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[UPDATE] Tucker Max Proves You Can Pay Celebrities To Tweet Whatever You Want
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Up until just a few minutes ago, I had nothing positive to say about Tucker Max. He’s misogynistic asshole who’s gotten famous by being a giant dick. However, for the first time ever his douchebaggery did something positive. His Sponsored Tweets book marketing campaign hilariously exposed just how fake celeb’s sponsored tweets really are as well as the lengths they’ll go to make money. More »
Kris Humphries Has Kardashian Secrets To Spill
It’s official. The Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries divorce headlines have lasted longer than their marriage! In today’s Krisardashian news, Kim wants her divorce heard by a private mediator so nothing leaks out to the public. Kris, on the other hand, is trying to get his pre-nup and its accompanying confidentiality clause thrown out by a judge. More »
Kim Kardashian’s Trespasser Thought He Was There For An Interview
It’s always a good idea to confirm a job interview the day before your appointment. You can make sure you have the right time and address, and remind your potential employer you’ll be dropping by. This step could have really helped the guy who showed up on Kim Kardashian’s doorstep this Sunday night. More »
Crushable Quotable: Jennifer Lawrence Compares Kim Kardashian’s Divorce To The Hunger Games
“That’s such a heartbreaking, terrible thing to happen to anybody,” Jennifer Lawrence says of Kim Kardashian‘s divorce, “and we tune in and watch it.” More »
Life Lessons From Kim Kardashian: Get Rid Of Your Husband Before The New Season
This season of Kourtney And Kim Take New York has been a diagram of the downfall of Kim Kardashian‘s 72 day long marriage. After a lavish wedding that cost a reported $10 million, the couple spent about the length of a reality show season together. And they let cameras film most of their time together. The result is a weirdly crumbling catastrophe that the world has watched (or revolted against). And last night, we got to see their final moments together on camera.
And watching Kim Kardashian orchestrate the dissolution of her marriage without cluing in her husband Kris Humphries was truly impressive to watch. Needless to say, Kris will NOT be returning for the next season.
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Kim Kardashian Thought Cher Was Dead
I guess Kim Kardashian’s mother never taught her not to spread rumors, especially when over twelve million people are listening in. Last night Kim shared her concern over the possible demise of Cher on Twitter, tweeting, “Did I just hear Cher has passed away? Is this real? OMG.” More »
Snoop Dogg Warns Kris Humphries That Kim Kardashian Is A ‘Cold-Blooded’ Cheater
Who knew that Snoop Dogg resented Kim Kardashian so much! His new “advice” video berates Kris Humphries for trying to “wife that bitch” and claims that Kim cheated on exes Reggie Bush and Ray J. More »
Life Lessons From Kim Kardashian: Don’t Blame Your Divorce On Psychic John Edwards
Last night on Kourtney And Kim Take New York, Kim Kardashian continued to stress out about her marriage to Kris Humphries without actually doing anything to fix it. Or rather, she came up with an escape hatch while he wasn’t looking.
She called up medium John Edwards and used their meeting as a means to ask for a divorce. All while an unsuspecting Kris Humphries hung out with his sister in New York. More »
Kim Kardashian Thinks Her Doppelgänger Ruined Her Reputation But It’s Really The Other Way Around
If Kim Kardashian isn’t making a fuss, throwing around accusations and being a completely conniving asshole then you can be certain that hell has frozen over. But that day has yet to come. More »
Photo Proof That Kim Kardashian’s Conversation With Kris Jenner In Dubai Was Staged
We’re led to believe that this conversation between Kim Kardashian and Kris Jenner took place in Dubai in October, but they actually shot it in December. Reality Tea has the photo proof, thanks to Kim’s distinctive tuxedo top. More »
Breaking News: Khloe Isn’t Exactly A Kardashian
Perhaps it’s not breaking news because anyone who’s even remotely aware of the Kardashians can attest to the fact that Khloe is really the best sister. For one, she doesn’t sound like an idiot when she talks which means she definitely has some brains, and have you noticed her body next to the other two? She’s this curvy Amazon woman who easily has a good four inches on Kim and Kourtney. She also seems to be far more compassionate than your average Kardashian. More »
Amber Rose Promotes Her New Single ‘Fame’ By Calling Kim Kardashian A ‘Homewrecker’
Interestingly, Amber Rose used the hashtag #FAME to talk about calling Kim Kardashian a homewrecker for having an affair with Amber’s ex Kanye West… and to promote her new single “Fame.” Think the two could be linked? More »
Kim Kardashian To Be Replaced By A Dog In Super Bowl Skechers Commercial
I’ve been saying for quite some time that a trained dog could do the Kim Kardashians‘s job, and now one is. And not even a smart kind of dog. A slow-witted, inbred kind with hip problems. More »
Life Lessons From Kourtney And Kim Kardashian: How NOT To Out Your Gay Friend
This season of Kourtney And Kim Take New York is turning out to be a playbook on how NOT to live your life in New York. The Kardashians have always gotten a lot of criticism for doing little to nothing to become famous, and now that Kim Kardashian has filed for divorce just 72 days after marrying Kris Humphries, hordes of people are annoyed that the Kardashians continue to earn money from their shows and products and there are petitions going around to get the Kardashians off the airwaves.
But we watch Kourtney And Kim Take New York so you don’t have to. And because the schadenfreude of watching their fake marriage unravel is pretty tantalizing. On last night’s episode, Kim and her husband Kris tried desperately to out Kim’s friend Jonathan Cheban, despite the fact that he was visibly uncomfortable every time they discussed his sexuality and clearly did not want to discuss the issue. More »
Let’s Decode Kim Kardashian’s New Year’s Resolution
Today your twitter feed is probably exploding with your friends’ New Year’s resolutions. New Year’s resolutions normally run the gamut from the health conscious (eat better) to social conscious (volunteer more) to oddly specific (finish 42,111 words of my country-western thriller). Kim Kardashian, always there to give us something to talk about, tweeted her goal for the new year, “I wanna be more simple in 2012.”
With that resolution coming it at only thirty characters, Kim had more than enough space… More »
Celebrity Lookalikes: Michael Musto Takes On 2011′s Biggest Gossip Magnets
It’s that time again! Time for The Village Voice‘s Michael Musto to dress up like the year’s most notorious fameballs and mug for the camera, that is. This year, the perpetually cheeky scribe has taken on Kim Kardashian, Michele Bachmann, Charlie Sheen, and several others in a gentle satire of the year’s headlines. See all of them, after the jump. More »
Surprise: Kardashian Produkts Are Made In Chinese Sweat Shops
When Charles Kernaghan, the executive director of the Institute for Global Labour and Human Rights, said “The Kardashians are in bed with some pretty bad people,” he wasn’t talking about Scott Disick. More »
Here’s That Kardashian Christmas Card You Didn’t Ask For
Merry Christmas, from a Dentyne Ice ad. More »
It’s Official-Kim Kardashian Has Bad Manners
It’s award season, and a lot of nominations for high profile film awards have gotten released this week, including the Golden Globes. But we can’t forget about the lesser known accolades so let’s all congratulate Kim Kardashian, Most Ill-Mannered Person of 2011.
Kim has been given this lofty title by the National League of Junior Cotillions, who were kind enough to explain their choice saying it was, “making a private matter public and disrespecting the institution of marriage,” that got… More »