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5 Reasons Lindsay Lohan Would Make a Great Victoria Gotti in Upcoming Film
When I first heard that a movie was being made about the Gotti family, I freaked. I am mildly obsessed with the mafia, having watched The Sopranos and Growing Up Gotti like a dangerous stalker. More »
‘Real Housewives of New Jersey’ Wannabe Kim G Is Competing in a Beauty Pageant
Are. You. Kidding. Me?
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Crush Links – Too Little, Too Late There, Michael Lohan
Michael Lohan apologizes to his family. (Perez Hilton)
Snooki earned $32,000 to speak at Rutgers University. (People)
Penelope Cruz has been honored with a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. (Starpulse)
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Does Ali Lohan’s Name Change Mean She Can’t Sing ‘Lohan Holiday’ Anymore?
As Michael Lohan continues to be a ridiculous douche, ex-wife Dina Lohan announced that she and daughter Ali Lohan will be changing their last names to Sullivan (Dina’s maiden name), while Lindsay Lohan will just be Lindsay. However, Ali recorded a Christmas song called “Lohan Holiday” a couple of years ago, so will she have to change the lyrics? Or will she just not sing it anymore? More »
Lindsay Lohan Drops Last Name
Lindsay Lohan seems to have mixed up “icon” with “trainwreck”, as she’s following both Madonna and Prince in dropping her surname and going just by Lindsay. Mom Dina tells PopEater that after the Superbowl ad with the babies talking about “that milkaholic Lindsay”, her daughter realized how recognizable she had become and decided to part ways with her alliterative last name.
In addition, Dina and Lindsay’s sister Ali are changing their last names back to Dina’s maiden name, Sullivan. More »
There Is No Reason For Scott Disick to Be On the Cover of a Magazine
1. He looks like Patrick Bateman
2. He knocked up a Kardashian More »
Conspiracy Theory: Michelle ‘Bombshell’ McGee Is Going to Be On ‘Celebrity Rehab’
Yesterday, we posted the super-icky photo of Michelle “Bombshell” McGee and Michael Lohan on the cover of a tattoo magazine. Lohan has taken a break from his busy discussing-Lindsay-in-order-to-seem-relevant schedule to announce that he’ll be appearing on the next season of Celebrity Rehab. Lohan will be joining other luminaries like Bai Ling, Michaele Salahi and Tareq Salahi of Real Housewives of DC (aka the White House Party Crashers), and actor Jeremy Jackson (he played The Hoff’s son on Baywatch). However, his appearance on the cover of a magazine with McGee, whose fifteen minutes were pretty close to being up, seems strategic. Lohan is nothing if not an epic famewhore, and nothing he does is ever by accident. Like his ex-bestie Jon Gosselin, Lohan tends to date women who have low self-esteem and hook up with him for a chance at “stardom.” If the rumors that McGee and Lohan are an item wind up being true, I’d bet good money that she’s going to join him on Celebrity Rehab. More »
Sign Of The Apocalypse: Bombshell McGee And Michael Lohan Pose Together For ‘Rebel Ink’ Magazine
Rebel Ink presents Michelle “Bombshell” McGee and Michael Lohan as some kind of “new American family” on their April cover — which isn’t necessarily untrue, except instead of smiles they should be sporting black eyes and hopelessness. And that kid? If this were accurate, he’d totally be posing from behind bars. More »
Crush Links: Buy Her Wine Or ‘Real Housewives of New York City’ Star Ramona Singer Will Kick Your ‘Derri-ay’
Happy Birthday Paris! She celebrated her 30th birthday with a mature, reserved birthday party. Just kidding! Guests sipped on absinthe while enjoying a petting zoo, complete with monkeys and sloths. (People)
You’ll be on this like white rice: Real Housewives of New York City star Ramona Singer launches Pinot Grigio line. (Perez Hilton)
Rumors suck…. especially when they’re started by your own parents. Apparently, Michael Lohan is to blame for Lindsay Lohan‘s rumored appearance on The Late Show with David Letterman. (Crazy Days and Nights) More »
Crush Links: Kanye Sings to Delta Coach Class
• Kanye West performed “Gold Digger” over the intercom on a Delta flight from Minneapolis to New York. Viral marketing? It worked. (Gawker)
• Michael Lohan has finally found a dad worse than him! You’d think he’d be thanking Demi Lovato‘s father, not yelling at him. (Celebuzz)
• Great Headline: “Christina Aguilera…Not Dating Assistant, Says His Mom.” Ugh! Thanks mom! (Radar) More »
Crush Links: Post-Emmy’s Roundup
• Fun fact we learned at the Emmy’s last night: Lost‘s Michael Emerson is married to Arlene from True Blood (Carrie Preston). They are your super NPR-loving parents. (USA Today)
• If you happened to miss the Emmy’s, here are the best moments (including George Clooney‘s Humanitarian speech). (PopEater)
• It’s agreed: Temple Grandin was last real winner. (DListed)
