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• Boobs: now in delicious chip-size proportions. Bet you can’t have just one! (Gawker)

• If you ever wanted to know what the schedule of a woman comedian is like, read this hilarious (ghostwritten?) article by Julie Klausner. (Splitsider)

• 12 sexy Australian men. You know, it’s summer there right now. (The Frisky)

• That lady who attacked police with a sex toy claimed it was in self-defense. From what, a lack of orgasms? (Huffington Post)

• If you are one of those people who get sad about Valentine’s Day (no judgment!), here’s some ways to snag a date before the 14th. (Betty Confidential)

• Women need to stop saying they are gay men. It’s kind of insulting. (The Gloss)

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And sadly today brings us another example: Florida deputy policewoman Lisa Latimer took some shots (no pun intended) of herself in her cruise car, putting her gun in her mouth and smoking what looks like a joint. Ostensibly, these pics were just for her and her close friends, but that was before she got into a nasty divorce with her husband (which may or may not have involved her taser), who decided to put the images on Facebook. Now she’s suspended from the police force and may lose custody of her kids.

We don’t want to beat you over the head with the lesson here, but once again: Never piss off your ex. Wait, no: Don’t take photographs of yourself playing around with sex toys and/or guns unless your job is an FBI agent undercover stripper.

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The reasons for the arrest are unknown at this time, but he was handcuffed and placed in the back of a sheriff’s department car, leaving a passenger in his Mercedes Benz, according to Fame Pictures.

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Lindsay was forced to get a police escort to keep the paparazzi at bay as she and her lunch date drove off in his BMW convertible.

On Twitter, Lindsay posted this message about having to close the blinds at the restaurant for protection from the paparazzi.

@jorjeperezjr just scared Nancy Regan to protect me from paparazzi by closing the blinds abruptly at a restaurant!

Speaking of Twitter, Lindsay also tweeted Tuesday about her fashion shoot with photographer Ellen von Unwerth — which was published in The Sunday Times in London. Here’s a photo she posted of the cover.

“What an amazing time in Paris with a wonderful photographer”

So I guess Lindsay was happy with the photo shoot. She also Tweeted about missing Emanuel Ungaro and Paris. She Tweeted this AMAZING PHOTO of her as well showing her hair straightened.

“I love Emanuel Ungaro and I miss Paris and the Plaza Athenée”

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Nicholas Prugo, 18, was arrested last month and has been formally accused of the Lindsay Lohan and Audrina Patridge burglaries. Lindsay’s house was robbed in August.

In a sting Thursday, Rachel Lee (considered the ring leader), 19, Diana Tamayo, 19, Courtney Ames, 18, Alexis Neiers, 18, and Roy Lopez, Jr., 27, were all arrested in connection to the crimes, according to People.

According to the authorities and sources, the teens and their circle of friends have launched a crime spree that targeted celebrities in which thousands of dollars in designer clothes, jewelry and other luxury items were taken, People said.

Allegedly, the gang located the addresses of celebrities using Hollywood star maps and the Internet and calculated when the stars wouldn’t be home based on their appearance schedules, People reported.

Though Prugo has not yet entered a plea in his case, his attorney Sean Erenstoft told People:

“I commend the LAPD for apprehending the major culprits in these capers, and I’m confident that Mr. Prugo will be found to have had a limited role in this case,” Sean said.

Neirs declared her innocence to TMZ:

“The only reason they came to my house was because they thought I was holding property for Nick [Prugo], they even searched my house and found nothing. I’m innocent in all of this and feel terrible for all the people who got robbed,” she told TMZ.

Lee was arrested in Las Vegas, while the others were picked up in the Los Angeles area. Police said they recovered some of the stolen property as a result of the search warrants that were executed. They also found three firearms and a large amount of narcotics, People reported.

Each of the suspects, except for Lee, was booked for residential burglary, with bail set at $50,000 each, while Lee was held on $3,000 bail for possession of stolen property, People reported. As of Saturday afternoon, Tamayo and Lopez remain behind bars. Ames and Neiers posted bail soon after their arrest, while Lee may be in the process of being transferred back to Los Angeles, People said.

Want to hear something really crazy? Neirs, 18, is actually involved in talks for a E! reality TV show pilot called The Arlington Family.

“Shooting began several days ago and will continue for the next few weeks. We are concerned by recent events, awaiting further details and will be monitoring the situation closely,” an E! spokesman said.

After posting bail, Neirs was picked up by her sister Playboy model Tess Taylor, who showed up at the jail Friday with a camera crew in tow. According to People, Taylor and Neirs use Arlington as their last name.

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The source also said one of the alleged suspects — Rachel J. Lee — is under investigation for the $2 million jewelry heist at Paris Hilton’s home last year and of possibly being the crime ringleader.

A LAPD spokesman has yet to confirm the arrests, however, People reported.

Patridge’s home was broken into on Feb. 23, while Lindsay’s home was burglarized on Aug. 23 with an estimated $128,000 in jewelry, designer clothes and accessories taken, People reported.

The crackdown follows the arrest in September of alleged suspect Nicholas Prugo, 18, who has been accused in both burglaries.

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