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The Daily WTF: This Is Not Okay To Say, New Zealand Police
Hey, The Police Force, you’re supposed to be combating this kind of behavior, not enabling it. Other ways NZ cops are like cougars: leading consumers of short-shorts, really into “nightsticks,” bad at innuendo. More »
Sex On The Wire: Boobs And Chips, Together At Last
• Boobs: now in delicious chip-size proportions. Bet you can’t have just one! (Gawker)
• Bristol Palin has been invited to Washington University for their Sex Week. Prepare to be disappointed, fellas! (CBS)
• If you ever wanted to know what the schedule of a woman comedian is like, read this hilarious (ghostwritten?) article by Julie Klausner. (Splitsider) More »
At least she didn’t give him crabs. A 56 year-old woman named Carolee Bildsten ran out on a bill from Joe’s Crab Shack in Detroit and then attacked a police officer with “a rigid feminine pleasure device.” (TribLocal)
Is Tampa Deputy Lisa Latimer the New Krystal Ball of Bad Photo Ops?
When racy, dildo-filled Holiday photos of ___ candidate Crystal Ball were uncovered by her opponent earlier this month, we hoped that people in public service positions would learn not to take photos of themselves goofing off, even if it was all in good fun. With the Internet these days, you never know!
And sadly today brings us another example: Florida deputy policewoman Lisa Latimer took some shots (no pun intended) of herself in her cruise car, getting high, drinking, and putting her gun in her mouth. More »
It’s a Dirty Job, But It’s Better Than Senior Finals – 20-year-old Mexican student Marisol Valles Garcia has now become police chief of Praxedis Guadalupe Guerrero after the guy before her got his head cut off. Does “wunderkind” apply here? (The Guardian)
Cops Find Out Why Jersey Shore Star Called ‘The Situation’ – Seaside Heights police force ordered Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino to put his abs away after his shirtless torso almost caused a riot on the beach this weekend. Now if only he could put a bag over his head, he’d be perfect. (via TMZ)
Lindsay Lohan bodyguard reportedly arrested
Fame Pictures reportedly caught Lindsay Lohan’s bodyguard getting arrested on camera Thursday in front of her Los Angeles home.
The reasons for the arrest are unknown at this time, but he was handcuffed and placed in the back of a sheriff’s department car, leaving a passenger in his Mercedes Benz, according to Fame Pictures.
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Lindsay Lohan’s Beverly Hills lunch date
Lindsay Lohan enjoys lunch at E Baldi in Beverly Hills Tuesday with a lunch date.
Lindsay was forced to get a police escort to keep the paparazzi at bay as she and her lunch date drove off in his BMW convertible.
On Twitter, Lindsay posted this message about having to close the blinds at the restaurant for protection from the paparazzi.
@jorjeperezjr just scared Nancy Regan to protect me from paparazzi by closing the blinds abruptly at a restaurant!
Speaking of Twitter, Lindsay… More »
Lohan burglary suspects part of sting
Celebrity burglary suspect Alexis Neirs, center, attempts to hide from the cameras after she leaves the jail house Friday after posting $50,000 bail.
Nicholas Prugo, 18, was arrested last month and has been formally accused of the Lindsay Lohan and Audrina Patridge burglaries. Lindsay’s house was robbed in August.
In a sting Thursday, Rachel Lee (considered the ring leader), 19, Diana Tamayo, 19, Courtney Ames, 18, Alexis Neiers, 18, and Roy Lopez, Jr., 27, were all arrested in connection to the… More »
Rumor: More arrests in Lohan, Patridge burglaries
The Los Angeles Police Department has arrested at least four women in connection with the burglaries of Lindsay Lohan and Audrina Patridge’s homes, a source close to the case told People Thursday.
The source also said one of the alleged suspects — Rachel J. Lee — is under investigation for the $2 million jewelry heist at Paris Hilton’s home last year and of possibly being the crime ringleader.
A LAPD spokesman has yet to confirm the arrests, however, People reported.
Patridge’s home was… More »
Lindsay & Sam Fight About Paparazzi?
Last night, Lindsay Lohan went to Samantha Ronson’s house. When the paparazzi arrived, they reportedly heard Lindsay yelling and heard things breaking. However, the only yelling I can hear seems to be about calling the police on the paparazzi. Lindsay’s sister, Ali Lohan, arrived soon after, followed closely by the police.
I am not sure if rumors of fights are real since the tweets between Lindsay & Sam have grown increasingly cute of late. For example, when Sam gets mad… More »
Suspect Photos Released in Lohan Robbery
The LAPD have released images and CCTV footage of three suspects who allegedly broke into Lindsay Lohan’s Hollywood home on the weekend, making her feel violated and suspect it to be an insider job.
The suspects all take pains to cover their faces with sweaters and hats and to avoid looking at the camera.
The police now believe that the suspects entered the house through an unlocked door. All suspects are being described as being between the ages of 18-25,… More »
Lindsay Lohan Moves Out
Following the burglary in her home, Lindsay Lohan was spotted at her Hollywood Hills home to collect some of her belongings. Ali Lohan was there to help, as was Ali. Luggage and boxes of belongings were moved out, as Lindsay prepares to find a new place to live.
All of this was done after the LAPD and a private investigator had been in Lindsay’s home earlier the same day for their investigations.
Here are some videos of the police… More »
Lindsay Lohan’s House Robbed, Lindsay “Upset”
Lindsay Lohan’s house has been robbed – this time for real!
Police were called to Lindsay’s Hollywood home on Sunday to investigate a burglary. Lindsay discovered the burglary after the fact, police say, though nobody was home at the time of the incident. Lindsay came home at approximately 3am to discover things missing. She reportedly called her father, Michael Lohan, who then called the police at approximately 6:30am.
Michael Lohan tells TMZ that a safe was ripped off a wall in Lindsay’s… More »
Lindsay’s Car Stopped by Police
Last night, after Lindsay Lohan was picked up at Teddy’s with friends after 2am, the police stopped her car on the way home. The details of why the police stopped the car were not released. Lindsay sat in the back seat of the car for the duration of the police questioning:
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Also in random updates, it looks like Lindsay has decided to increase the… More »
Lindsay’s Monday in Videos
Here are three candid videos from Lindsay’s day yesterday. Let’s start with the evening, when Lindsay got really angry at the paparazzi outside her home. Lindsay and Ali were both upset and Lindsay called the cops, getting even more frustrated when they didn’t seem to be doing anything to help (looks like a mess):
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Here’s one of Lindsay going to the Roosevelt Hotel… More »
Lindsay Lohan Calls Cops on Paparazzi
Last night as Lindsay tried to escape from the paparazzi as she left h.wood, she decided enough was enough. At home, surrounded by paparazzi, Lindsay made the choice to call in the police for help:
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There’s also a rumor that Lindsay Lohan was denied access to an afterparty for Britney Spears’ Circus tour in LA…. More »
Lindsay & Dina With Legal Troubles
After getting behind the wheel just recently, and in a new car at that!, Lindsay had a run-in with the police. And Dina Lohan too has some legal problems this week!
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Yesterday Lindsay changed outfits at Sam’s house, and we hear her sweetly thanking the paparazzi for saying she’s beautiful, then the video shifts to Lindsay being pulled over by the police! It looks like… More »