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Let’s Cheapen This Night With “Million Dollar Listing’s” Season Finale

Let's Cheapen This Night With "Million Dollar Listing's" Season Finale

On last week’s Million Dollar Listing, Josh made fun of Chad at an open house, telling him his “Talk is cheap” slogan was “so last year.” Finally, tonight we get to hear his new slogan, teased in the previews for so long, where he says “You cheapen this day.” For some reason, this slogan fills me with delight. I propose we remix it with a “You cheapen this day, boo!” in homage to Real Housewives of Atlanta cast member… More »

Chad Rogers Wants In On The New Luxury Market

Chad Rogers Wants In On The New Luxury Market

Oh, Chad Rogers. One gets a feeling he is the whopping boy of the Million Dollar Listing editing room. While Josh is portrayed as a shrewd negotiator who always gets what he wants (the scene of him bargaining for the tear down house while sitting in his car was pretty cool) and Madison is portrayed as a competent realtor who makes the most out of his eccentric clients (Rollergirl!), Chad is shown ditching his beautiful girlfriend on what is supposed… More »

Ask Chad Rogers Everything You Want To Know

Ask Chad Rogers Everything You Want To Know

Million Dollar Listing’s Chad Rogers takes his job as a reality star very seriously. If you don’t believe me, follow him on Twitter, where he not only responds to positive comments, he personally acknowledges those who complain about him with a tasteful “Everyone’s entitled to their own opinion.” It’s the same care and attention that we see Chad putting into his houses on television (he always brings those flowers to every single open house!) and while I may snark… More »

Madison Can’t See The Crystal Vision Of His Client

Madison Can't See The Crystal Vision Of His Client

On tonight’s Million Dollar Listing, Madison has to deal with a spoiled brat of a client who is a lot like Goldilocks. Nothing is just right. Madison takes him to an inexpensive house in a desirable suburb, but the client is not buying it, insisting there’s no “there there” (Gertrude Stein reference added in by me).

The editing on this show is so skewed: Chad is seen as strange and goofy, Madison is always put in these kinds of binds… More »

Madison and Chad Fight In A Sea Of Hair Products

Madison and Chad Fight In A Sea Of Hair Products

On tonight’s Million Dollar Listing, which I love but I hate but I also love, Chad Rogers and sexually ambiguous Madison (who by the way, is completely mis-using the term polyamorous. It does not mean the same thing as bisexual.) both get invited to a realtors’ conference in Arizona. Madison thought it was going to be all about him, but then they brought in Chad in the middle of his pitch. Girlfriend was not happy about it, especially when Chad… More »

Nene Leakes, Chad Rogers and Kim Zolciak Together In Los Angeles

Nene Leakes, Chad Rogers and Kim Zolciak Together In Los Angeles

This is the kind of video that makes you stop and think about what the hell went wrong in your life when you are hanging out in your pajamas drinking a giant cup of hazelnut coffee and wondering how exactly you’re going to swing your next minimum credit card payment because your student loan bill has wiped away your account balance after you dared to actually have fun for a few days and take a break from the non-stop tedium… More »

Finales, Restaurant Wars, Expensive Houses, and Fashion Shows [The Week In Bravo]

Finales, Restaurant Wars, Expensive Houses, and Fashion Shows [The Week In Bravo]

Since I barely had time to catch up this week (my obsessive posting will return next week, darlings!), I thought I’d do a condensed post on this very, very busy week in the Land of Narcisisstic Delusion and Occasional Food Competitions aka Bravo.

1. Those brats at Million Dollar Listing showed up on their normal time: Mondays at 10p.m. Have you been watching? I admit I have a hard time watching those brats hawk million dollar homes. A particularly douchey moment… More »

MIllion Dollar Listing Actually Has Fans

MIllion Dollar Listing Actually Has Fans

I’m sorry guys, but I always thought that Million Dollar Listing was a show that only a handful of real-estate junkies and the writers at The Soup watched. Apparently, lots of people love the show; its season premiere last night was its highest rated ever.

The show, which follows “million dollar” agents Madison, Josh and Chad Rogers, attempted to show us what the horrendous economy has done to their respective businesses. In the following clip, Madison has to tell a… More »

Season 3 of Million Dollar Listing To Premiere October 12

Season 3 of Million Dollar Listing To Premiere October 12

Now, from the shows you forgot existed department: Bravo announced today that the third season of Million Dollar Listing, another god-damn real estate show, is premiering on Bravo Monday, October 12 at 11pm. Unlike Jeff Lewis, who is temporarily out of real estate because no one has any money to buy 8 trillion gazillion dollar houses anymore, the boys of Million Dollar Listing are still hawking pricey digs to celebrities and the 10 people left in the country who are… More »

Toby Young Promises To Be Less Mean, Danielle Staub Tries To Get Closer to Kim Kardashian [Link Love]

Toby Young Promises To Be Less Mean, Danielle Staub Tries To Get Closer to Kim Kardashian [Link Love]

Toby Young, who inexplicably was invited to return for Top Chef 6, promises to be less of an asshole this time around.
Million Dollar Listing (yes, that show is coming back soon) agent Josh Flagg (pictured right) is being investigated by the FBI. He is currently out on bail after being arrested for stealing pricey art work from a home he was selling.
BravoFan friend David Gilmore of Pretty On The Outside has some anonymous dirt on new Orange County… More »

Happy 2009 from BravoFan!

Happy 2009 from BravoFan!

Things have slowed down for the holidays around these parts, but now that the winter holidays are done, we can get back on track here. Top Chef comes back from hiatus this Wednesday January 7 (don’t forget to enter my Top Chef Calendar giveaway!), the Real Housewives of Orange County are still kicking and we have many great new seasons of Bravo fabulousness to look forward to starting with Patti Stanger’s Millionaire Matchmaker on February 12.

Before we get back to… More »

Best of Bravo 2008: Million Dollar Listing & First Class All The Way

Best of Bravo 2008: Million Dollar Listing & First Class All The Way

For today, we’re going to have two amazing Bravo moments from two lesser known shows, Million Dollar Listing & Flipping Out.

Chad’s Hair On Million Dollar Listing

In BravoLand, you’re only allowed to have jobs that cater to the whims of wealthy people. Million Dollar listing is certainly no Flipping Out, but it’s still entertaining. Most entertaining is Chad, the creepy almost robotic young real estate agent best known for his hair:

No One Else Can Function At Cindy’s Level

First Class All The… More »

OCD Freaks Rejoice; “Flipping Out” Returning to Bravo

OCD Freaks Rejoice; "Flipping Out" Returning to Bravo

Bravo announced today that some of our favorite control freaks were coming back for some more public humiliation.

They are renewing Flipping Out, Million Dollar Listing, and Tabatha’s Salon Takeover as well as the Rachel Zoe Project, which we posted about last week.

While I’m certain Jeff would kill me if I ever had to work for him, I love his show and I can not wait for more Flipping Out.

What shows are you excited about?  Are you annoyed Million Dollar Listing… More »