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No Madonna divorce! Nope! Nothing to see here! Move along!

No Madonna divorce! Nope! Nothing to see here! Move along!

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Dear Public People Who Buy All My Shizznit And Keep Me In Fresh Botox:

You might have heard a few rumors that my lackey husband and I are getting divorced. Nothing could be further from the truth! We are soulmates, people! WE COMPLETE EACH OTHER. It’s just that simple. Plus, we have 3 kids, and we are GOOD PARENTS. We have a LOVING MARRIAGE. Everything is just FINE…. More »