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You Need To Buy Cards Against Humanity — Like Apples To Apples, But With More Pop Culture And Dead Baby Jokes
Do you know how to play the popular college-dorm game Apples to Apples? Have you found that comparing global warming to the adjective “patriotic” gives you only a small chuckle, and what you really want to do is make dead baby jokes, say nasty things about celebrities, and poke fun at cute little animals? Then I’ve got the game for you, you sick f–k. More »
Amazing Tumblr Watch The Cradle Combines Kanye West And Jay-Z Lyrics With Babies
Babies make everything better, don’t they? I haven’t particularly been looking forward to Jay-Z and Kanye West‘s collaboration album/tour Watch the Throne, but thanks to the new Tumblr Watch the Cradle, I now know plenty of their lyrics. More »
The Daily WTF: Kanye’d By The Bell
The Tumblr Kanye’d By the Bell combines Saved By the Bell stills with Kanye West lyrics, filling yet another cultural void with meaningful and necessary content. Not that I’m complaining — I’ll take any excuse I can get to see images of the inimitable Lisa Turtle. Such as this one: More »
Jay-Z And Kanye West Are Being Sued For Using An Uncleared Sample
Jay Z and Kanye West‘s collaborative album Watch The Throne may contain many creative boasts about how much money they have, but they apparently couldn’t spare any for soul singer Syl Johnson, who is suing them for sampling a song of his without credit or payment. More »
Parting Tweet: Russell Simmons Says Kanye West Is Tolerant Of Plebeians
As an addendum to this post about Kanye West‘s trip down to Occupy Wall Street to visit with the protesting masses, here’s what Russell Simmons tweeted about the occasion. Kanye was tolerant of the crowd! The 1% has deigned to lower itself into the streets of the plebeians, and it is willing to tolerate them. More »
Video: Kanye West Keeps His Mouth Shut At Occupy Wall Street
This was probably for the best, considering his track record with “talking.” More »
Kanye West Made An Appearance At Occupy Wall Street
Despite the fact that he’s a multi-millionaire rapper and obviously part of the 1%, Kanye West decided to stop by the Occupy Wall Street protest today. More »
Gallery: Kanye West Debuts DW At Paris Fashion Week
Kanye West premiered his brand new clothing line called DW at Paris Fashion Week – ooh la la! The clothes were monochromatic and minimalist and the celebrities were there en masse. Check out some photos from the event. More »
Meme Alert: Tumblr Mocks Justin Bieber’s VMAs Thank-You Speech
Justin Bieber certainly stood out at Sunday’s VMAs, but probably not in the ways he meant to: He made immature jokes about his pet snake Johnson, had an awkward kiss with girlfriend Selena Gomez, and then was blank-faced for the entire show. Oh, except for when he won, and gave a strange thank-you speech: I just wanna say thank you so much not only to God but to Jesus. More »
Gallery: The 10 Best Celebrity Reaction Shots from the MTV VMAs
This year’s Video Music Awards had no host — unless you count Jesse J singing nominees’ songs into commercial breaks – but what it lacked in one unifying star, it made up for in a bevy of amazing facial expressions. Most of the best reaction shots came from attendees trying to understand Lady Gaga‘s Grease-inspired performance as Jo Calderone, but there was also the incredibly sweet, unexpected moment where Beyonce bared her baby bump and husband Jay-Z went crazy. In-between, we also had some great WTF faces from Dave Grohl, Katy Perry, and Britney Spears. More »
Gallery: Celebs vs. the Paparazzi
Not being famous, perhaps I wouldn’t know this, but to my way of thinking, the absolute worst thing about being famous has got to be dealing with the paparazzi. Sure, when you live a public life, photographers are always going to be an issue, but I still feel bad for actors, musicians, artists, etc. who get hounded all the time for no other reason than that they happen to make a living in the entertainment industry. But celebs aren’t always victims; occasionally, they fight back! Sometimes the attacks more warranted than others, but either way, they make for interesting tabloid fodder. Actually, here’s a question for you: If a celeb is busy attacking a photographer snapping pictures of the celebrity’s everyday life, what does that make the photographer who’s snapping pictures of the incident? Food for thought… More »
