Don’t get me wrong: I love me some Captain Jack. The first Pirates of the Caribbean movie was far better than it really had any right to be, given that it was based on an amusement park ride, and Johnny Depp’s Jack Sparrow was a major part of that success. But Sparrow isn’t the only awesome pirate out there; on the contrary, there are boatloads (‘scuz the terrible, terrible pun) who have done their time swinging from the mast. Here are some of our favorites.– get ready to buckle some swashes! More »
• Here’s what happens when you read The Hunger Games after casting decisions were announced, and you can’t think of anyone but Jennifer Lawrence for Katniss. (Lainey Gossip)
• The 12 pop songs to usher in the apocalypse on Saturday. (BuzzFeed)
• Move over, Kristin Chenoweth – Michelle Williams has been cast as Glinda the Good Witch in Disney’s Oz The Great and Powerful. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)
• Did you know that Johnny Depp modeled for H&M in 1999, and or that he’s been engaged four times? Find out eight more facts. (Betty Confidential)
• Jennifer Aniston has now been linked to Justin Theroux, but the only evidence of a “relationship” is that they spend a lot of time together when he visits LA from NY. Pics or it didn’t happen! (YourTango)
What’s Captain Jack Sparrow chic? It’s headscarves and vests and flowly tops. It’s lots of browns and big chains. It’s wanting to look just like Johnny Depp in Pirates of the Caribbean. And we’re calling it a trend. More »
So the Cannes Film Festival is the place to be. Beautiful weather, beautiful people, French stuff — what more could you want? Because it’s the next best thing to a plane ticket and a, well, a famous face, here’s a gallery of some of the Cannes celebs so far. More »
Kermit the Frog did red carpet commentary at the Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides premiere as promotion for the upcoming Muppets movie. Despite being a puppet, he was ten times more charismatic and funny than Giuliana Rancic. Among the awesome stuff in this video: Geoffrey Rush saying Kermit should have played a monkey in the movie, Keith Richards being himself, Kirstie Alley getting lip gloss on Kermit, Johnny Depp being nice and effacing about Kermit’s Jack Sparrow costume, and Kermit hitting on Vanessa Hudgens. More »
Apparently the only thing I’m writing about today is Jack Sparrow. Roll with me: It’s a piratical kind of day. Anyway, the oh-so-terribly-funny lads of The Lonely Island have teamed up with Michael Bolton– but they soon discover that strange things happen when Michael Bolton comes to the studio directly after having watched all three Pirates of the Caribbean movies. Want to know more? Just watch it. Trust me. More »
Things I did not know about Johnny Depp:
1) His distinctive sense of style was developed through the careful perfection of the “reach into the closet and wear whatever you grab” technique.
2) He used to use the name “Mr. Stench” as an alias during hotel stays, mostly because he enjoyed hearing the hotel staff say “This is your 6 o’clock wake-up call, Mr. Stench.” (Bonus if it’s in a foreign accent.)
3) He fears dancing.
4) His kids think Iron Man is cooler than Jack Sparrow. More »
Hey, everyone, it’s 4/20 — the giggliest day of the year! If this were high school, we’d probably wake and bake, then spend the rest of the day zoning out on Mr. Cho’s algebra lesson (whoooa, that “y” looks like a monster), but now that we’ve reached adulthood, we’re content to drink a cup of copy and stare at High Times Magazine. Check out this gallery of celebs who have appeared on the cover of the pot-themed publication.
