was lively, and… More »
The 12 Celebrities You’ll See At a Summer Solstice Party
Today is June 21, which means it is the first day of summer. The Earth’s axial tilt is most inclined toward the sun, resulting in the longest day of the year and the shortest night. In olden times, the Celts would mark the solstice with bonfires and dancing; the Chinese honored Li, the Goddess Of Light.
Some peeps are still whooping it up for the Solstice, either at Stonehenge, Santa Barbara or at a splendid backyard cocktail party (thanks to awesome… More »
Crush Links: Lindsay Lohan Is Vindicated, No Booze In Her System
Remember when Lindsay’s SCRAM alert went off? The results are in, and she in fact tested negative for having alcohol in her system, post-MTV Movie Awards. (E! Online)
John Mayer is being fun again. He performed a spur-of-the-moment gig on the New York City streets. (People)
When he wasn’t doing THAT, he was presenting Taylor Swift with her gazillionth award. (AP)
Hayden Christensen and Rachel Bilson are taking a one-month “break” from their engagement to see how they feel about each other. It’s… More »
