Today our friends over at Urlesque have decided to eschew the web…in theory, anyway. “A World Without Internet” is their theme of the day, bringing you a flash-sideways universe where the net never existed (despite the fact that yes, we’re reading this on the web). Think about how hard it would be to catch a predator without the convenience of a 40-year-old man posing as a 13-year-old girl. And imagine if YouTube never existed and America’s Funniest Home Videos still reigned supreme. Scary stuff, right?
But it’s not all bad. Don’t pretend you’ve never wistfully imagined a world without Facebook, despite being unable to delete your account for fear of missing all the minutia of your friends lives. Below, we imagine how beautiful that reality would be.
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This morning’s Cutegreggator post about the blog Animals With Casts got us thinking about other tumblrs with content worth wasting an afternoon on. We’ve got recipes, sex advice and something called Album Tacos. Follow away!
• Album Tacos: We’re weirdly obsessed with this blog, which is literally just a bunch of album covers Photoshopped to include images of tacos. If someone wants to mock up Jagged Little Pill we’d be eternally grateful.
• It’s Just Sex: A sex advice column written by a liberal gal from Texas, this tumblr posts about a range of things — like sexual health, bedroom toys, and how to give good oral.
• Celebrate With Cake: This blog hunts down the best dessert recipes on the web and stores them in one convenient place. We assume our cupcakes are in the mail.
• Invade Everything: A hilarious autobiographical web comic about two friends navigating life in Los Angeles, by cartoonist Ariel Schrag and writer Kevin Seccia. More »
COLLEGE! Coming soon to a dorm room near you, perhaps? There’s probably a ton of stuff you think you should bring along, but we say — leave your creepy old stuffed animals in your childhood bedroom. Here’s Crushable’s highly official List Of Crap You Should Leave At Home. More »
Forbes, a magazine that just loves to rank everyone from billionaires to fictional characters, has put out its annual list of the most powerful celebrities in the world. The revered ranking is supposedly based on the amount of money a celeb has raked in during the past year, as well as a complicated metric of how many times they’ve been mentioned by the media. But since Forbes also happens to be my former employer, I can tell you from experience… More »
Oh, those clandestine love affairs: So exciting and indulgent with the thrill of getting caught and exposed for the liar that you are. Sure, we profess to love yogurt and salads during the day, but when we come home and draw down the curtains, not even our guilt or the threat of breaking our diets can stop us from running into the arms of our favorite shame-snacks.
• Cheetos
Why We’re Ashamed: Forever associated in the public’s mind with Britney Spears during… More »
In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death, taxes, and the fact that you’ll probably go on a plethora of crap dates before the first two happen. Benjamin Franklin didn’t add that last part into his famous quote because he didn’t want to depress people, and also because women were only considered 1/5th human in the 18th century. But now that we’re in the 21st century, we here at Crushable compiled a list based on our own trial-and-error of men that are to be avoided at all cost. You’re welcome. More »
Today, Forbes released a list of the 15 “most over-exposed celebrities” and Nicole checked in at number five.
The article states:
Among others who audiences have tired of: Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and the late-Anna Nicole Smith’s lover Howard K. Stern. And while overexposure may have less to do with the precise number of headlines than it does the public’s perception of the celebrity, the 15 stars on our list have proved that familiarity can, and does, breed contempt.
So who’s to… More »