Nicole Richie: Mother of two and now, after this weekend, married woman. Wow! Doesn’t it seem like just yesterday that Nicole was a young party girl accompanying Paris Hilton to nightclubs and discotheques? (Discotheques are still a thing, right?) We went back and looked at photos of Nicole from the early days, pre-Simple Life even, and were surprised at how much growing up she’s done. Watch Nicole age from awkward party girl to mature mom in this three-second morph. More »
Sorry Russell Brand and Katy Perry, your wedding was nothing compared to long-time lovers and twice-over parents Nicole Richie and Joel Madden. The duo finally got married yesterday, in a ceremony that included a live elephant. We have an exclusive footage of the event below, which People called “a memorable, elegant affair.”
Yeah, for some reason their wedding was in Spanish. We don’t know why either…. More »
Those leaked photos of Christina Aguilera nearly nude were stolen from her stylist. (People)
Lindsay Lohan is in talks to appear on Dancing With The Stars. (Radar)
Paris Hilton was not invited to Nicole Richie‘s wedding. Snap. (NYP)
Are Blake Lively and Ryan Gosling dating? If not, Blake’s got a good publicist. (JustJared)
Joe Jonas may appear in his girlfriend Ashley Greene‘s fashion spread. (Us)
Crap. Prince and Black Swan in one place. That sounds amazing. (NYP)
Sorry Tommy Lee. SeaWorld does not use a cow vagina to extract semen from its killer whales. Also, gross. (TMZ)
Brian Austin Green‘s 8-year old son got wasted at his wedding to Megan Fox. Uh. No, that’s a joke. Ha? (Us)
Jessica Simpson IS getting a prenup before marrying NFL star Eric Johnson. Whew. (Perez) More »
We kind of feel like the best argument for wanting to be a celebrity is that your kids will automatically pop out 100x cuter than they would have if you were a mere commoner. Seriously, there is nothing more adorable than celeb offspring! Especially when they’re all excited and happy like they were at LA’s live Yo Gabba Gabba! show. Chubby-cheeked and stylish children in the same room as DJ Lance? We’re in. More »
You know, I don’t think we’ve given Nicole Richie enough credit. She was a laughing stock of Paris Hilton caliber, everyone was on her case about being severely anorexic, she hooked up with Brody Jenner and got knocked up by Joel Madden…by all accounts, she should be hanging out with Dr. Drew right about now. But instead motherhood has treated her well, and also has given her a sense of humor. Damn if this wasn’t the first time I read something on Twitter today and actually laughed out loud (and also agreed, because Robert Redford is slammin’.) Well played, Nicole Richie, well played. More »
Nicole Richie and Joel Madden are fighting back at paparazzo photo agency X17 after the company known for candid photos of Lindsay Lohan passed-out in her car parked their vehicles outside 2-year-old Harlow Madden‘s pre-school. While all photo agencies are pretty scummy, X17 works hard at being deplorable: stalking celebrity children, hunting down celebs to catch them at their worst moments, and in some cases, even resorting to libelous stories in order to get their “exclusives.” More »
• A nightclub promoter hit The Situation where it really hurts…in his very tiny groin area. (DListed)
• Rachel Bilson: Sunglass blogger. (TheFrisky)
• RIP Tony Curtis: The Some Like It Hot actor passed away yesterday in Las Vegas. (TMZ)
• Seriously guys, a Munsters remake? Well its better than the Monopoly movie, I guess. (Jezebel)
• Man, Nicole Richie isn’t giving anything away about her upcoming (?) marriage to Joel Madden. Not like we care… (PopSugar)
• On the other hand, Jon Hamm is hung like an ox. We knew it! (OMGBlog)
• Before Fergie, Josh Duhamel would do background checks on ladies before he agreed to dinner. (Betty Confidential) More »
It’s post-Emmy’s Monday, which means that some of our favorite jerks are coming out of the woodwork, desperate for the attention they didn’t receive from Ryan Seacrest on the red carpet last night. Lets join them, shall we? More »
Nicole Richie is black. Joe Jonas is hooking up with Ashley Greene. Dax Shepard only eats chicken. Thank god for Twitter, or else we’d have no effing clue what was going on today in Important Land.
