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Jon Gosselin Officially Has No Future As A Reality Star: He DJed A Middle School Prom
Although Jon Gosselin claims he was just helping his girlfriend DJ this middle school dance, we’re not fooled: He doesn’t have anything else going for him. The photos say it all. More »
No One Wants To Date Kate Gosselin Because She’s Kate Gosselin
Remember Kate Gosselin, the TLC reality star turned chainsaw-haired diva? Someone accidentally told her she was allowed to come back on TV and torture us with her sorrows. More »
Former Jon & Kate Plus 8 Editor William Blankinship Arrested On Child Pornography Charges
Oh, come on, world. Isn’t there ever any good news anymore? Like, “all new puppies born even cuter.” What about neutral news? “Avocados continue to exist.” There’s certainly bad news — and a bit of it is that a former editor employed by the exploitative reality show Jon & Kate Plus 8 was arrested for possessing child pornography. More »
Video Gallery: Kate Gosselin’s Best WTF Moments from TLC’s (Jon and) Kate Plus 8
Tonight we finally say goodbye to the Gosselins, as Kate Plus 8 (formerly known as Jon and Kate Plus 8) has its series finale. Although Jon Gosselin proved himself to be a douchebag by cheating, we’ll never see Kate Gosselin as a victim thanks to the hours of shrill, neurotic footage that TLC has collected of her. Whether she’s going all evil clean-freak mother on her poor kids or slapping Jon during confessionals, Kate certainly made her mark on reality TV. More »
Kate Major Tells Crushable She Isn’t Going to Rehab and Still Hates Kim G.
Michael Lohan and Kate Major may no longer be dating, but thanks to reality TV timelines, we’re still stuck in the middle of their break-up. On Sunday night’s episode of Celebrity Rehab, Kate and Michael had an explosive fight about a paparazzi photograph of Michael kissing Real Housewives of New Jersey hanger-on Kim G. Michael said it was a publicity photo, but on Tuesday, Kim helpfully posted a video explaining that the kiss was real, and taunting Kate that she and Michael are now an item.
But Kate wasn’t ready to let that lie. She gave Crushable a call yesterday to clarify her feelings about Kim G., and how her career as a celebrity reporter did not prepare her for being in the spotlight. More »
What If Your Favorite Reality TV Multiple Families Were Actually Kittens?
When they said that Octomom popped out a litter, they weren’t kidding! Meet our new obsession: KittenFaces, a site/heavensent gift that will Photoshop kitten faces onto whatever picture you upload. It’s actually surprisingly easy to envision the Gosselins, Duggars, and other humongous TV families as cuddly little furballs. But because this is reality TV, they’re not declawed. More »
Crushable Quotable: Jon Gosselin’s Ex Hailey Glassman Says She’s Writing a Book
Hailey Glassman, best known for being the girl Jon Gosselin dated immediately after his split from Kate Gosselin, is doing her damndest to try and stay in the public eye. In a new interview with Imperfect Woman, Hailey said she’s launching her own PR firm, the aptly titled Hailey Glassman PR & Events. Though the firm doesn’t exist yet, she insists it will “soon.” Another thing she swears is in the pipeline? A book. More »
Crush Links: Macaulay Culkin Steps Out With Porn Star
• Macaulay Culkin is with the world’s most bushy-eyebrow porn star. (The Sun)
• Beyonce will star in a remake of A Star Is Born…directed by none other than Clint Eastwood. (Deadline)
• George Clooney can make even malaria look attractive. (Huffington Post) More »
Video: Kate Gosselin Makes Sarah Palin Look Positively Presidential
Kate Gosselin and Sarah Palin have been teaming up the past two weeks on TLC, with the Gosselin family (minus Jon) stopping by Sarah Palin’s Alaska. It was almost fun and games. Until Kate met the outdoors. And brought some of her characteristic annoyingness to the innocuous activity of camping. It’s all well and good that Kate isn’t much of a camper, but in the following clip, she basically curtails any fun that her kids are having and forces them back into civilization. More »
Jon Gosselin Now Cold-Calling Frats For ‘Green’ Property Management
What happens to someone after they’ve dropped from the reality show radar? John Gosselin answered that question at UPenn today when he showed up on campus making cold-calls to fraternities in an effort to drum up support for some property management initiative.
