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Saturday Night Live Forgot To Give Lindsay Lohan Lines For Her Saturday Night Live Comeback

Saturday Night Live  Forgot To Give Lindsay Lohan Lines For Her Saturday Night Live Comeback

I barely slept this week in anticipation for Lindsay’s Lohan’s big Saturday Night Live comeback. Mostly because every time I closed my eyes, her pillow face showed up in my head and I proceeded to have dreams about the Michelin Man changing places with Jamie Lee Curtis on the set of an Activia commercial. More »

Lindsay Lohan’s Plan To Sing Her Opening Monologue Is A Terrible Idea

Lindsay Lohan's Plan To Sing Her Opening Monologue Is A Terrible Idea

Tonight Lindsay Lohan is hosting Saturday Night Live, and for better or worse her performance should draw in a lot of curious viewers. Now it’s being reported those viewers will be treated to a special vocal performance instead of a straight opening monologue. More »

LiLo’s Suffering From A Raging Case Of Pillow Face

LiLo's Suffering From A Raging Case Of Pillow Face

Watching the constant transformation of Lindsay Lohan’s face impresses me almost as much as the fact she played BOTH twins in The Parent Trap. More »

Lindsay Lohan Might Want To Reconsider Her SNL Hosting Plan

Lindsay Lohan Might Want To Reconsider Her SNL Hosting Plan

Lindsay Lohan’s attempting an acting comeback this weekend by hosting Saturday Night Live. The starlet, best known at this point for being unlucky enough to be born to the worst parents alive, wants to reestablish herself as a serious thespian and thinks making fun of herself on SNL’s the best way to do it.
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Video: Taiwanese Animation Predicts What The Lindsay Lohan ‘E! True Hollywood Story’ Has In Store For Us

Video: Taiwanese Animation Predicts What The Lindsay Lohan 'E! True Hollywood Story' Has In Store For Us

As you may know, a very LiLo E! True Hollywood Story is airing tonight at 8pm, and it has the potential to be quite scintillating. Let’s make some predictions for tonight’s program with the help of some charming Taiwanese animation clips about her. More »

Once Courtney Stodden Dresses Like Marilyn Monroe, You Know The Trend Has To Die

Once Courtney Stodden Dresses Like Marilyn Monroe, You Know The Trend Has To Die

With Lindsay Lohan‘s countless identical photo shoots, a Marilyn musical, and now Courtney Stodden channeling her, can celebrities please stop dressing up like Marilyn Monroe? More »

Does Whitney Houston’s Death Mean I Have To Stop Making Fun Of Lindsay Lohan?

Does Whitney Houston's Death Mean I Have To Stop Making Fun Of Lindsay Lohan?

Making fun of drug-addicted celebrities comes easily for a celebrity blogger. The jokes seem to write themselves most days as we sit around laughing about barefoot feet in the middle of winter, publicized breakdowns, embarrassing falls and passed out photos. More »

You Have Three Weeks Until The End Of The World. With Whom Do You Want To Spend It?

You Have Three Weeks Until The End Of The World. With Whom Do You Want To Spend It?

In a fantasy world, you might want to be stranded on a deserted island with your favorite celebrity. But if it came down to the end of the world and you had to spend it with one person, who would it be? More »

OMG: What Did Lindsay Lohan Do To Her Face?

OMG: What Did Lindsay Lohan Do To Her Face?

I can’t remember the last time I saw a photo of Lindsay Lohan and thought to myself, “wow, she looks really beautiful, raidant, drug-free and healthy!” Instead it’s more like “gah!” or “eeek” or “why is Dina Lohan photobombing her own daughter?”  Sadly, today is no exception to that rule. More »

A Letter From 11-Year-Old Lindsay Lohan To 25-Year-Old Lindsay Lohan

A Letter From 11-Year-Old Lindsay Lohan To 25-Year-Old Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay, you need to get it together for the sake us! Do you understand me, young lady? More »

Lindsay Lohan Might Play Elizabeth Taylor In A Lifetime Movie

Lindsay Lohan Might Play Elizabeth Taylor In A Lifetime Movie

If there was ever a celebrity life just asking for a Lifetime movie, it’s Elizabeth Taylor’s. The channel broadcasting television for woman is currently working on a flick to capture at least part of her crazy life titled Elizabeth & Richard: A Love Story, and they’re reports Lifetime is looking at Lindsay Lohan to play Taylor. More »

