Upon hearing that Justin Bieber‘s looking to remake her 1996 thriller Fear, Reese Witherspoon quipped, “Would he be playing me or is he playing Mark Wahlberg?” We knew there was a reason we loved Reese. More »
Mark Wahlberg will save the world in his Calvin Klein briefs if given the chance. More »
There’s an article in The New York Times Magazine today that makes a disturbingly good case for Mark Wahlberg being the greatest actor of his generation. That’s ignoring quite a few points against him, though. Which I refuse to do. More »
Good morning! It’s you’re stomach’s favorite day of the year! (And your intestine’s least favorite.) Since today is all about eating (and, like family and thankfulness and all that stuff, I guess), what better way to kick things off that with a gallery of hot celebrity dudes with food in their mouths? No better way, we say. Happy chewing. More »
Or perhaps more appropriately, Movies That Will Not Be Happening The Way We Thought They Were Going To. Over the last week and a half, two major nerd films lost their key players. First, Akira news: Keanu Reeves, who had reportedly signed on the play Kaneda in the live-action remake of the anime classic, said no. Second, Uncharted news: Today we heard that director David O. Russell, who had been attached to the film adaptation of the PlayStation game series, has pulled out, and he’s taking Mark Wahlberg, who was set to play Nathan Drake, with him. More »
Remember yesterday when I proposed an ensemble romantic comedy celebrating St. Patrick’s Day? Funny Or Die beat me to it, with their new faux-trailer for Boston Movie, a mash-up of every action, drama, and thriller movie set in Boston. OK, so most of the “romance” is substituted with prison brawls and shootouts, but no lie, it’s very, very funny. (These guys love their language, so maybe put in your headphones if you’re watching this at work.) More »
At the Palm Springs Film Festival this weekend, Marky Mark accepted an Indie Impact Award. And revealing his true pothead roots, he noted that his new award kind of looked like a bong. But then he started rambling about why he had to stop smoking weed. Once a pothead…
Here’s what he said:
“I stopped smoking weed for my kids. One day, we were driving and you could smell it from somewhere. My daughter asked what the smell was so I told her it was a skunk. Then she said, ‘Sometimes Daddy smells like that!’ to me and my wife. So I knew I had quit.”
Stars, they’re just like us! The get parking tickets. On their BMWs and Range Rovers. And their Bentleys. Well, okay, their may be some slight differences there (just don’t tell my champagne-colored Toyota Corolla, Bernice – she has no idea she isn’t fancy), but our basic reaction to the citations is the same. Outrage! Fury! That face Lindsay Lohan made earlier today in Beverly Hills! Let your inner schadenfreude out with this gallery of meter maid revenge. More »
The title says it all. Enjoy your procrastination time! More »
You know, the fact that “manly” actors like Christian Bale and his co-star in The Fighter Mark Wahlberg love to sing might strike some people as funny. But hello? Newsies, anyone? Christian Bale is as much a musical theater geek as he is a totally insane person who probably eats his own toenail clippings. More »
• Germany’s version of 8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenage Daughter apparently include “I get to cut your dick off.” (Nerve)
• WikiLeaks founder and non-condom-wearer Julian Assange has an online dating profile. (Lemondrop)
• Ke$ha now has some leaked sex photos. You mean, ones that aren’t of her covered in jizz? (The Gloss) More »
Last week Megan Collins shared with us her breakup playlist. This week we return the favor by posting clips from the 10 movies we like to watch with a pint of Jeni’s Splendid ice-cream (PLUG!) and some good female BFFs. Enjoy…or at least try to, after you delete that jerk’s number from your cell for the last time. More »
Wow. Just….wow. We were ready to let it go that Mark Wahlberg was apologizing for his decade-old penis dedication last week, but we totally missed that in the same exchange, he related Justin Bieber to one of the most influential members of hip-hop, ever. More »
• The Girl with Dragon Tattoo film has almost been cast: We’ve got Daniel Craig in the lead, and Stellan Skarsgard (Alexander’s dad) as Martin Vanger, and possibly Robin Wright Penn as Erika. (MTV)
• Oh, and every famous chick is up for Lisbeth – from Natalie Portman to Kristen Stewart to a bunch of no-names. (TheFrisky)
• Britney Spears hasn’t had enough attention lately, so she stopped wearing underwear…again. (The Superficial)
• Turns out dating the chicks from Jersey Shore isn’t as… More »
Actually, by now we had pretty much forgotten about the fact that Mark Wahlberg dedicated his 1992 memoir, Marky Mark, to his man parts. But ever the instigator, Mark had to come and remind us, didn’t he? “I thought it would be funny,” he said this week. Unfortunately, he would not answer whether his penis was “grateful” for the dedication
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Here’s the radiant Eva Mendes with Will Ferrell and Marky Mark at last night’s premiere for The Other Guys. Despite an impeccable source on matters of pregnancy, we were told that “No, Eva is not pregnant.” More »
Welcome to Crush This, your weekly guide to what’s new in movies, music and TV. We’ve navigated the inner reaches of our entertainment-obsessed brains in search of all the pop culture landscape has to offer. What’s on tap for this week?
Movies: So many good movies are hitting theaters this week, we’re not sure what to choose. Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg are partnering up for the offbeat cop buddy comedy The Other Guys. (Remember when Will and Mark hung from… More »
UPDATE: No, “Eva is not pregnant,” her spokesman told Crushable early Saturday, responding to our Comic-Con intel below:
A Crushable eyewitness noticed something extra-curvalicious about Eva Mendes at Friday’s Comic-Con panel discussion for her new film The Other Guys.
“She looked pregnant to me,” says our spy, observing that she kept “hiding her belly” with her hands.
A request for comment from Eva’s representative was not immediately returned Friday night.
Eva, who dates filmmaker George Augusto, seemed more voluptuous than usual, and our source… More »
Entourage is back! Thank goodness, now we can finally resolve all the cliff-hangers from last season like “Will Vince continue being famous?” and “whatever.” This show has some of the lowest stakes on television. So much more interesting to us is the drama behind the scenes: Is Jeremy Piven really that desperate to seem like he has friends? Is Jerry Ferrara now hotter than Adrian Grenier? Does anyone care about Kevin Connolly or Kevin Dillon? Do all the other women… More »
Lindsay Lohan’s alcohol monitoring anklet started “flashing furiously” while she was attending Kate Perry’s MTV Movie Awards after party. However, since Lindsay wasn’t busted for drinking, the flashing red lights could be a technical issue. Oh, okay. (Star Magazine)
Sarah Jessica Parker gave a tearful tribute to designer Alexander McQueen, who committed suicide earlier this year, at last night’s CFDA Awards. (Huffington Post)
The Hilton sisters partied with Jersey Shore’s Snooki and J-WOWW after the MTV Movie Awards, where they made a… More »