Topic: Mom

  • Your Mom Imagines Your Sex Advice to Your Younger Self

    Your Mom Imagines Your Sex Advice to Your Younger Self

    What would you say about the birds and the bees if you could jump in your DeLorean and give advice to your younger self (considering of course, that meeting yourself would not tear apart the very fabric of the time-space continuum and the world as we know it)? That’s a question that Stu Grey pondered on YourTango recently and came up with several ideas, most of them involving dandelion metaphors.

    Which is weird, because you know that if your mom thought that the older, wiser you was going to take this time-traveling adventure, she’d be under the illusion that you’d have learned from your previous mistakes (we have not). Like: … More »

  • Dear New York Times‘ Slideshow On ‘Ugly’ Animals – My mom wants you to know that you personally offended her when you included bloodhound dogs on the list, as we have a beautiful bloodhound back at the house. Shame on you. Shame. Though to be fair, she also said the slideshow is part of an article she hasn’t read yet, which may mitigate the usage of said bloodhounds. (via my mom, NYT)

  • Top Ten Dating Tips From Moms

    Top Ten Dating Tips From Moms

    My mom is very good at several things: playing cards, making the world’s greatest mashed potatoes, reading my mind and dispensing dating advice. She is the Patti Stanger of Moms; she’s always right.
    Me: “Should I text him even though he left me stranded outside the Metropolitan Opera House?”
    Mom: “NO. You … More »

  • Jessica Alba the

    Jessica Alba the "Tough Mother"

    Jessica Alba plans on being a mother to her child rather than a friend and hopes that her kids will still come up to her with problems.
    In a recent interview to FitPregnancy Jessica Alba said “I don’t want to be my child’s best friend; I want to be a … More »

  • Second Baby Shower for Jessica Alba

    Second Baby Shower for Jessica Alba

    Following the first baby shower organized by Alba herself and meant towards her friends, Jessica’s mom decided to throw her another shower at her hometown of Pomona, California.
    According to a source, “The first shower was thrown by her friends, but her mom wanted to throw something more intimate for … More »

  • Jessica Alba Shopping w. Mom

    Jessica Alba Shopping w. Mom

    Jessica Alba and her mom went shopping last weekend. As we mentioned before, the two spent the Saturday shopping for bras however, this seems to from a different occasion, somewhere a bit warmer for sure.
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  • Jessica Alba Shopping for Bras

    Jessica Alba Shopping for Bras

    While audiences were widely ignoring AWAKE at the theaters this past weekend Jessica Alba took her mom out for bra shopping at the Calvin Klein underwear store. No reports of Jessica trying any on at the store… :(
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