I can’t remember the last time I saw a photo of Lindsay Lohan and thought to myself, “wow, she looks really beautiful, raidant, drug-free and healthy!” Instead it’s more like “gah!” or “eeek” or “why is Dina Lohan photobombing her own daughter?” Sadly, today is no exception to that rule. More »
It’s no secret that Joan Rivers l-o-v-e-s plastic surgery. She wakes up in the morning craving the feeling of someone attacking her face with a knife, a needle and a staple gun. In fact, the rumor for years was that Melissa Rivers‘s real father was a bohemian scalpel. But even though it’s common knowledge that Joan’s face is more fresh than a brand new fetus, I didn’t know it took 739 plastic surgeries to get it there. More »
Love her or hate her, the most recognizable feature of Vegas-bound internet meme Lana Del Rey is those overstuffed lips of hers. But how would said lips look on someone else? Even more ridiculous, of course. The aptly titled blog People With Lana Del Rey Lips is dedicated to Photoshopping her wonky kisser onto people like George Clooney, Justin Bieber, and even the President, with sexy results. Here are some of my favorites. More »
We track Dolly Parton‘s plastic surgery obsession — meant to make her look younger but just aiding the aging process — from fresh-faced ingenue in 1980 to plastic music/movie star in 2012. More »
With each new photo of Elizabeth Banks as The Hunger Games‘ Effie Trinket that gets released, I’m more and more repulsed. More »
But we’re really not convinced. What about the strange circular lump they found? More »
Newly-minted fashion model Aliana Lohan – with her newly-minted face — has already done two inappropriately sexual photo shoots. Her latest gig, which got her the cover, is closer to high-fashion than skeevy exploitation… but you have to giggle at the fact that it’s for a magazine called Fault.
What angers us most about this situation is that Ali’s startlingly skinny body and likely surgically-enhanced face are a cry for help, but are either ignored or encouraged by mother Dina. More »
Herbert Chavez is a Filipino man with a huge Superman obsession. He swapped out a phone booth for an operating table, however, undergoing several plastic surgery procedures to become more like his hero. Herbert had his chin, lips and nose reshaped, his skin lightened, had work done on his eyes and even altered his thighs. More »
It didn’t take long for Courtney Stodden to pull a Heidi Montag: When people called foul on her plastic surgery and breast implants, she decided to throw on a white bathing suit (to remind us she’s a child bride?) and skip along the beach with husband Doug Hutchison. But as we looked through TMZ’s gallery of Courtney’s obviously fake breasts and Skeletor face, we couldn’t help but remember how Heidi has made debuting her various surgeries an art form. So, a side-by-side comparison is in order. More »
The blogs are freaking out today over news that Nicole Richie has gotten breast implants. Her boobs used to be small, you see, and then they got a little bit bigger. Clearly, this must be a sign of foul play. More »
Brace yourselves, because the difference in her face is shocking. More »
Pre-gender reassignment surgery and pre-possible nose job… We hardly recognized the Friends sweetheart and Dancing with the Stars contestant. More »
Happy 25th birthday, Heidi Montag! We’d warn you about those quarterlife crises kids your age go through, but it looks like you managed to do one of those before hitting 25. We know that people mostly look ahead on this auspicious day, but we still really miss the old, cuter Heidi from season 1 of The Hills, before Spencer Pratt and fame inspired her to inflate and tuck her body into a silhouette resembling a Barbie doll. So here’s our gift to you, Heidi: Hindsight. More »
R.I.P. Ali Lohan‘s old face, 1993-2011. More »
The Hills star Audrina Patridge is still denying that she’s gotten breast implants, using the really unconvincing argument that she suffers from a medical condition that makes her breasts different sizes. In her own words:
“Well, see I have this chest problem. My bone right here, it’s higher on this side? It’s pectoralis something, so I’ve always struggled with that. You could see they look different sizes all the time.”
Hard to interpret, right? More »
Do you think JWOWW is messing with her face and body too much? Before and after comparison pics and some theories on why people are so angry at her, after the jump. More »