Lindsay Lohan’s Purse is Stolen, Returned, and Open For Your Interpretation

Lindsay Lohan's Purse is Stolen, Returned, and Open For Your Interpretation

What you keep in your purse can be very personal and very revealing. Maybe you keep a well-worn book in your bag like Rory Gilmore, maybe you need to throw in a lipstick, gloss, and stain so your lips will be prepared for any situation, maybe you keep some dry shampoo, face wash, and brush as a kind of pre-walk of shame primp kit. So what can we learn from Lindsay Lohan’s stolen purse said to have been carrying her passport, probation papers,and $10,000 in cash? More »

Lindsay Lohan’s Marilyn Monroe Playboy Spread Gets Leaked [NSFW]

Lindsay Lohan's Marilyn Monroe Playboy Spread Gets Leaked [NSFW]

Lindsay Lohan‘s Playboy spread got leaked online, and it’s… about what we expected. She channels Marilyn Monroe well, but it’s surprisingly tame. More »

Lindsay Lohan’s Secret Diary Reveals She Was ‘In Love’ With Heath Ledger

Lindsay Lohan's Secret Diary Reveals She Was 'In Love' With Heath Ledger

Lindsay Lohan wrote in her diary on January 22, 2008 that she was in love with Heath Ledger, who had died that day. This and more is found in the diary that RadarOnline got its hands on–and it lends credence to the rumors that Lindsay and Heath were dating, or at least that she was his drug supplier. More »

Courtney Love Says She’s LiLo’s Sobriety Coach

Courtney Love Says She's LiLo's Sobriety Coach

In the latest issue of Details Magazine, the dubiously sober Courtney Love claims to have the unenviable task of being Lindsay Lohan‘s “sobriety coach.” Sounds like a good idea to me. More »

Orphan Week Style Crush: Celebrities In American Indian-Inspired Garb

Orphan Week Style Crush: Celebrities In American Indian-Inspired Garb

It’s probably time we pay tribute to the original Thanksgiving orphans, the American Indian people. Too soon? Okay, fine, then we’ll just take a look at some celebrities who have appropriated their garb to look cool. Hair feathers, mass-produced “Navajo print” and Paris Hilton‘s full-on headdress herein. More »

Crushable Presents: Celebrity Turkey Hands!

Crushable Presents: Celebrity Turkey Hands!

Remember in kindergarten when you would trace your hand on a piece of construction paper and then turn it into a turkey? Reminiscing on that fun Thanksgiving tradition, we couldn’t help but imagine how various celebrities would decorate their hand-turkeys. More »

Crushable Quotable: Hollywood Madam Heidi Fleiss Says Lindsay Lohan Would Make Her Tons Of Money As A Prostitute

Crushable Quotable: Hollywood Madam Heidi Fleiss Says Lindsay Lohan Would Make Her Tons Of Money As A Prostitute

“I could’ve made millions off her,” the former madam told HLN. “I think Lindsay’s so hot.” More »

Crush Links: Selena Gomez On Justin Bieber’s Parternity Test

Crush Links: Selena Gomez On Justin Bieber's Parternity Test

Nikki Reed doesn’t miss her Twilight co-stars. (Have U Heard)

Mariah Yeater and her sleazy boyfriend. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Rihanna talks being single. (Celebuzz)

Selena Gomez discuss Justin Bieber’s paternity test. (Have U Heard)

Heidi Fless thinks Linday Lohan would make a great prostitute. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Breaking Dawn book moments we hope to see in the movie. (The Stir)

Crush Links: Robert Pattinson Talks ‘Breaking Dawn’ Love Scenes

Crush Links: Robert Pattinson Talks 'Breaking Dawn' Love Scenes

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie being sued. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

David Arquette and Courtney Cox won’t be reconciling. (Have U Heard)

Sienna Miller International Medical Corps Annual Awards in Beverly Hills. (Lainey Gossip)

Rosie Huntington Whiteley prefers shoes over lingerie. (Have U Heard)

Robert Pattinson talks about Breaking Dawn love scenes. (Celebuzz)

• What Lindsay Lohan’s latest fashion reveals. (The Stir)