Earlier today Rainn Wilson asked his fans to offer up their #WorseCaseScenario in 140 characters or less. For reference, his was having aliens who look like Ann Coulter eat chunks of his penis to survive. (Wow!) It’s a growing hashtag, but our favorite so far comes from Dave Tripper, a Chicago-area radio host who just delivered a zinger to two big reality stars. More »
Ah, the sexy municipal worker — it’s a staple of Halloween. Although sadly, the toll collector and the lunch lady is underrepresented in the costume choices of tipsy women. Indeed, cops and firefighters are the main choices in this category of costumery, which celebs happen to pre quite partial to. Here’s a gallery of famous ladies dressed as sexy do-gooders. More »
Lifetime’s latest biopic The Bling Ring didn’t turn out at all like we expected: For one, instead of taking the juicy story of semi-famous kid Alexis Neiers, they decided to make the protagonist a Chord Overstreet lookalike (Austin Butler) with anxiety problems. More »
Celebrities: They’re just like us! More »
Ipsos, a company specializing in brand research, just released an interesting study asking average people how popular and trustworthy they would rate celebrities. Meaning, if this celeb endorsed a certain product, would you be more likely to buy it? The top results for the popular/unpopular lists weren’t surprising — we love Betty White and we loathe Paris Hilton — but some of the data in the middle is pretty amusing. Take, for instance, the tie for 7th place between American mainstay Morgan Freeman and the new Duchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton. More »
Last night’s Real Housewives of New Jersey mixed in some awkwardness with the usual passive-aggression, when Albie and Christopher Manzo took their family to go see Alexa Ray Joel perform. It was cute how Albie was nervous to talk to Alexa, but downright weird to watch Caroline and Albert suck up to her at the dinner before her set. When Albie made some incomprehensible joke, his parents swooped in to compliment Alexa on her genes, while parents Billy Joel and Christie Brinkley sat nearby. Can you guess whose benefit that was really for? More »
• Paris Hilton storms out of an ABC News interview after being asked if she’s past her prime. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)
• Eric Dane has checked into “a treatment facility” to deal with his addiction to painkillers… but his rep says he’ll be back to work next week. That’s quick! (Hollywood Hiccups)
• The Two and a Half Men cast aren’t the first to drop trou to promote a TV show. See who did it before, and better. (The Frisky)
• Matt Damon says that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are like “prisoners” because of how they’re getting stopped on the street for interviews. As my grandmother used to say mockingly, Ohh, pobrecitos. (Betty Confidential)
• Yet another celebrity has been invited to the Marine ball — Miley Cyrus! That’s maybe a little shady? (Celebuzz)
Found this hilarious visual on ONTD today: It turns out Paris Hilton set up a cabana with daybeds at her beach house in Malibu, only to forget the daybeds. They almost got washed away at high tide the next day… but I like our explanation — that the test results came back positive and they were heading to the surf to end their misery — better. More »
• James Franco may not have been the model student at NYU, but he’d make a dreamy RA. (College Candy)
• Apparently unable to find any new bffs, Paris Hilton has reunited with her Simple Life co-star Nicole Richie. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)
• Kim Kardashian got an x-ray of her butt to prove that she hasn’t had ass implants. That might be the best sentence I write all day. (The Frisky)
• Kenny Wormald explains how the Footloose remake manages to tackle dance bans in 2011. (Celebuzz)
• Jennifer Aniston dragged maybe-boyfriend Justin Theroux to her Inside the Actors Studio taping. (People)
Hey guess what? It looks like Lindsay Lohan‘s design aesthetic is a very fervent “pictures of myself, please.” The actress, under house arrest, was recently photographed in her home — and the shots gave us not one, but two self-obsessed portraits. Oh, actors. Here’s a gallery of other celebrities who have used their own visages as decoration. More »
Although it was intended as a vehicle for the Paris Hilton Redemption Tour, The World According to Paris is a non-starter of a show. So far, we’ve seen Paris complain about doing her court-ordered public service, treat her assistant like dirt, and preen in front of a mirror. However, her costar on the show, Brooke Mueller, is proving more interesting as the show goes on. More »
Chrissy Teigen‘s really doing her part to prove that supermodels can be funny, too. Chrissy — a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model and John Legend‘s girlfriend — has a consistently hilarious twitter feed, and here she takes on the name of Paris Hilton’s new reality show. Three cheers for funny ladies. More »
On one of the stops on her image rehabilitation tour, Paris Hilton told CNN’s Piers Morgan how devastated she was when her sex tape was released. “It’s something that changed my life forever,” she said. “You know, and I was a little girl, I looked up to people like Princess Diana and these women, and I feel like he [ex-boyfriend/sex tape partner Rick Salomon] took that away from me.” More »
It’s been a while since we posted an utterly inane tweet from a celebrity, so here you go: Paris Hilton has decided the world must know that she is feeling a little sleepy. Yep, that’s two whole seconds you’ll never get back. Sorry! More »