Under the Button (run by our former intern and current contributor Hillary Reinsberg) got the scoop: More »
Gosselin Kids May Be Legally Too Young to Be Pimped Out to Media - It must really suck to find out that on top of your being the worst in the world, they willingly sold you into television slavery before you were old enough to get work visas. Now those “+8″ tykes must know what kids during the industrial revolution felt like. (via Huffington Post)
Jon Gosselin’s Tattoo Fail – So you know how Jon Gosselin recently got a gigantic dragon tattoo on his back, with the names of all his children and his current girlfriend Ellen Ross written in Korean? That’s all fine and good, except he spelled Ellen’s name wrong, with symbols standing for the male name “Aron,” according to Life & Style. (via Radar)
Help Us Decide Who To Invite To Our Fictional 4th Of July Party
Guys, we’re hosting an awesome star-studded (imaginary) 4th of July party and the guest list is getting really big so we need your help cutting it down. We’ll of course need a variety of characters to help round out the bash, but too many of the same types could also lead to monotony. So come along, and help us decide who should make the guest list and who should be forced to watch fireworks from the privacy of their own… More »
Crush Links: Heidi Moves Out, Starts New Reality Show
Looks like Heidi Montag is continuing with the breakup story that came out yesterday — her rep confirms that she’s moved out of the home she shares with Spencer Pratt. (Page Six)
But don’t worry, she’s now moving in with friend Jen Bunney, who says they’ll be shooting a reality TV show together this summer. So is the breakup just part of the narrative? (Radar Online)
Ke$ha has been compared to Lady Gaga before, but now they have something else in common:… More »
10 Stars We’d Like To See On ‘Celebrity Rehab’
As we head towards a fourth season of Celebrity Rehab on MTV, Dr. Drew has started to collect “patients.” The latest announcements have been bisexual Internet and reality star Tila Tequila and, revealed today, Jason Wahler, Lauren Conrad’s ex-boyfriend who was featured on another MTV show, The Hills.
So who will be next? Here is a list of 10 stars who we think could use Dr. Drew’s advice, and who we’d love to see get it. Or, just some D-list stars… More »
Crush Links: Charlize Theron Walks Out of ‘Iron Man 2′
Charlize Theron bailed in the middle of Iron Man 2. Did the drawn-out fight scenes bore her? (Perez Hilton)
John Travolta and Kelly Preston are expecting another child. (People)
Naked Magruber! View at your own risk. (WWTDD)
The Olsens sell their West Village bachelorette pad. (New York Post)
Catherine Hardwicke, who directed the first Twilight film, warned the Ashley Greene and Kellan Lutz could possibly be replaced for demanding more money for Breaking Dawn. (People)
Lady Gaga wants to intern as a hat maker. Hey,… More »
Jon Gosselin’s Latest Stunt: ‘Reading’ Kate’s Book
Jon Gosselin is a smart guy. He knows that when the tabs haven’t reported on something stupid he’s done in the past few days, his adoring public might start to forget who he is. We’ve come across his checklist to get back on the gossip rags’ radar:
1. Call paps, tell them to bring video camera
2. Let cameras follow me to bookstore
3. Find Kate’s latest book
4. Hold book up in front of camera so they can see the cover, pretend to… More »
Jon And Kate Act A Little Less Horrific To Each Other…For Now
Well even terrible people have good days: Like the way Jon Gosselin will supposedly dropped his case for custody and child support against ex-wife Kate after alleging that she was an “absentee” mother to their eight children while working on Dancing With The Stars. Now the two only have to hash out their remaining alimony/divorce/whatever payments while Kate seems to be the only one pulling in a steady paycheck and working to develop her own spin-off program. If we know… More »
That explains it — Breaking! A former girlfriend of Jon Gosselin claims Kate Gosselin hasn’t had sex since January 2009, since that’s when she and Jon stopped being intimate. Great, now we’re just imagining Jon and Kate getting intimate. Gross. (via Life & Style magazine)
Jon Gosselin’s Hair Choices Are Not As Good As Kate’s – We’re not sure if it’s premature balding or a premature mid-life crisis, but either way Jon Gosselin‘s decision to get a faux-hawk for his 33rd birthday was…shall we say…ill-advised?