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Sometimes even celebrities need a few words of inspiration. And sometimes they need them so badly they decide to tattoo these words directly onto their bodies. From “this too shall pass” to “the worth of the well is not known till it dries up” (in Gaelic, no less!), check out our gallery of celebrities who sport some inspirational ink. More »
There are so many different ways for guys to look attractive. They can be sporty, or preppy, or naked. And then there’s our current obsession, which we feel compelled to label “homeless hot.” These guys are all scruff and tattered clothing, and they always look like they could use a nap. You can tell that some of these dudes (Michael Pitt, Reeve Carney) put a lot of effort into looking homeless, while others (Mark Ruffalo, Matthew McConaughey) just naturally give off that vibe — probably because they don’t try very hard at all. Check out our gallery and let us know if we left anyone out. More »
Mermaids? Zombies? Penelope Cruz? Oh my! The new Pirates of the Caribbean trailer looks insane! After three installments, we thought we were done with this franchise, but this looks so delightfully weird that we may have to go see it. Also, it’s crazy how much Penelope’s character looks like the female Jack Sparrow. More »
The audio tape of Britney Spears getting beat up by her boyfriend is so obviously fake, according to her camp. Duh, everyone. That would never happen? (celebuzz)
Meanwhile, her ex Jason Alexander released more audio of Britney talking about getting beaten up. Which doesn’t really sound like her. (Radar)
Michael Cera is in a band. How emo. The actor played bass for the band Mister Heavenly this week and may join their West Coast tour. (Pitchfork)
Channing Tatum is joining Jonah Hill in the cast of 21 Jump Street. But there can be only one Johnny Depp! (HR)
Watch out Mexico. Madonna has opened a gym called Hard Candy Fitness. The slogan? “Harder Is Better.” (JustJared)
Ok. So this is why famous stars don’t usually date stage help. This week, Christina Aguilera‘s name got plastered all over the website of her new boyfriend Matt Rutler‘s band. (TMZ) More »
Johnny Depp Has Sense Of Humor About Pirates of The Caribbean- Besides calling normalcy “weird” in his latest interview, Johnny tells us a story about Michael Eisner hating his portrayal of Captain Jack Sparrow. Depp to lady at Disney: “But didn’t you know that all my characters are gay?” (Vanity Fair)
So Jane Pratt, the editor of the late 80s/early 90s teen zine Sassy, may be launching a similar-themed magazine with tween fashion blogger Tavi Gevinson. That is the best news we’ve heard all year for the magazine world, because the sardonic writing and awesome spreads in Sassy were one of the biggest influencing factors for all of us here at Crushable. They were Jezebel, pre-Jezebel, but without as much politics. They were Nylon, but with funnier copy. They were, essentially, who we wanted to be. And oh yeah, they had the most amazing covers that amazingly stand the test of time. We dare you to tell us otherwise. More »
Saying we have a style crush on Chloe Sevigny is like saying we have a regular crush on Johnny Depp: it’s so obvious as to be practically redundant. Yet at the same time, we see no reason to deprive you of photos of Chloe’s killer outfits when they’re just a few clicks of our eager fingertips away. So we’re yelling it from the rooftops: we’re in love with Miss Sevigny’s super rad ensembles and we don’t care if you already know that More »
Pop star Ke$ha pretty much embodies the definition of a dirty girl. She often looks like she is wearing something out of a very expensive dumpster when she appears at events. At the VMAs this year, she even showed up wearing a garbage bag dress. And she’s fine with people thinking she’s dirty. Ke$ha tells Vulture:
“I’m trying to look like a cross between Keith Richards and a hobo. But like a really ridiculously hot hobo. Or like a sexy pirate.”
One piece of advice to you, Ke$ha: Don’t try to beat Johnny Depp at his own game. More »
Pretty much everyone knows that Johnny Depp‘s lovable Jack Sparrow character in the Pirates Of The Caribbean franchise was based on Rolling Stone guitarist Keith Richards. But today we learned an awesome bit of information from Keith. He met Johnny Depp in the 80s, when the hearthrob was a friend of his son’s. And Keith just assumed he was a drug dealer. Why not? It was the 80s.
Also, his reaction when he found out Depp was a movie star is pretty amazing.
Things that we will be saying for the indefinite future: “Woah… Scissorhands.” More »
Johnny Depp drops in on an elementary school in pirate gear - A nine-year-old British girl with dreams of mutiny wrote Johnny for help overthrowing her teacher. And Captain Jack Sparrow dropped in with some good advice. Aw! (Reuters)