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That Was Fast — Looks like Lindsay Lohan will be out of prison before we know it. A sheriff’s document reportedly lists August 2 as her “projected release date”, meaning she will have only served 14 days of her 90-day sentence. The shortened sentence is most likely due to overcrowding in LA County jails — the same thing that cut short the sentences of Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie. (via Los Angeles Times)
Lindsay, you’re not alone! Lots of Hollywood stars have broken the law and made their way to the courthouse, or even to jail.
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Because somebody WILL. Yes, the skeevy Girls Gone Wild creator we’d never set up with anyone ever is engaged to L.A.-based entertainment reporter Christina McLarty. (Page Six)
Chelsea Clinton may walk down the aisle at Astor manse. (People)
Ubiquitous attorney Gloria Allred says Mel Gibson is racist and sexist. (Us Weekly)
Blind item! Will Heidi Montag be releasing a sex tape? (Dlisted)
Harry Potter actress Padma Patil’s dad and brother were arrested for threatening to kill her. (Popeater)
Nicole Richie repeats her outfit not once,… More »
Kellie Pickler’s boyfriend Kyle Jacobs — a songwriter — proposed on a Florida beach on June 15. With Carrie Underwood and Miranda Lambert also getting engaged, there is definitely something in the water among country-music sensations. (People)
We can’t believe we’re admitting this but Team Vienna Girardi. The Bachelor Jake Pavelka is a toolbox, and treated Vienna like crap, refusing to be intimate with her and then carrying on relations with an ex. (Popeater)
A judge extends Nicole Richie’s DUI probation. (AP)
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Nicole Ritchie gets a dress adjustment, and shows off a couple of tattoos, on the red carpet of the 2010 Glamour Women of The Year Awards in London earlier this week.
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Oh, it’s so easy to make fun of the famous people and their carelessness, with us here sitting in our ivory blogging towers. Far too often we forget that many of these stars were once normal people, and despite what TMZ and Radar say otherwise, actually have a sense of humor about themselves. Even Nicole Richie!
We love you so much for this, Neil Patrick Harris (@actuallynph). Especially the part where you know who Danielle Staub is, and are psyched about… More »
After Chace Crawford was arrested for marijuana possession early Friday morning, we couldn’t help but think that the incident might actually help his career. After all, look at that mug. Or mug shot, rather. How come some celebrities manage to make incarceration look so sexy? Below, our 10 pics for hottest booking photos for the stars.
How did Hugh Grant make his arrest look like a photo shoot?
We have to hand it to Paris Hilton; girl can make a mug shot… More »
There are those random moments in one’s life when suddenly everything seems to snap into place: suddenly, you get it. Whether that thing happens to be how to work that new technology, or why you’re suing that Internet company, or hell, why you’ve been drinking straight monkey poop for the last 8 months…suddenly it’s like you can see through the Matrix. Oh man. Being a celebrity must be awesome.
Oh man, you’re so close to figuring out how Twitter works, Whitney… More »
Excuse us, because our jaws just dropped to the floor. Tonight’s Costume Institute Gala Benefit at the Metropolitan Museum of Art celebrated the “American Woman” — and, as expected, a swarm of starlets vying for best dressed showed up to mug for the cameras. There was Kate Hudson, sporting tasteful cleavage after a week of covering up her altered chest in ponchos! There was happy couple Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel, squashing all those silly breakup rumors (hahaha Cameron Diaz… More »
It’s April 20th, a day that means nothing to most of us (right? right…), but is widely celebrated in some circles as National “Smoke Yourself Stupid” Day because, you know, 4/20 and stuff. Hey, we’re not judging, and neither are these celebrities. In terms of Hollywood drug use, smoking weed is probably a safer alternative than snorting coke or doing Oxycontin and driving the wrong way down the highway (*achem*NICOLE RICHIE*achem*), and it’s way better than celebrating this day as… More »
What’s new in the star-studded Twitterverse? We’ve scanned our favorite celeb Twitter feeds for the day’s funniest, wackiest, most profound and most inane Tweets. Don’t forget to follow @Crushabledotcom for celebrity news, gossip, and the stuff you care about.
Rob Kardashian (@robkardashian) had some relationships adivce, which did not include hiding your relationship from the media:
Spencer Grammer (@spencergrammer) was living a tough life:
Nicole Richie (@nicolerichie) makes a funny:
And Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) reveals her dark side. Come hang out with us if… More »