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The Daily WTF: A History Of Yahtzee-Related Murder
Look, Yahtzee is a fucking intense game. We all know that. We all understand the suffocating stress and anger that arises when a board game isn’t going your way: you drew the shitty artist for Pictionary; the Scattergories dice keeps landing on “X”; you can’t think of a definition for “pizzle” during your Balderdash turn. But there are ways to handle this stress without reverting to violence or murder. And least I’ve always thought there were. More »
The Daily WTF: 39-Year-Old Man Murders His Mother Over Avril Lavigne Tickets
Did you have any faith left that American isn’t a depressing, completely morally bankrupt, oh-my-god-what-is-wrong-with-everyone? place to live? Well, sorry to ruin that facade for you with this fun little news item: A 39-year-old man named Robert Lyons from DuPage County, Illinois is accused of killing his own mother because she refused to get him premium tickets to an Avril Lavigne concert. More »
Lifetime’s ‘Amanda Knox: Murder on Trial in Italy’: The Highlights Reel
Amanda Knox: Murder on Trial in Italy premiered on Lifetime last night and it was, in a word, awesome. Starring Hayden Panettiere as Amanda Knox and Marcia Gay Harden as Amanda’s mother Edda Mellas, (because Lifetime must have a contract that stipulates that Marcia Gay Harden play the mother in every movie.) The movie is told from a pretty impartial point of view; Amanda Knox is never shown confessing to the murders, but her apathy reveals a darker side that the Italian police and media found so troubling. More »
OKCupid Study: Liking Beer, Wanting To Kill People Makes You Slutty
The guys over at OKTrends are back at it again! After determining that putting up ugly pictures of yourself will make more guys fall in love with you, the dating website has now perfected an algorithm to find out what you really want to know on the first date without you ever asking those painfully awkward questions like “Will you sleep with me, oh god, please?”
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The Daily WTF: Cupcake Commandments
If only all of God’s scriptures were written in delicious, edible form, maybe the world would be a better place. (via Cupcake Heartbreak) More »
Rade Serbedzija to play Deathly Hallows’ Gregorovich?
Via MuggleNet, it looks like Serbian actor Rade Serbedzija might be playing the role of Gregorovich. Remember, he’s the famous wand maker who first showed up in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows; he supposedly had the powerful Elder Wand that Voldemort tortured him into revealing that no, he didn’t really have it (Gregorovich was then murdered; Harry saw this murder through his link into Voldemort’s mind).
Rade Serbedzija gave a press conference this week to promote his movie “Fugitive… More »