I almost feel like I should apologize for using the National Enquirer as a source for this post. Let’s face it, the Enquirer isn’t exactly known as being a credible publication. But they did break the Tiger Woods cheating scandal recently, so here goes.

According to The Enquirer, Martha Stewart’s former best friend has written a tell-all book that has the daytime talk show host/domestic diva shaking in her well-polished shoes.

The tabloid is reporting:

The explosive memoir by Mariana Pasternak will reveal intimate details of 68-year-old Martha’s private life, including her lesbian “dates,” the attacks she faced in prison, and her boozy temper tantrums, sources tell The ENQUIRER.

And the domestic diva is worried sick that Mariana will reveal she cheated on her ex-fiance Charles Simonyi, according to insiders familiar with Mariana’s book, “The Best of Friends: Martha and Me” due out in March.

Poor Martha was reportedly in tears over the whole thing, even though we can’t imagine Martha being in tears about anything. Her best friend must really have some scandalicious secrets to share! I’ll keep you posted.

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