Elton John can’t seem to let his little tiff with Madonna go. Though it’s been two weeks since Madonna took home the Golden Globe for best original song Elton thought she couldn’t possibly win he still doesn’t seem to be over the unjust victory. More »

If you work in the warped universe that is Hollywood, I suppose you know that you’re loved when fellow celebrity mother Madonna drops her busy schedule to give you a “Get Well” phone call. The icon apparently phoned Demi Moore while she was being hospitalized following a collapse and the two moms exchanged heartfelt words. More »
While we’re not sure how watchable Madonna‘s take on the Will and Kate romance would be, we applaud her decision to wait at least a decade before making a movie about them. (Ahem, Lifetime and Hallmark.) More »
There are sore losers and ungracious winners, but what would Elton John’s pre-Golden Globes attack on Madonna’s award prospects make him? Not psychic, apparently, because Madge did go home with a Globe for best original song in a motion picture despite the fact Elton insisted there was no “f**kin’ chance” she could win. More »
Ricky Gervais may not have been as mean-spirited in his 2012 Golden Globes monologue — he went for easy targets like Kim Kardashian and Eddie Murphy — but honestly, we liked it. Check out our favorite quotes, plus a hilarious .gif of Ricky and Madonna. More »
Jodie Foster being a good sport during the monologue, Tina Fey photobombing Amy Poehler, and George Clooney making a joke about Michael Fassbender‘s penis… it’s all here in our gallery! More »
It seems like a couple sets of celebrity friends conferred before heading to the Golden Globes tonight: Did you catch the matching headbands and dresses? More »
On the twelfth day of Christmas, Crushable gave to me, the year in naked photo scandals! From hacked phones to accidental tweets, it was quite a year for celebrity nakedness. Remember Blake Lively‘s pics? And Anthony Weiner was this year, too! Our Christmas gift to you is this collection of celeb nudes with a holiday twist. Print ‘em out and hang ‘em above the mistletoe, why don’t you? More »
Happy 29th birthday, Nicki MInaj! I hope you’ve enjoyed your youth and beauty, because Madonna has now sucked it out of you. More »
So Britney Spears turned 30 today. Are we the only ones who feel ancient at this news? Hell, I remember bouncing around my room to “Oops… I Did It Again” in fourth grade. And yet it’s not too difficult to envision her as 30, since she’s lived several lifetimes thanks to her tumultuous relationships, mental/emotional instability, and ever-changing image from bubblegum pop girl to trashy hasbeen to somewhat-adjusted woman.
So much nonsense and soul-sucking sadness happened that you’d think her life was a reality show. Then she actually got a reality show. Here’s our roughly chronological journey through the high and low points of Britney’s personal life and career. More »
Considering that Madonna is a Detroit native with an English accent, it’s a little difficult to take her at her word when she talks about her formative years. That said, there’s one quote from her new Harper’s Bazaar interview that we kind of love. It’s about fending off boys with hairy armpits.
“Going to high school, I saw how popular girls had to behave to get the boys. I knew I couldn’t fit into that. So I decided to do the… More »
Sean Lennon and Rufus Wainwright were the latest musicians to grace Occupy Wall Street protesters with their guitar-wielding presences. The two performed a version of Madonna‘s “Material Girl” for the crowd, which feels a little sanctimonious if you ask me. More »
Clearly, nobody told him that as a celebrity sibling, he will always be able to find work as a DJ. More »
This makes us really sad, you guys! Madonna‘s the latest victim of a nude photo leak; earlier this week, Eat Blog and Die posted several personal shots of the singer along with a hefty helping of schadenfreude. But unlike the Scarlett Johanssons and Blake Livelys of the world, Madonna didn’t take these pics of herself. More »
Just like Nerve, we’re psyched to see that Vh1 is bringing back Pop Up Video, the show where you got to watch your favorite music videos peppered with trivia and snarky asides. Also like Nerve, we’re disappointed at the realization that it’s not as awesome as we remember it being when we were in middle school. More »
She’s burning up, burning up with anger. At Madonna. For being a shitty neighbor. More »
Who pissed in your cornflakes, Madonna? Could be her bitchy behavior at the Venice Film Festival was because her movie W.E. is being called “clunky” and “preening,” but it’s probably just her usual M.O. God forbid that every reporter attending the festival know her flower preferences, or else it’s gonna be a national incident. More »
You know, it’s strangely good timing that yesterday we were watching Madonna and Britney‘s kiss at the 2003 VMAs and wondering what the hell happened to Brit. More »