• Paris Hilton and her boyfriend Cy Waits were arrested for a cocaine and DUI charge of the weekend in Las Vegas. (TMZ)
• While Lindsay Lohan got away with just a slap on the wrist after being pulled over by the cops. Wait, who gave her back her license?? (Sawf)
• Oh, and Michael Lohan now wants to open a rehab clinic. Guess that bar idea didn’t pan out. (Right Celebrity) More »
Crush Links: Ronnie Arrested For Not Paying Parking Tickets
Another arrest hits the Jersey Shore! Ronnie (of Ronnie-and-Sammi fame) was arrested on Sunday on outstanding warrants for parking tickets left unpaid. All this went down weeks after Snooki was arrested for public intoxication. (People)
Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton still hate each other – as evidenced by the fact that Paris tried to outdo Kim by performing an unsolicited version of “Stars Are Blind.” (Page Six)
Jesse James is getting close to tattooed Kat Von D. They held hands at dinner…. More »
Michael Lohan Says Lindsay Is a Jailhouse Miracle - Which probably just means that the star has agreed to speak to her father again after two weeks. Or that nobody is paying attention to him. Or because it’s Tuesday and he feels like today is “Miracle Day.” Could be anything, really. (via WENN)
Video: Michael Lohan’s Song Should Land Him In A Jail Cell Next to Lindsay
When Lindsay Lohan went to jail, Michael Lohan mourned. Not just because his daughter was being incarcerated – following in his not very great footsteps – but also because it dipped his media exposure precariously low. Sure, at first he could give a billion statements to the press, but now that Lindsay’s been cooling her heels for about a week, no one cares what crazy Michael has to say. But would we care about what he had to sing?
No, unfortunately… More »
Robin Sparkles: I Love The Celebrity Nightlife!
When Crushable asked me to write a celebrity nightlife column, I was like WHOA, best job ever, right? I’ve been Vajazzled, I’ve dated a Scientologist, and boned in my mom’s bed, but I’ve never, like, reported-reported. Except for the time I got hit on by John Mayer – ha!
Getting paid to hang out at the hottest clubs with celebrities whose numbers are now in my Crackberry is the best thing ever. The only downsides are I sleep with my Crackberry… More »
Crush Links: Ladies, Never Agree To Marry Michael Lohan
Michael Lohan, heir to a pasta fortune, is peddling naked Kate Major pictures. Is this behavior becoming of an heir to a pasta fortune? (Page Six)
Sad John Krasinski and Emily Blunt had a “hilarious dinner.” (People)
Diana Ross’ son Evan joins 90210. (In Case You Didn’t Know)
Christina “Our Favorite Celebrity” Applegate debuts her baby bump. (Us Weekly)
Was Angelina Jolie worth her Salt paycheck? (Popeater)
Sean Penn is dating model Jessica White. (Page Six)
Haters be gone!! Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian are getting… More »
Crush Links: Oksana Grigorieva Eyed For Extortion
While Mel Gibson is being investigated following claims of domestic abuse, his baby mama Oksana Grigorieva is now being investigated for extortion. Mel claims she threatened to release the audio tapes we’ve all been subjected to for the past week unless he paid her off. (New York Post)
Brittany Murphy’s husband Simon Monjack died of acute pneumonia and severe anemia, which is suspiciously similar to what Brittany died of — along with “multiple drug intoxication.” (Radar Online)
What should Lindsay Lohan read… More »
Crush Links: Oksana Faces Extortion Allegations
Oksana Grigorieva reportedly demanded $10 million not to leak the horrendous Mel Gibson tapes. (Us Weekly)
Michelle Williams dyes her hair red. We liked her blonde pixie-cut. (People)
Michael Lohan tells Lindsay: “Sober House is NOT rehab.” Also, grass is green, the world is round, and … we’ll stop now. (Radar Online)
January Jones goes on a lunch date with Jason Sudeikis. Which means Aniston is out of the running to win Jason’s heart. (Daily Mail)
We refuse to believe that Piers Morgan has… More »
Video: (NSFW) Lindsay Lohan Dad Is Pissed
Understandably the family of Lindsay Lohan is going through a rough time right now, and as much as you’d like to say that these people brought it upon themselves with their constant pimping of their daughter’s troubles to various TV outlets, its hard not to feel for Dina and Michael Lohan now that the consequences of Lindsay’s actions have landed her in jail.
Michael Lohan in particular seems to be under a lot of stress, as was evidenced this week… More »
Crushable Commenter of the Week: Diddy!
Yeah, we’re pretty sure that the person who commented on our post about Michael Lohan‘s new singing career isn’t actually Sean Combs, though he did sign his message “Diddy” and had an email address with the rapper’s name in it. Still! Best comment of the week, in all it’s weirdness: More »