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Playboy TV Turns Porn Stereotypes Into Reality: Why ‘Brooklyn Kind Of Love’ Sucks
Playboy TV (formerly the Playboy Channel, aka that thing one kid in middle school’s dad subscribed to, instantly making him the most popular eighth grader around) has started producing reality TV. Their new series is called Brooklyn Kind of Love and it looks terrible. (Regarding the title: It seems to refer to the kind of love where one cast member has tattoos and another is a lesbian. Perhaps they’re also Yankees fans?)
Question: Emphasizing something as “reality” programming just points out the inherent unreality of porn, right? Except in this case, the show takes the stereotype about women in pornography — that they just cannot get enough dick — and makes it the reality. Based on the trailer, Brooklyn appears to be a show about four oversexed women whose main ambition in life is to get laid as frequently as possible. But here’s the kicker, the reason why this show is even more detrimental than the standard porn fare: All of these sexually overzealous gals’ partners are fed up with the constant demand for fornication. The men (plus that one lesbian partner) are exhausted by their partners’ crazy need for sex. More »
Sex On the Wire: Durex XXL Ads Funny or Offensive?
• Durex’s new XXL condom ad makes us wanna go Lorena Bobbitt whoever came up with that campaign. (Trendhunter)
• Ruh-roh! Add “boyfriend stealer” to the list of things that Lady Gaga might be (a man, an alien, etc.) (YourTango)
• Seth Rogen admitted to Conan O’Brien last night that he proposed to Lauren Miller while she was topless. (Celebuzz)
• Would you watch a porno based on Taylor Swift and Kanye West‘s feud? Hey, at least the plot will be good. (Hollywood Life)
• I don’t care what STD it can check for, I am NOT peeing on my phone! Can you imagine how awkward that would make first dates when he asks you to just give him a urine sample for his iPhone? (Lemondrop) More »
Sex on the Wire: Real World Sexcapades!
• Looks like Melinda isn’t the only talked about Real World alum today: Dunbar Flinn from Real World: Sydney is getting a spread in Playboy! (BettyConfidential)
• Jessie Rosen doesn’t think Karen Owen is a hero for making that Duke sex list. Uh…was anyone claiming she was? (Lemondrop)
• Do not fall for these Facebook strategies guys use to look cooler than they are. (CollegeCandy)
• How much information can sperm hold? (Buzzfeed)
• Do open relationships ever work? Here are 9 famous couples that are trying it out. (The Frisky)
• We cannot believe there is Edith Wharton erotica. We guess rule #34 still applies. (The Gloss)
• Having tons of sex = healthy nails. Who knew? (YourTango) More »
‘Playboy’ Bunnies Aren’t Dumb, They Just Don’t Understand How Airplanes Work
Well at least we can’t make a blond joke here: 21-year-old brunette Playgirl Tiffany Livingston freaked out on a recent flight from Orlando to Newark, went to the nearest emergency exit, and tried to “steady herself” with the handle release before some cops dragged her away. The official publicist spin is that she didn’t have her medication, but what self-respecting Hugh Hefner prodigy travels without her medicine case? More »
‘Playboy’ Nabs ‘Mad Men’ Character We’ve Never Heard Of For Centerfold
Sure, we could have made a traffic-baiting title here, like “Mad Men’s Crista Flanagan Topless In Playboy!” (sorry Huffington Post), but the truth is, we have no idea who Crista is. Oh, she plays the switchboard operator on the show. Can we count up how many seconds of screen-time that has nailed her (yikes)?
Well, at least it gives Hugh Hefner a reason to make the August cover all vintage Playboy-like, recreating the infamous Toni Lacey edition from 1960, so we’ll… More »
Sex On The Wire: This Is Why Prostitutes Don’t Smile
• Don’t refuse sex to a hooker with bad teeth. And if you do refuse and she robs you of your $78 dollars (hey, you pay for what you get), don’t go to the police, because, d’uh, you were trying to buy sex. But if you are going to do both those things, do it in Florida, where the cops won’t charge you for soliciting a prostitute. (Miami Herald)
• Sexy and prolific Olivia Munn doles out some sex tips that… More »
Did Drake Illegally Sample A ‘Playboy’-owned Song?
Playboy Enterprises has sued Drake and his record label for copyright infringement, claiming he illegally sampled a song they owned on his hit single “Best I Ever Had.”
