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Sex On The Wire: Quotes About The ‘Breaking Dawn’ Wedding
• The burden of sexiness. (College Candy)
• Check out this adorable flash mob proposal. (Betty Confidential)
• This bride married herself… what! (The Frisky)
• What to do when all your friends are getting married. (College Crush)
• Is morning sex better? (YourTango)
• Top quotes about the Breaking Dawn wedding. (Celebuzz)
Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt, Still Giving The Media The Ole Runaround – Either they are breaking up right now or are planning to get married in India. Or both! Blegh! (Daily Mail)
Crushable Books: 5 Chapters of Russell Brand’s ‘Booky Wook 2′ Inspired By Katy Perry Lyrics
Russell Brand married Katy Perry less than 5 days ago, so it’s no surprise that chapters from his latest memoir, Booky Wook 2, have already been leaked to the press. Hey, you have to keep yourself media-fresh, even if that means using your matrimony as a vehicle to promote your book tour.
And what a book it is! Although Crushable hasn’t retained a copy, excerpts on Lemondrop reveal that Russell is truly the Janice Dickinson of British authors: he drops names, gives salacious details about his experiences having sex with a lactating mother which he entitles “Human Yoghurt,” and even mentions an understated shout-out to his new wife with a chapter called “I Kissed a Girl.” (Just one?) We tried to imagine what other sections Russell could base of his wife’s lyrics.
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Katy Perry and Russell Brand Might Have Pulled One Over On The Paparazzi - The duo may have already exchanged their vows in secret. Which means…no latex wedding dress? Well, just because they’re legally married doesn’t mean they can’t still have a giant, weird wedding. (via JustJared)
Alanis Morissette Marries Ryan Reynolds Some Guy That Looks Like Him - Congratulations to Alanis and her new husband “Souleye” (Mario Treadway), a white rapper that looks like Dave Coulier gave birth to Ryan Reynold’s baby. Best of both worlds? (via People)
Paris Hilton & Doug Reinhardt Planning Summer Wedding?
Rumors have been flying about Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt getting engaged and married, and now it’s getting more specific!!
“Right now, they are thinking about a summer wedding. Maybe August, in the Bahamas,” says a pal very close to the couple.
“They really care about each other, so they’re kind of thinking ‘why not’ ” adds the friend.
Paris recently revealed that they’ve known each other for over a year. “I’m really in love and really happy.”
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