Best Drunk Ever - A guy in Egypt got wasted and then butted a shark on the nose with his ass. He’s fine, but that shark is going to need therapy. (New York Post)
We have a special fondness in our hearts for punny New York Post headlines, but we may have to award first place to the title of this epic epic story of a man who ate 10 cans of tuna a week for years, and is now suing Bumblee Tuna and the supermarket who sold the fish to him after he developed symptoms of mercury poisoning. More »
As Crushable’s resident expert on what not to wear (seriously, if I manage to match anything with anything in my ensemble it is a friggin Field Of Dreams-style miracle), it’s still sort of surprising to find your name and picture blasted under “Worst Offenders” of Casual Fridays in a New York Post gallery. Worst offender? More like Best offender! As my friend Robbie posted on my Facebook wall, all that’s missing from my outfit is a pair of roller skates… More »
Hollywood’s Personal Preference: Real Or Fake (Boobs)? – Adult star turned indie darling Sasha Grey weighed in today on the phenomenon of casting calls for “natural” (read: no implants) women in feature films. Hey, if she’s made it in the porn industry without a boob job, she’s an expert, okay? (New York Post)
Does your friend have a controlling boyfriend? Does she get up in arms when you try to talk to her about it? Turns out, controlling behavior is one of the signs of an abusive relationship, and Megan Carpentier has some advice on how to best broach the subject. (TheGloss)
Four tips for men for sexy emailing. Unfortunately, they come from Jesse James’ stupid, misspelled emails with mistress #5. (Jezebel)
Former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer’s infamous prostitute/New York Post columnist Ashley Dupre… More »
The long national nightmare is over, people: production for Jon and Kate Plus 8 will stop next month.
According to the New York Post, they’re going to squeeze out a couple more episodes and then they are DONE.
Kate has mentioned that the kids are totally upset and have been crying their eyes out because they love having cameras on them 24-7….seriously, does she really expect us to believe that? Those kids looked miserable for the most part. She can… More »
So Debbie Rowe is out to get me. Know why? Because basically because every day we’re hearing something different: she wants Michael Jackson’s kids, she doesn’t want the kids, oh wait! NOW SHE WANTS THE KIDS. Here’s today’s missive from Crazy Town:
“Do I want the kids? Hell no. Does it look good for me to ask for them? Absolutely. I don’t want to look like the woman who gave away her kids and just forgot about them.”
GAH. So tomorrow,… More »
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Natasha Richardson, who was critically injured in a skiing accident on Monday, is now reported to be brain-dead by the New York Daily News and the New York Post, while TMZ is reporting that she is not brain dead, but her brain is inflamed and she is under sedation to get that down.
Here’s an image of where she was skiing in Canada:
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Her mother Vanessa Redgrave is in New York City, where… More »
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Never piss off David Letterman – Best Week Ever
Jeffrey Ross booted off Dancing With The Stars – Bumpshack
Clay Aiken shows off baby Parker – Celebrity Baby Blog
Renee Zellweger is VERY happy – NY Post
Johnny Depp as Tonto? – Defamer
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Anne Hathaway spills the beans about her convict ex-boyfriend – The Superficial
It’s divorce time for Big Gay Al – and he gets nothing! – Perez Hilton
Is Pink turning into a 65 year old pirate here? – Go Fug Yourself
Usher is going to be a daddy for the second time – Popsugar
Will Lindsay Lohan marry Samantha Ronson? – dlisted
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