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Jay-Z And Beyoncé Would Like To Move To Brooklyn, If They Can Afford It
Sly comment on gentrification, or evidence Jay-Z has bumped his head and forgotten who he is and how much money he has? More »
Kevin Dillon Whines About Jane Lynch’s Funny Entourage Joke
Further proof that Kevin Dillon and Johnny Drama are basically the same person. More »
Twitter’s Fail Whale has its own account – With punchlines like #DealWithIt and #IDontMakeThisUp, the personification of overloaded Twitter sounds less like a happy whale held aloft by birds and more like a bro. (Twitter)
How Not to Get Laid: Bad Jokes
In college I dated a bassist for a metal band (which I stupidly let practice at my house every week), who once told me this joke: “What do you call a bassist without a girlfriend? Homeless.” Over time, I’ve realized you can basically insert any instrument and have that joke remain the same (except for the lead singer, those dudes are never homeless, and usually don’t have girlfriends because, d’uh, they are a lead singer in a band).
After last night… More »
Lindsay Lohan jokes about dad
I really got a kick out of Lindsay Lohan making a joke about her dad Michael Lohan while surrounded by paparazzi on Thursday while leaving Voyeur.
Lindsay, who usually makes a bee-line for the closest way to get away from the photographers, actually made a joke instead (45 seconds into the video):
“Why don’t you go find my dad and take his picture — he’s the one who wants his picture taken,” Lindsay says.
Getting a kick out of her own joke,… More »