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Tom and Katie Christmas card, Jodie Foster is *almost* gay, Sex and the City movie trailer, Brad Pitt has a small peen? and more

Tom and Katie Christmas card, Jodie Foster is *almost* gay, Sex and the City movie trailer, Brad Pitt has a small peen? and more

Gosh, I love that picture. Well, howdy Snarky fans! How are you today? Are you sick of Christmas music yet? Because I kind of am. Actually, I’m sick of KIDS Christmas music, which in our house consists of Alvin and the Chipmunks, Princess Ariel singing Jingle Bells, and some wacky Gingerbread Man thing we picked up at the dollar store. Also, we got the tree put last night, and I must say it looks mahvelous – no beetles so far…. More »

Is Katie Homes pregnant? I think so – and here’s proof

Is Katie Homes pregnant? I think so - and here's proof

Well, this weekend I learned how to use the Google on the Internet Machine, crushable.com fans! And I *think* I found Tom and Katie’s baby registry, created on September 27. Looks like they’re having a boy from the items they requested, such as:

Baby Boy Welcome Set – $125

Blue Moses Basket

So what do you think? Is she pregnant?… More »

Katie Holmes is too tall, okay?

Katie Holmes is too tall, okay?

If you have to practically pop out your spine in order to hold your toddler’s hand, then maybe the Fuc* Me pumps you’re wearing should be traded in for a pair of sensible flats. Or at least some kitten heels.

Plus, I don’t think that Der Fuhrer Tom C. appreciates that your scary woman pillows are being tossed around so carelessly, Kate. Those are for procreational purposes ONLY – remember the contract?

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