It’s almost Christmastime, which means we all need to confess to Jesus so we can get all our presents from his BFF, Santa. And no one knows this better than Elaine Carroll‘s Mary-Kate Olsen in this week’s edition of Very Mary-Kate. More »
Everyone we know has some kind of bug right now. And not the fun, itchy kind you get from sleeping over at some hipster’s house (bedbugs, d’uh). Mary-Kate Olsen knows what we’re talking about, and in this episode of Elaine Carroll‘s Very Mary-Kate series, our favorite twin ponders life, the after-life, and Donald Sutherland. Also: dragons! More »
Are the Olsen twins still at NYU? That doesn’t sound right. Oh well, we’re willing to suspend our disbelief for Elaine Carroll‘s continuously awesome series Very Mary-Kate. In this reality, Mary-Kate Olsen still goes to school, and somehow manages to retain the world’s hottest bodyguard as a replacement parent. How do we get one of those again? More »
In this episode of Elaine Carroll‘s Very Mary-Kate, our favorite Olsen buys Louisiana and makes the state flag Gucci. Damn, I want to be rich so bad. More »
In this very exciting edition of Elaine Carroll‘s Very Mary-Kate we find out what it’s like working for the other Olsen sister. Turn’s out: not much! Who would imagine that Ashley could be just as creepy with her handsome bodyguard and a morphine-martini bubble bath? More »
There is that time in every young girl’s life when she’s on the cover of Vogue for the 18th time and she just has to ask herself, “Is it like, cold in here?” In this episode of Very Mary-Kate, the answer is always “Angry birds.” More »
The other day I put on heels for maybe the fifth or sixth time in my life, sacrificing my feet to a pair of Olsenboye studded pumps from JCPenney. And I got dumber immediately! Meaning I spent ten minutes trying to figure out how to take a photo of my outfit that captured my shoes but didn’t get the edge of the table in frame. As you can see, I did not succeed.
I’m a tiny half-human and I’ll admit to feeling an instant surge of power after stepping into the shoes. The 3-inch heels made me, like, regular person height. Almost tall even! If Napoleon had been acquainted with Olsenboye he never would have invaded Russia. More »
Oh Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, what I won’t do for you two. I was dubious about changing from my normal sneakers into your pink suede Ivy platform boots (part of your Olsenboye line at JCPenney) just in time for Thanksgiving, especially since I was traveling across the country to spend the holidays with my boyfriend’s parents. I mean there is stunt journalism, and then there is relationship-ruining journalism. More »
After a week of walking around in the classic Ann Taylor pumps, we decided to head towards the other end of the spectrum with Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen‘s J.C. Penney line. Because nothing says “Thanksgiving” like 3-inch stiletto pink booties! More »
Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen do their best two-headed Wampa impression during the 7th annual CDFA/Vogue Fashion Fund Awards last night.
Update: We’re not seeing double…the Olsens have worn these coats to 2 other occasions since the beggining of this month! Check it out.
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When we saw that photo of Sean Penn looking not-his-best this morning, the nicest thing we could think to say was “That’s the closest he’ll ever get to looking like Johnny Depp…in Edward Scissorhands.” But tons of style icons take fashion tips from Tim Burton‘s films, with zany hair, black and white striped or checkered print, and steampunk Victorian styles. Here are a couple of our favorites. More »
Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen’s little sis is stepping into her siblings’ Louboutins. Young Lizzie Olsen is set to star in the indie film Martha Marcy May Marlene, playing a young woman who has recently escaped from a cult . The actress will also be seen in the upcoming Peace, Love & Misunderstanding, alongside Jeffrey Dean Morgan and Catherine Keener. More »
Crushable’s Olsen fashion fetish is no secret. We could peruse photos of Mary-Kate and Ashley‘s dramatic bohemian ensembles for hours on end; and we do, thanks to updates from one of our favorite Olsen niche blogs, cryptically titled Olsens Anonymous. Yes, we sound creepy; we’re OK with that. Since moving to New York as college students in ’04, the blank-faced, size-00, chain-smoking twins have changed the face of fashion by always being one step ahead of it. Let’s pay tribute to the blog that captures their every style moment. More »
Mary-Kate Olsen‘s movie career takes a backseat to her real true love: Fashion. But as MK obsessives like us know, she is a walking bohemian-circus masterpiece of style. She tells Marie Claire (via Wonderwall): “It took us a year-and-a-half to make the first T-shirt. I still read scripts, and if something great comes along, that’s great, but this is my day job. The Row is where I go every day.” Really? That’s not what we hear. More »
The Olsens are so rich, do they even understand the concept of money? You’d think not! A Crushable tipster spotted “one of the olsens” – presumably Mary-Kate – walking through New York City’s West Village, “chatting with her friend about how much someone was making.” She was, our tipster reports, “Wearing an insane onesie with hammer pants and leopard print.”
So yes, we’ll go with MK. Even though Ashley is the astute businesswoman in the dynamic!
Here’s more Crushable sightings this past… More »
Believe it: Angelina is on Twitter – but she’ll never use it! (Us Weekly)
Cameron Diaz is living the dream in Paris. (People)
Mary-Kate Olsen stealthily avoids her ex Nate Lowman at a concert. (Page Six)
St. Tropez: Where celebrities go to outdo Lindsay Lohan. (Dlisted)
Rihanna will make her acting debut in the movie Battleship, based on the Hasbro board game. Hot! (E! Online)
Oksana releases new pictures of her face after Mel allegedly beat her. (Radar)
Oh, yes: $15,000 Port-a-Potties at Chelsea’s wedding. (TMZ)
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Remember when Brad Pitt starting wearing those summery fedora hats? Then the Olsens began sporting them, and now your coolest tomboy girlfriend has one in every shade from straw to black. Then Old Navy stocked them on shelves. Now your mom wears them. Trend = officially over.
Here’s a handy chart (via Buzzfeed) that tracks the life cycles of the latest fashion trends (where would “tribal” gladiator sandals exist on the chart?):
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Chris Klein has decided to check into rehab at the Cirque Lodge in Utah after being arrested for a DUI last week.
“After recent events, Chris was forced to take a clear look at a problem he has been trying to deal with himself for years. He understands now that he can not beat this disease alone,” his spokewoman tells People.com. “He thanks everyone for their support as he takes all the necessary steps to deal with his addiction and asks… More »