Your New Favorite Tumblr: Kanye with White People
Welcome to your new favorite Tumblr, “Kanye with White People.” It’s exactly what it sounds like: Kanye West posing with the whitest, most awkward white folk on the planet. Kind of ruining your cred here, Mr. West. Check it out: More »
Gallery: Celebs in Canadian Tuxedos for Canada Day
Here’s a stupid joke I wrote once: “A Canadian birthday suit means wearing no denim at all.” Are you laughing so insanely hard now? So, today is a holiday called Canada Day, and in honor of that, we’ve put together a gallery of celebrities rocking denim on denim. Eh!, or something. More »
Guys Mary Kate Olsen Has Allegedly Made Out with in Ascending Order of Hotness
Not only does Mary Kate Olsen have wacky taste in clothes, she has wacky taste in makeout partners. Sorry, I mean “alleged makeout partners.” Here are the people she supposedly sucked face with in ascending order of hotness. More »
Crush Links: Pete Doherty Is in the Slammer
• Kanye West and Naomi Campbell presented together at an amfAR event, and amazingly, the world didn’t explode. (Lainey Gossip)
• Troubled rocker Pete Doherty pled guilty to possession of cocaine and will serve six months in prison. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)
• How to get Pippa Middleton‘s hot ass, and make girls jealous when their boyfriends check you out. (That’s Fit)
• Yay for classic Disney Channel Original Movies like Wish Upon A Star and Zenon Girl of the 21st Century! (College Candy)
• Where’s Lily Allen spending her honeymoon? In a tent at the Glastonbury musical festival, that’s where. Celebs, they really are just like us! (YourTango)
Style Crush: Captain Jack Sparrow Chic
What’s Captain Jack Sparrow chic? It’s headscarves and vests and flowly tops. It’s lots of browns and big chains. It’s wanting to look just like Johnny Depp in Pirates of the Caribbean. And we’re calling it a trend. More »
Crush Links: The Family Who Tattoos Together, Stays Together?
• Now we know what inspired Miley Cyrus‘ dreamcatcher tattoo: Mom Tish‘s angel wing back tat. Both of them showed off their body art while sunbathing last week. (BuzzFeed)
• Jesse James “really loves” Kat Von D for reaching out to him while everyone thought he was “toxic” — he says it’s no surprise, then, that they’re now engaged. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)
• Find out why Disney princesses never make eye contact with one another. (Mommyish)
• After surgery for an unspecified condition, Aretha Franklin has dropped 85 pounds thanks to replacing pig’s feet with fruit salads. (That’s Fit)
• Yearning for celebrity scandal? During this dry period, reminisce on Kanye West, Britney Spears, John Mayer, and other A-listers who went off the deep end. (College Candy)
Gallery: All of Hollywood Was at Cannes
So the Cannes Film Festival is the place to be. Beautiful weather, beautiful people, French stuff — what more could you want? Because it’s the next best thing to a plane ticket and a, well, a famous face, here’s a gallery of some of the Cannes celebs so far. More »
8 Suggestions For Who Lady Gaga Should Date Next
Lady Gaga announced in an interview that she and boyfriend Luc Carl have broken up and that she “hasn’t been on any dates in awhile.” Who could possibly be man (or woman) enough for Our Lady of No Pants? Allow us to offer a few humble suggestions. More »
President Obama and Osama bin Laden Meme Roundup
Trust the Internet to make a bevy of (great) visual jokes about Osama bin Laden‘s death last night, and how badass President Obama looks as a result. Four years ago, Fox News broadcasters were mixing up their names; now, no one will make that mistake again. (Except Fox News.) We’ve found the best memes that have sprung out of America’s momentary triumph over terrorism. More »
