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Somebody Call Mary-Kate Olsen!

1462 days ago by Erin Balser | 8 Comments | Share a Tip

Some folks over at MySpace made this video they call “Somebody call Mary-Kate Olsen.” It makes light of the entire Mary-Kate/Heath Ledger/masseuse debacle.

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A Letter to Mary-Kate Olsen

1570 days ago by Erin Balser | 1 Comment | Share a Tip

Travis Nicholson, a writer for The Brock Press, has a crush on Mary-Kate Olsen, and he wants the world to know! Check out this letter that he published in the Canadian paper today:
How weird is it that I’m writing this letter to you? You’re Michelle-f***ing-Tanner fer chrissakes, and back in the ’90s I totally had a thing for your sister Stephanie. Alas, I was an avid Full House fan and that’s something that any woman daft enough to invest… More »