Forget snorkeling or exploring Jamaica—the highlights of this cruise are crafting with Kate Gosselin and taking a “personal” photo with her! Easily worth $2,000, right? More »
Oh, come on, world. Isn’t there ever any good news anymore? Like, “all new puppies born even cuter.” What about neutral news? “Avocados continue to exist.” There’s certainly bad news — and a bit of it is that a former editor employed by the exploitative reality show Jon & Kate Plus 8 was arrested for possessing child pornography. More »
Comedienne Beth Crosby (known on YouTube as Crosbylicious) has played all manner of famewhores, from Kate Gosselin to Hailey Glassman. But now, she takes on her most challenging role: Courtney Stodden, in all her eye-rolling, lip-licking glory! More »
Tonight we finally say goodbye to the Gosselins, as Kate Plus 8 (formerly known as Jon and Kate Plus 8) has its series finale. Although Jon Gosselin proved himself to be a douchebag by cheating, we’ll never see Kate Gosselin as a victim thanks to the hours of shrill, neurotic footage that TLC has collected of her. Whether she’s going all evil clean-freak mother on her poor kids or slapping Jon during confessionals, Kate certainly made her mark on reality TV. More »
Everyone in this amazing video from Kate Plus 8 is miscast. More »
In a long-overdue move earlier this week, TLC finally axed Kate Plus 8, and the world rejoiced. But you know who’s probably not rejoicing? Kate Gosselin. Tragedy! However will she take care of her massive ego– er, I mean, her massive brood of children– now? Obviously, it’s time to find a new career. But what should she do next? Well, Kate, we’ve got some ideas for you. Care to take a look? More »
When they said that Octomom popped out a litter, they weren’t kidding! Meet our new obsession: KittenFaces, a site/heavensent gift that will Photoshop kitten faces onto whatever picture you upload. It’s actually surprisingly easy to envision the Gosselins, Duggars, and other humongous TV families as cuddly little furballs. But because this is reality TV, they’re not declawed. More »
Next week is the season finale of Dancing with the Stars. That means it’s time for freestyle dances, where contestants get to take a break from show-required sambas and waltzes and cut loose with a dance that expresses their personality. But why focus on good dances? Some of Dancing‘s best watercooler moments have been the insane, WTF-filled dances where celebrities try to show off and fail miserably in the process. Moments like these, to be specific. More »
Did you see it? The Kentucky Derby? A horse named Animal Kingdom beat a bunch of other horses also named weird things. But forget the two minutes of racing, we all the the Derby’s really about the hats. Eat your heart out, royal family! More »
Hailey Glassman, best known for being the girl Jon Gosselin dated immediately after his split from Kate Gosselin, is doing her damndest to try and stay in the public eye. In a new interview with Imperfect Woman, Hailey said she’s launching her own PR firm, the aptly titled Hailey Glassman PR & Events. Though the firm doesn’t exist yet, she insists it will “soon.” Another thing she swears is in the pipeline? A book. More »
Breaking celebrity news of the day: Britney Spears’ ex-bodyguard– the one who is currently suing her for sexual harassment– is now claiming that she sent him naked pictures of herself in an attempt to seduce him. We haven’t heard Britney’s side of the story yet, so the claim may or may not be true; whatever the case, though, Britney is far from the only celeb to have had some sort of sexual to-do involving her bodyguard, and it makes me wonder: Where the hell does this thing for bodyguards come from? More »
Kate Gosselin and Sarah Palin have been teaming up the past two weeks on TLC, with the Gosselin family (minus Jon) stopping by Sarah Palin’s Alaska. It was almost fun and games. Until Kate met the outdoors. And brought some of her characteristic annoyingness to the innocuous activity of camping. It’s all well and good that Kate isn’t much of a camper, but in the following clip, she basically curtails any fun that her kids are having and forces them back into civilization. More »
Dancing With the Stars: The Ultimate ‘Get Over Him’ Move? – From Kate Gosselin to Bristol Palin, here are 9 celebs who have used ABC’s dance show to tell the world “We don’t care about our humiliating breakups!” (via YourTango)
Kate Gosselin Taking Kids Up to Alaska to Chill With Sarah Palin - Oh fer gosh sake. This is going to turn into some Thelma and Louise thing, isn’t it? (via InTouch)
Gosselin Kids May Be Legally Too Young to Be Pimped Out to Media - It must really suck to find out that on top of your being the worst in the world, they willingly sold you into television slavery before you were old enough to get work visas. Now those “+8″ tykes must know what kids during the industrial revolution felt like. (via Huffington Post)
So Jake Pavelka — the most hated man in America! — and Vienna Girardi taped an “emotionally charged confrontation” after their breakup. Contrary to reports, it did not get violent. (People)
Contrary to OTHER reports, Jake also says he is not gay. (Radar)
Jason Bateman gets booed for cutting in line to get a new iPhone. (Us Weekly)
Orlando Bloom can’t hide his engagement glow. (Popsugar)
Life after Michael Jackson: In the year since it’s death, his legacy — and problems — live on…. More »
Speidi had us fooled for a hot second. The pair reportedly fabricated their marital separation to get press, and now they’re having a good laugh about it. (Us Weekly)
And here’s a bearded Spencer — sans Heidi — looking very Into The Wild. (Popeater)
Kevin Costner is on a roll these days! He has a machine that can allegedly help fix the oil spill. He also welcomed his seventh child, a girl named Grace, on Wednesday. (People)
George Clooney’s girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis didn’t… More »
Honestly, our favorite Kate Gosselin dance video was the Jimmy Fallon parody, but last night’s finale of Dancing With The Stars comes a close second. The judges had Kate back on the stage and not only did she redo her terrible ‘Paparazzi’ routine, but she added a bonus ‘I Will Survive’ number into her choreographed train wreck. You watching, Jon??
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Ellen DeGeneres creates a record label called eleveneleven, signs boy wonder Greyson Chance. She even got Madonna’s super-manager Guy Oseary to manage him. This is real. (Just Jared)
Bristol Palin says Levi Johnston is a stranger to her and her mom should run for prez. (People)
Jesse James on that incriminating Nazi photo: “There’s not a racist bone in my body.” Hmmm. (DListed)
Tom Cruise opens up about his estranged father, whom he forgave after Risky Business. (Popeater)
Gwyneth Paltrow takes the plunge in… More »