Last week, Playboy filed suit against the Canadian rapper, claiming he took material from the 1975 song “Fallin’ In Love” by by Hamilton, Joe Frank & Reynolds, which the adult entertainment company owns the rights to. Drake’s song, of his EP “So Far Gone,” peaked at number 2 on the Billboard 100. His… More »
Between The Lines: Danielle Staub’s Sex Tape Is Not That Original
Did you hear Danielle Staub has a sex tape? It is called Danielle Staub Raw. Our five burning questions, post-projectile vom:
1. Why?!
2. Why?!
3. Why?!
4. Why?!
5. WHY?!?!?!?!
It’s a mystery, really. And given the massive commercial success of Kendra Wilkinson’s sex tape, it was only a matter of time before Danielle made a move to cash in on hers. Naturally, the Real Housewives of New Jersey star denies the clip was leaked or stolen; but now that the media got wind of… More »
Russell Brand Outsourced Hooker Hiring – We guess when your sexual experience was your dad buying you a prostitute at 16 in Hong Kong, you have nowhere to go but a spiraling sex addiction. Oh, and then getting engaged to Katy Perry. (via Playboy)
Real Or Fake: Betty White Facebook Campaigns
Betty White‘s SNL episode had the best ratings in two years, convincing Facebook members that they are god and that their collective online campaigns can force the hand of every entertainment producer in the business. Betty White for President! Betty White hosting the Oscars! So you tell us: Which of these Facebook groups are real, and which did we just make up? More »
Sex On The Wire: How To Deal With A Friend’s Abusive Relationship
Does your friend have a controlling boyfriend? Does she get up in arms when you try to talk to her about it? Turns out, controlling behavior is one of the signs of an abusive relationship, and Megan Carpentier has some advice on how to best broach the subject. (TheGloss)
Four tips for men for sexy emailing. Unfortunately, they come from Jesse James’ stupid, misspelled emails with mistress #5. (Jezebel)
Former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer’s infamous prostitute/New York Post columnist Ashley Dupre… More »
Joe Simpson To John Mayer: Shut It
We may have been offended by John Mayer’s comments to Playboy on behalf of womankind, but don’t ever underestimate the power of a protective daddy.
Over the weekend, OK! magazine reported that Jessica Simpson’s poppa Joe had words with John, defending his daughter against the singer’s description of her as “sexual napalm,” among other things.
Joe called John and told him “to stay away from his family and man-up and apologize for his comments,” a source told the magazine. Thankfully, the source… More »
Breaking: John Mayer Tweets Again
It lasted an excruciatingly long four days and seven hours, but things are right in the world again: John Mayer’s Twitter standoff is finally over. After a candid Playboy interview during which he made racist comments about his penis and spilled explicit details about sex with Jessica Simpson — thus digging himself a hole so deep he made it halfway China — the Twitter fiend apologized for his remarks and took a conspicuous break from his account. What broke… More »
Hugh Hefner asked about Lindsay Lohan posing for Playboy
Hollywood Scoop caught up with Hugh Hefner during the FOX Reality Really Awards and asked if Hefner would like to see Lindsay Lohan pose for Playboy.
Hefner said he would and explained why:
“The ones I would like to see are the ones the readers would like to see,” Hefner said.
When asked if an offer had been made for Lindsay to appear in Playboy, Hefner didn’t confirm, instead saying when you read that Playboy has made an offer to a celebrity,… More »
Lindsay Lohan in Playboy? Not Yet
There have been rumors today that Lindsay Lohan is considering posing for Playboy. The rumor indicated that Lindsay was first offered $500,000 then that price when up to $900,000 when Lindsay turned them down.
Now, I doubt this is true in its entirety. Gossip Cop claims that Lindsay’s rep says that Lindsay Lohan was offered to do a shoot with Playboy, but that the offer was $1million right away.
WIll Lindsay do Playboy? Right now it’s not clear. It’s a… More »
Lindsay Lohan Says No to Playboy
Lindsay Lohan is bringing sexy back… but not to Playboy! Although Lindsay Lohan posed semi-nude for New York Magazine earlier this year, she has turned down a chance to pose for Playboy.
Lindsay was reportedly offered $700,000 to pose for an 8-page spread for Playboy for their 55th anniversary issue in January. Lindsay Lohan’s rep had this to say to Playboy reps:
“If there’s nudity, then the answer’s no … She’s not going down the magazine road again”
Photo – Lindsay Lohan… More »
