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OOoh, I love this article, good reading for a Saturday.

Over the weekend you tirelessly submitted suggestions for our best rock rumors ever list. We combed through your submissions (they rocked, thank you), added some of our own and we are now ready to put up our official list of the best rock rumors ever. Check them out!

1. Paul McCartney is or has ever been dead.
2. Stevie Nicks’ assistant had to blow coke up Stevie’s ass due to Nicks’ destroyed nasal… More »

Zig a zig AH!

The girl band will kick off a world tour in America. The five – now all in their thirties – will start on 7 December in Los Angeles – the new home of Posh Spice Victoria Beckham and her family.

The group, including Victoria Beckham, Melanie Brown, Melanie Chisholm, Geri Halliwell and Emma Bunton fell straight back in sync, striking familiar poses for the world’s media.

The reunion tour is set to hit London on December 15 and take… More »

Man, does this guy EVER shut up!?!? Has he always been this talkative and I just didn’t notice it?
Marilyn Manson has attacked My Chemical Romance, calling the emo outfit “sad and pitiful” and accusing them of being a pale parody of himself.

The shock rocker – real name Brain Warner – says that his new track ‘Mutilation Is The Most Sincere Form Of Flattery’, lifted from his latest long-player ‘Eat Me, Drink Me’ is actually an attack on MCR.

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Marilyn Manson wants everyone to know that A)he is going out with a hot chick and B) she is 19. Now that we’ve got that settled, let’s read what he has to say:

Marilyn Manson plants an affectionate kiss on his girlfriend Evan Rachel Wood’s cheek, as they ride as escalator to catch a train on the Eurostar at the North Station in Paris, France on Friday. The 38-year-old shock rocker recently told Metro that his 19-year-old… More »

Sigh. Marilyn, did you have troubles putting on your lipstick this morning?

I wonder if he realizes that he’s starting to look like Liza Minnelli:

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Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
Rolling Stones frontman Mick Jagger has revealed that he wants to duet with Amy Winehouse.The ‘Wild Horses’ band and Winehouse have both signed to appear at this year’s Isle Of Wight festival on June 10, and Jagger wants them to take to the stage together for a duet.
The Rolling Stones’ Isle Of Wight gig will be the band’s first festival appearance since they played at Knebworth in 1976.Jagger told Virgin Radio: "It’s got a very good reputation as… More »

Look at him, all shifty eyed. He’s throwing out the gay vibe, you know he is.

SIR Elton John could be banned from performing on a Caribbean island — as he might tempt locals to become GAY. The star, 59, is due to play an April jazz festival in Tobago, where homosexuality is widely condemned. Archdeacon Philip Isaac said: “His visit can open the country to be tempted towards pursuing his lifestyle. He needs to… More »

Did he eat Nicole or something? Looks like he needs some Pepto.

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WAYYY better than Billy Joel.
Part 1 of Prince at the Superbowl:

Part 2 of Prince at the Superbowl

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Okay – show of hands, which one of you is just dying to go see these guys? Huh? Come on, confess:

A summer tour reuniting Van Halen with the band’s former lead singer David Lee Roth, has been confirmed by the band’s publicist.
The group said in a statement that it would tour with Roth on vocals for the first time since 1984. Dates and cities have yet to be announced.

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That little jumper thing she’s wearing isn’t doing too much for her. That said, I wish I looked that good in a leather swimsuit.

WHOOOO! Look at the camel toe! That’s incredible!
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This will only end in tragedy:

The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame-bound band—Roth included—is now thisclose to inking a deal with Live Nation for a 40-date amphitheater tour, Billboard.com reported Wednesday. 
Roth, who unceremoniously parted ways with Van Halen in 1985, told the music magazine’s Website eight months ago that getting him and his former hair-band brothers back together would not be "rocket surgery." 
"It’s very simple to put together,"… More »

Well, kind of. It’s not a pretty sight. SHIELD YOUR EYES!!!

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Here’s one I didn’t see coming:

Canadian actor Mike Myers is to play the part of The Who drummer Keith Moon in his next film.
The Austin Powers star has joined the cast of See Me Feel Me (Keith Moon Naked for Pleasure), which will be released in 2009.
The project’s co-producer, Nigel Sinclair, confirmed that Myers will be a part of the production, and added that Roger Daltrey, the singer for… More »

Holy cats does that look uncomfortable or what. These pics are from the opening dates in Justin Timberlake’s FutureSex/LoveShow 2007 World Tour at iPay One Center in San Diego. Ouch.

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Here’s Jessica Simpson’s version (official video is not out yet, it’s just the song):

And here’s the original Dead Or Alive version with Pete Burns:

I vote old Petey there, how about you?
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The new Gwen Stefani album titled Sweet Escape is getting horrible reviews:

Critics call Gwen Stefani’s new album, "Sweet Escape" a flop with mindless lyrics and loopy tunes. The AP reported that only a few good songs are outweighed by too many flops.
The album followed her 2004 hit album, "Love. Angel. Music. Baby," which featured hits like "Holla Back Girl." This was her first album after going solo from the band "No Doubt."… More »

Prepare to be SHOCKED by the sheer passion in this statement:

"Fancy is always great. It’s always nice to show you care. But there’s also nothing more romantic than renting a movie and making popcorn."

Yes, that sounds refreshingly low-key, but don’t leave that as your only dating option: believe me, it gets old really fast.
(not that I’m speaking from experience or anything!)
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